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3 minutes ago, maninblack said:

Put the entire bullpen on a bus to New York. Fuck it make them Uber.

Leave them in Cleveland.

 

cruel and unusual punishment?

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1 minute ago, slorch said:

Leave them in Cleveland.

 

cruel and unusual punishment?

Drop them off where they filmed Thuggish Ruggish Bone and let them figure it out.

Devo.. 1 IP, no hits or walks, threw nine pitches.  Yeah, let’s yank him.

That’s two games against expected playoff teams we flat out gave away because our coaching staff (can’t blame Hinch this time) are morons.

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1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Devo.. 1 IP, no hits or walks, threw nine pitches.  Yeah, let’s yank him.

That’s two games against expected playoff teams we flat out gave away because our coaching staff (can’t blame Hinch this time) are morons.

Hinch was still making the calls, just from inside the clubhouse.

Hinch was still making the calls, just from inside the clubhouse.

Was he texting to an Apple Watch?

Devo getting a chance to close a few games is an experiment worth trying. 

Waive Marwin, or trade him. I'm not even kidding

14 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

Waive Marwin, or trade him. I'm not even kidding

I don't know about that, but I've been saying for weeks that he should be starting no more than twice per week. And he should never be hitting 5th. Bottom of the order utility guy - that's who he always was until 2017, which was clearly an aberration. 

 

I don't know about that, but I've been saying for weeks that he should be starting no more than twice per week. And he should never be hitting 5th. Bottom of the order utility guy - that's who he always was until 2017, which was clearly an aberration. 
 

All of this

Got on airplane during an 8-3 laugher in the 8th.

 

Landed to this sack of fuck.

 

Did Hinch throw Derka? Wtf happened

 

 

Entire bullpen shat the bed
As shitty as it was, I’d prefer they all get it out of the way in the same game and take 1 loss as opposed to spreading it out over 3-4 games and taking multiple losses

That was very... not satisfying. Giles should feel bad. 
Everyone in our bullpen outside of Devo should feel bad. But, I blame myself for talking shit about the Indians Bullpen after the 2nd game. Sorry guys

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3 hours ago, Mez2 said:

Waive Marwin, or trade him. I'm not even kidding

I was thinking the same thing.  Has he had a single clutch hit this year?

Last big hit I can remember is the HR against Jansen in game 2 of the WS.

38 minutes ago, UTHornFan014 said:

Everyone in our bullpen outside of Devo should feel bad. But, I blame myself for talking shit about the Indians Bullpen after the 2nd game. Sorry guys

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Joe Smith of all people did his job too.  We might as well have let Sipp try to finish it off.

I’m still mad about that game.

7 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I was thinking the same thing.  Has he had a single clutch hit this year?

Last big hit I can remember is the HR against Jansen in game 2 of the WS.

I hear you. Without that incredible HR against LA, I don’t think we have a title. But as with stock funds, past performance is no guarantee of future results. He’s been flat-out bad this year. We must do better. 

Alright, that game yesterday was a kick in the nuts. But today’s a new day, and it’s time to kick some yankee ass.

JV is on the hill.

Altuve is going to start a new streak.

Oso Blanco is going to turnip the beet.

We are going to win the series by winning today, and helobious will wander the streets of Harlingen in despair.

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And the goddamned German’s got nothing to do with it!

Yuli batting clean-up and playing 3B today, Marwin 5th in LF, J.D Davis at 1B and Jake gets the start over Kemp.

It's as if Hinch wants to lose today's game.

Damn.

 

Surprised he didn't start Giles or re-sign Gregorson for today.

 

What a fucking lineup...

24 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

I can’t wait for Marwin to carry us this Yankee series


As soon as surly piles on a guy, he takes off. It’s science

I got pissed at him in the first series of the season against Arlington.  He earned it though with his bullshit attidude and asshattery at the plate.  It got to the point where he was ejected for it too.

Then he started making work, doing Marwinning shit like being a more than capable fielder and getting timely hits, so that he provided platooning capability for Hinch.

That bunt he laid down the other night was about as close to perfect as he could get.  but lately, it's also been an endless parade of crappy ABs without advancing runners.  It just seems sometimes like he isn't trying...or he's waiting for the absolute perfect pitch.  he bats almost completely opposite of Altuve-  it's passive as hell and it grates against the grain of how this squad is wired. I'm not saying he can hit like Altuve, but he could be an ounce more aggressive at the plate, for crisakes.

It sticks out big time.  He needs to get back to making those Marwin-type contributions that help the team be successful.

1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Yuli batting clean-up and playing 3B today, Marwin 5th in LF, J.D Davis at 1B and Jake gets the start over Kemp.

It's as if Hinch wants to lose today's game.

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Need to hang 2 or 3 more on this pitcher and force them use up their pen while Verlander goes 8 or 9.

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Need to hang 2 or 3 more on this pitcher and force them use up their pen while Verlander goes 8 or 9.

Forget going 8. We need to win this one. JV all the way.

And already I'm reminded why I'd rather not see Marwin or Jake getting meaningful ABs for Houston again any time soon. Maybe ever. 

correa should've had that.

no bregs today is annoying, but they're giving stanton the day off, so whatever.

hopefully jd + jv is all we need.

I'm not convinced that hit him even with replay

Now JV can get 2 outs before rolling around to the top of the order again. Well done.

Give me kemp in place of jake/marwin. Stassi/davis platoon at dh.

Dfa marwin,jake, and gattis. 

Love to know why jeff/aj still beleive in jake and marwin. For a front office into data they sure arent looking at thier career numbers

J.D. Davis' 3-run homer in the 2nd inning today, a 106.9 mph, 40° moonshot, is the highest home run by launch angle at Yankee Stadium so far this year.

Marwin isn't on this team for his bat. He's on the team cause he can play 7 positions. Just quit batting him 5th.

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