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6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

is trammell alive ?

How might one tell? 

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22 minutes ago, YChang said:

Well this is no fun at all. 

It hasn't been fun for awhile. The only joy comes in watching Seattle lose.

Pedro Leon did hit a home run last night. At least I think that’s what that was. Haven’t seen one in so long I’m not sure I remember what it looks like.

Sanchez fucking sucks. That AB was embarrassing as hell. Tell that loser to stop smiling like an idiot when you’re losing 7-0.

8 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Correct. 17 more for the record 

We'll get there.

Edit: Damn, two runs? 

Edited by n64ra

We"re back?

Dubomb is officially our August highlight. Good for that guy making something positive happen. Of course, the way it's going, I'm surprised he didn't tear an ACL rounding third. 

Cam’s numbers last 30 games would make Maldonado look good. He needs to go down and get a reset before he is scarred for life. 

9 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Sanchez fucking sucks. That AB was embarrassing as hell. Tell that loser to stop smiling like an idiot when you’re losing 7-0.

DFA his fucking no fielding no hitting sorry ass too. If you can't track a simple fly ball or hit GTFO 

7 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Cam’s numbers last 30 games would make Maldonado look good. He needs to go down and get a reset before he is scarred for life. 

I chuckle when they include him in ROY candidates on the broadcasts.

precisely why you don't bat that shitbag 5th

13 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

DFA his fucking no fielding no hitting sorry ass too. If you can't track a simple fly ball or hit GTFO 

But seriously 

Walker needs to walk off a Detroit pier

1 hour ago, Macklemore said:

It’d be worth it if we fired Espada as a result 

The owner needs to be fired.

33 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

If Sanchez is this bad then Dana should be fired for that trade alone.

I don't completely blame Sanchez. This is becoming an issue with more than one player. They come to Houston and don't get better or get much much worse. Whatever we are doing for pitchers we are doing the opposite for hitters.

This team needs a brawl. Throw at some people. Throw some hands. Get punched. 

Espada needs to go get tossed. He's allowing his team to become mentally weak. If your manager won't fight for you, why should the players.

Edited by HtownHorn

Which rookie OF sucks more dick right now, Cam or Melton?  That's a trick question- right now they both suck infinite dick. 

Just so you know, if I was Espada Framber would throw 150 pitches today. 

6 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Which rookie OF sucks more dick right now, Cam or Melton?  That's a trick question- right now they both suck infinite dick. 

And they're both WAY better than Trammel and Suckchez

Oh so THATS how you catch a fly ball without knocking yourself out 

9 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Just so you know, if I was Espada Framber would throw 150 pitches today. 

Should have made him pitch a complete game.

4 minutes ago, LCHorn said:

Dubin got three outs!

I'm not watching because I promissed myself I wouldn't watch after last night until they won a game again. I like you and have always found you believeable.  This seems a bridge too far. 

1 minute ago, UTPhil2006 said:

0/29 5th hole hitting Suckchez

That seems almost impossible to believe. He's actually a good player and he had a decent start coming over here. Wow. 0-29?  Really?

Sanchez is not a bad outfielder, he had a bad play last night.  Shit happens.  I kind of think there was something weird going on with the wind or the lights being that Trammel had the same issue an inning later.

10 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Sanchez is not a bad outfielder, he had a bad play last night.  Shit happens.  I kind of think there was something weird going on with the wind or the lights being that Trammel had the same issue an inning later.

It had started getting foggy/misting that inning.

you could see Sanchez throw his hands up last minute like he lost it in the lights. 
 

I don’t have any explanation/excuse for the shitty hitting though 

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

is trammell alive ?

His suffering has lessened by not being on the field to watch any more.

17 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Sanchez is not a bad outfielder, he had a bad play last night.  Shit happens.  I kind of think there was something weird going on with the wind or the lights being that Trammel had the same issue an inning later.

Yes yes he is. As is trammel. Don't give me that Stanford lights BS. Neither should be above triple A at best and yall knighting for them shows how god damn far we have fallen 

As par for this season, I fully expect we will be spreading Taylor “Bump Bailey” Trammell’s ashes over the stadium next homestand after our medical team gets done with him. Walls are deadly. 

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