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Fuck these officials, fuck Louis Riddick.

Damn good football player from Ft Bend Hightower who simply makes plays. Did it in high school running between the tackles, has done it at TCU, and once again fuck the ACC officiating crew.

Fuck TCU but fuck Lincoln Riley even more

One of the best runs of the year

Also this new fucking layout on this site sucks dog shit

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

hahahaha


Screw you Lincoln Riley.

Holy crap they let TCU get away with so much pass interference. If I'm USC I'm pissed off. Which is great. Screw Lincoln.

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Coach PK, come on down

?
I'd assume our PK will touch down (lame pun) in USC.

  • And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou snaggeth the Holy Football. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Football of Antioch towards thy receiver, who, being mighty in My sight, shall snuff out Troy.

fortunately, king arthur did not cause a false start

2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Also this new fucking layout on this site sucks dog shit

And this free beer isn’t even that cold!

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

One of the best runs of the year

Also this new fucking layout on this site sucks dog shit

Change is hard. But make sure to try the available themes at the bottom left of the page

2 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Screw you Lincoln Riley

his mother were't a hamster and his father smelt of elderberries

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

One of the best runs of the year

Also this new fucking layout on this site sucks dog shit

The layout's ok.

It's not like it went backwards to like the old geocities and angelfire sites or something. Lulz.

Officials: "Touchdown, the game is over!"

USC: "It's just a flesh wound. HAVE AT YOU!"

1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

And this free beer isn’t even that cold!

it's 35*F in Round Rock right now

He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave MANJACK... His head smashed in and his heart cut out And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged And his nostrils raped and his bottom burnt off And his penis...


Watching Lincoln Riley and USC lose at the same time is always nice.

Now if us sips can win tomorrow, we'll have a game over USC at 10 wins.

And the funny thing will be it's a DOWN year for UT, vs., an UP year for USC.

7 minutes ago, Crockett said:

Lol they s'posed to be B10

So you're telling me this is Oregon's best win eh

  • Tim: There he is!

  • Lincoln: Where?

  • Tim: There!

  • Lincoln: What? Behind the frog?

  • Tim: It is the frog!

  • Lincoln: You silly sod!

  • Tim: What?

  • Lincoln: You got us all worked up!

  • Tim: Well, that's no ordinary frog.

  • Lincoln: Ohh.

  • Tim: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered lizard you ever set eyes on!

  • Jayden: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!

  • Tim: Look, that frog's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!

  • Makai: Get stuffed!

  • Tim: He'll do you up a treat, mate.

  • Makai: Oh, yeah?

  • Jayden: You manky SoCal git!

  • Tim: I'm warning you!

  • Jayden: What's he do? Nibble your bum?

  • Tim: He's got huge, sharp... er... He can leap about. Look at the bones!

  • Lincoln: Go on, Kamari. Chop his head off!

  • Kamari: Right! Silly little bleeder. One frog stew comin' right up!

@Sbbruin get in here

8 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

20 Christian Virgins will give away their virginity tonight in DFW.

monty python and there was much rejoicing GIF

Well, I hate TCU but f Lincoln Riley.

How is that they have a reported top recruiting class after this garbage season?

12 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

Also this new fucking layout on this site sucks dog shit

Change is hard. But make sure to try the available themes at the bottom left of the page

Also checkout: Account Settings > Content Preferences > Forum Index View

I settled on Fluid view as the best for me.

24 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

it's 35*F in Round Rock right now

I was out and about in it, and it's hilarious that AccuWeather says a high temperature of 70F today.

55 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

@Sbbruin get in here

monty python and there was much rejoicing GIF

I was out with the fam. Goes easy on Riley. He just needs another 5-7 years to right the ship.

6 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

One of the best runs of the year

Also this new fucking layout on this site sucks dog shit

Troof...

Watching Riley get fucked in the ass by a cockroach pleased me.

Don’t tell Lendale White the bowl games are meaningless!

Edited by Duane Moore

4 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

Don’t tell Lendale White the bowl games are meaningless!

Shouldn't players who were on the field in the most critical plays of their team's season be allowed to write these types of comments?

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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the idiot took the time to post that...so he cares

in addition he is right....no one gives a fuck about USC football unless they happen to come up with a playoff season out of their ass then everyone jumps on board and pretends they have been there the whole time....that is part of why they are in the position they are in.....or a few people decide to care and throw money and expect to be able to influence the decisions made and it all blows up

they are west coast Miami only they could not find a way to even get into a playoff game against an aggy team that will choke every time

Edited by ButtFumble

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