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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."

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On 5/13/2021 at 2:34 PM, NWBuck said:

That kid is AWESOME... I'll bet he can beat some of those teams singlehandedly!

That ain't right.

15 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

 

Why do you have a camera inside my kitchen?!?

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10 minutes ago, Superhero said:

 

Dude looks like an Indian version of Cliff Clavin.

On 5/14/2021 at 4:31 PM, crash_davis said:

Holy shit that makes me ragey.  Same cameraman caught this previously.

https://www.insideedition.com/videos/4091-watch-dramatic-rescue-of-driver-passed-out-on-8-lane-highway

3 hours ago, Superhero said:

Step aside /Holdmybeer, here's /Holdmyfeedingtube

 

Thanks for that wormhole.  I've now found posts appropriate for about 5 threads in this subforum.  I could stay in that subreddit the rest of the evening.  

20 minutes ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

 

He's a better man than I am, I don't think I could have held that level of control.

Yeah, that turd needs to be flushed immediately.  There is no cure for that disease other than death. 

On 5/24/2021 at 6:57 PM, Hate said:

Yeah, that turd needs to be flushed immediately.  There is no cure for that disease other than death. 

if that dude was homeless, some people would feel sorry for the guy and buy him a house so that he could host parties for little kids.

If they are so fucking smart, how come they get stuck in my garage and refuse to fly out the door?

40 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

If they are so fucking smart, how come they get stuck in my garage and refuse to fly out the door?

They’re waiting for reinforcements

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2 hours ago, tx ind said:

^^^snek

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moccasins are assholes. most sneks go the other direction. 

moccasin is like, "come at me, bro!"

14 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

moccasin is like, "come at me, bro!"

No doubt the story transformed into the time he was chased by a water moccasin.

 

Could have also gone in the LOL thread.
20 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

 

Reminds me of a Justin Wilson joke about 2 Cajuns (Remy and Boudreaux) working on a gas compressor when it suddenly started. Remy was caught in the flywheel and spun round and round before being spit out and hitting the ground. Boudreaux ran up to him and said "Remy, Remy! You be okay?"

Remy slowly opened his eyes and looked square at Boudreaux. "I not speak to you, Boudreaux. I pass you a dozen times and you no even say Hello."


Could have also gone in the LOL thread.
Oh, I laughed. I probably laugh more at this thread than the laugh thread.
2 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

If they are so fucking smart, how come they get stuck in my garage and refuse to fly out the door?

 

1 hour ago, Doc Reeves said:

They’re waiting for reinforcements

Or kamikaze into the pool when they clearly don't know how to swim...

 

 

Maybe they're the Africanized bees /noracist

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3 hours ago, HoustonHorn said:

Holy shit, that was unexpected.

what is it?  I can’t see. 

On 5/22/2021 at 3:54 PM, Message Board User said:

 

My Pirates should sign her. 

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