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15 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

If that’s all it is thank goodness. You’d think they’d be able to figure out if it’s an Achilles or a torn calf, but you’d also think they’d could ID a broken hand or broken ribs or a broken shin, so who knows. 

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18 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

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True. List wasn’t meant to be exhaustive. 

headed to whataburger field, let me know if there's anyone you want me to put the eagle eye on 

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The promo for tomorrow night’s game is badass. Would love to have this jersey:

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16 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Astros guy that knows things online- grade 2, September absolute soonest. 

damn, that's gonna leave a big hole in our lineup.  he was having such a solid season.

 

Well if you want to feel good about something, here's a graph of all MLB teams WAR from players they drafted since 2012. Astros are doing pretty, pretty, prett-ay good! 

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4 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

Well if you want to feel good about something, here's a graph of all MLB teams WAR from players they drafted since 2012. Astros are doing pretty, pretty, prett-ay good! 

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72% of that number comes from Correa, Bregman, and Tucker, but that number also doesn't include Altuve, Springer, Framber, and Alvarez.

55 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

Well if you want to feel good about something, here's a graph of all MLB teams WAR from players they drafted since 2012. Astros are doing pretty, pretty, prett-ay good! 

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Had 0 business losing to those DC scrubs

3 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Astros guy that knows things online- grade 2, September absolute soonest. 

Umm, who did the grading?

Just now, runthebone said:

Umm, who did the grading?

 

rome on the radio said he had no update 

They'll have more info once the medical staff gets done bleeding Jake.

5 minutes ago, kevwun said:

They'll have more info once the medical staff gets done bleeding Jake.

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24 minutes ago, kevwun said:

They'll have more info once the medical staff gets done bleeding Jake.

 

leeches, get it straight !

 

18 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

no shit nyt

Bryce Matthews getting called up.

Does anyone want to go to a Methodist Hospital location for any services with the shit ass job they are doing being the official healthcare system of the Astros?

railroad seafood, 5 mins from whataburger field. highly recommend 

 

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2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

rome on the radio said he had no update 

Did he end the interview with "rack'em"?

Still need to trade for Tauchman, he should cost very little, but is a better version of Ben Gamel.

4 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

72% of that number comes from Correa, Bregman, and Tucker, but that number also doesn't include Altuve, Springer, Framber, and Alvarez.

It still counts! We're number 1! We're number 1!

4 minutes ago, PGFrog said:

Did he end the interview with "rack'em"?

 

chandler 

This guy has had stuff before the media before on the Meyers deal. He’s not lying about having heard it. His info source could have gotten it wrong but I doubt it. 

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8 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

This guy has had stuff before the media before on the Meyers deal. He’s not lying about having heard it. His info source could have gotten it wrong but I doubt it. 

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2026 is my guess 

Espada’s quoted in Chandler’s article that they didn’t do any imaging of Jake’s calf upon the initial injury. The medical staff didn’t think it was necessary. These guys have to be the dumbest mother fuckers on the planet. After everything that’s happened including the failure to identify fractures in Yordan and Tucker, they still didn’t think Jake needed any imaging. Stop being cheap and get every test/xray/image taken. They will never learn.

watching these kids get so excited over a AA autograph is pure joy 

1 hour ago, hornmpa96 said:

Espada’s quoted in Chandler’s article that they didn’t do any imaging of Jake’s calf upon the initial injury. The medical staff didn’t think it was necessary. These guys have to be the dumbest mother fuckers on the planet. After everything that’s happened including the failure to identify fractures in Yordan and Tucker, they still didn’t think Jake needed any imaging. Stop being cheap and get every test/xray/image taken. They will never learn.

Hear me out...put the entire clubhouse inside one giant MRI tube.  A scan every day to build up a library and to monitor changes throughout the year.  The new competitive advantage imo.

Got back the 0.5 game over Seattle that we lost on our last off day

3 hours ago, hornmpa96 said:

Espada’s quoted in Chandler’s article that they didn’t do any imaging of Jake’s calf upon the initial injury. The medical staff didn’t think it was necessary. These guys have to be the dumbest mother fuckers on the planet. After everything that’s happened including the failure to identify fractures in Yordan and Tucker, they still didn’t think Jake needed any imaging. Stop being cheap and get every test/xray/image taken. They will never learn.

Not as if they would net to get if first approved by the player's health insurance.  

How hard is it to ask the damn hospital system that is partnered with you to open up a time slot for a player to get imagining done?

4 hours ago, elfenix said:

Does anyone want to go to a Methodist Hospital location for any services with the shit ass job they are doing being the official healthcare system of the Astros?

Memorial Hermann, holla!

14 minutes ago, PGFrog said:

Not as if they would net to get if first approved by the player's health insurance.  

How hard is it to ask the damn hospital system that is partnered with you to open up a time slot for a player to get imagining done?

It's not, there is a process in place for other pro teams in town. This health care provider should have something similar, ordering comes from the discretion of a team physician with input from their AT staff. If a player had a wet fart, they should order test out, point being always err on the side if caution. 

4 hours ago, elfenix said:

Does anyone want to go to a Methodist Hospital location for any services with the shit ass job they are doing being the official healthcare system of the Astros?

Curios if Jake was even seen by a doctor for the original calf injury. 

With Alvarez, he has supposedly been seen by multiple specialists.

 

36 minutes ago, PGFrog said:

Curios if Jake was even seen by a doctor for the original calf injury. 

With Alvarez, he has supposedly been seen by multiple specialists.

 

 

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Next man up!

We did not die we multiple.

Na na na na na na na na 

still luv ya like that.

I mean most teams haven't had more than same lineup 5 times....with a lot no more than 2.  

The Cubs(9) and Phillies(8) are the two who have been most consistent in lineup construction and they still have been less than 10% of their games played 

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