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If Dubin has options you gotta send him down. If he doesn't just dfa him

Thanks for a great day of baseball. I’m out. Losing a series to Baltimore. Embarrassing. Fire Espada.

Fuck Dubin. I never understood the thought he was going to be some bullpen savior. When has he been good? He needs to be in Sugarland by 4 o clock.

Maybe wait til the dude looks good before you keep bringing him into close games? JFC. FML. As soon as I saw him on the mound I was like ...

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Just now, Mitch Hedberg said:

Fuck Dubin. I never understood the thought he was going to be some bullpen savior. When has he been good? He needs to be in Sugarland by 4 o clock.

He was very good before he went on the IL.

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

If Dubin has options you gotta send him down. If he doesn't just dfa him

He doesn’t have options. Instead of dfa I would smell injury. It’s actually even plausible. 
I’m not mad. We weren’t scoring 2 runs to win this game after Javier gave up a run , so who cares. Let them pound us. We can play rope a dope. 

Also, Baltimore has been pretty good for 3 months. There was a reason I said they terrify me. 

Next time we are in this situation, I'd rather see Chas than Dubin on the mound.

Sending Dubin out there for two innings when he was in a slump was what we call an Espada. Now this game is essentially over with the 5 runs.

Jacob Melton is not ready.

13 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

He doesn’t have options. Instead of dfa I would smell injury. It’s actually even plausible. 
I’m not mad. We weren’t scoring 2 runs to win this game after Javier gave up a run , so who cares. Let them pound us. We can play rope a dope. 

Are you sure he doesn't have one left?

Since the  ASB we will be 13-15 after this game mercifully ends

3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Jacob Melton is not ready.

Are you sure he doesn't have one left?

99%. 
Jacob melton will never be ready. He can’t hit. 
maybe he can be a 5th OF as a PR and defensive replacement. 
At any rate, with Jake and Yordan due back and all our guys other than Chad signed through 2027 I hope we don’t see him again until 2028 at the earliest. 

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

99%. 
Jacob melton will never be ready. He can’t hit. 
maybe he can be a 5th OF as a PR and defensive replacement. 
At any rate, with Jake and Yordan due back and all our guys other than Chad signed through 2027 I hope we don’t see him again until 2028 at the earliest. 

Yeah, according to CTH, he's out of options.

https://climbingtalshill.com/astros-players-with-and-without-minor-league-options-on-40-man-roster-for-2025

 

Currently Toronto, Detroit and Cleveland are losing. Cleveland is the team we have to stay ahead of to make the playoffs thus why I mention them. 
of Seattle loses today this will be less impactful. 
just happy Javier is sick and not injured. 

Trammell can fuck right off as well. We squeezed all the blood out of that turnip we are going to get. 
Urias is a better player than Dubon. 
I’m ready for Chas to get sent down and the roster to be:

Diaz/walker/urias/pena/correa/Altuve/Meyers/sanchez/yordan. 
Theres your starters. 
bench- Dubon/smith/caratini/who fucking cares?

Dubon is defensive replacement for Altuve or spells Jake in CF. Smith platoons with Sanchez. 

22 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

Since the  ASB we will be 13-15 after this game mercifully ends

As a fan it’s felt more like 10-18.  So, yay us?

29 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Sending Dubin out there for two innings when he was in a slump was what we call an Espada. Now this game is essentially over with the 5 runs.

 

41 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Thanks for a great day of baseball. I’m out. Losing a series to Baltimore. Embarrassing. Fire Espada.

Would love to see y'all's strategies for covering 12 bullpen innings yesterday and today.

Take the batting coach with you Espada.

This series, the Tigers, and then the Orioles again is going to determine the outcome of the season

7-0, and Sanchez has prevented 6. Wow.

I just don't remember so many beatdowns in previous years.  Just noncompetitive games you stop paying attention to in thee third inning.  I choose to blame Espada because they've got to get rid of him.

I don't know if it's all Espada's fault but I can't find any evidence or even feeling/gut that tells me he's a good manager either. 

Just now, YChang said:

I don't know if it's all Espada's fault but I can't find any evidence or even feeling/gut that tells me he's a good manager either. 

Other than being in first place?

3 minutes ago, YChang said:

I don't know if it's all Espada's fault but I can't find any evidence or even feeling/gut that tells me he's a good manager either. 

This is what I’ve said for 15 months… tell me what he does that impresses you. 

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

This is what I’ve said for 15 months… tell me what he does that impresses you. 

Again, other than being in first place?

https://www.wsj.com/sports/baseball/houston-astros-dynasty-altuve-correa-241b7e00?st=cQ3Byo&reflink=article_copyURL_share
 

The Baseball Dynasty That Refuses to Die

In the years since the Astros won their first World Series title, they’ve lost their GM, their manager and a bunch of key players. But with the stretch run approaching, they’re somehow back where they always are.

 

12 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Other than being in first place?

Ha, I gotta hand it to you. You're really good at having various rhetorical moves at your disposal. 😁 

48 minutes ago, WBT said:

 

Would love to see y'all's strategies for covering 12 bullpen innings yesterday and today.

I wouldn't have yanked Alexander out of the game after 6 when he had only thrown 76 pitches.

6 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

Have we run out of smoke and are all the mirrors broken?

Yeah I was thinking about that earlier. We had a great run with a lot of people out and a lot of role players picking the team up. That can only last so long. So happy we're (hopefully) getting healthy again soon.

36 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

This is what I’ve said for 15 months… tell me what he does that impresses you. 

 

he saved chas for the 9th !

10 pitch, 1 2 3 !!!!

One of the most embarrassing losses I've ever seen. Just fucking abysmal in everything

Need to make Chas the first guy out of the pen.

1 minute ago, Mez2 said:

One of the most embarrassing losses I've ever seen. Just fucking abysmal in everything

 

we should be down 19-0 !!!!

Comeback Momma Said Knock You Out GIF by LL Cool J

32 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Need a clip of the fan running across the field. 

 

4 minutes ago, wood said:

Need to make Chas the first guy out of the pen.

 

kid is a baller ...

 

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