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Now all those tickets that bucees fans bought up for the Fiesta Bowl suddenly flood the market.

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  • Look - we can all hate Miami later. Right now I want them to drill a hole in tOSU's skull. Fuck the Buckeyes and their repeat bid.

  • When I think of a God supported program, I think of Miami.

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    No I hate disingenuous look at me displays of fake piety.

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Just now, scramblyn said:

For those of you on this thread that love Jesus I’m here to tell you this token profession of faith after a game does absolutely nothing for your cause. Absolutely nothing.

Jesus trigger, bless your little heart...

Just now, Alien Octopus said:

Jesus trigger, bless your little heart...

He's not wrong though

2 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

I saw Miami up close when they beat us, 38-7, and physically up front they were amazing. There is the Cristobal Factor to consider but, they can win it all.

that UT / miami game back in the day was u-g-l-y

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Just now, Alien Octopus said:

Jesus trigger, bless your little heart...

No I hate disingenuous look at me displays of fake piety.

9 minutes ago, scramblyn said:

She’s smoking hot, ready to go out for NYE!

Pics or it never happened!

Just now, BachelorTrek said:

Pics or it never happened!

Ok it never happened

7 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I'm amazed at how many comments I've seen regarding DFW's cocaine supply.

Have you ever partied in Dallas?

I mean, I think there's a tunnel to Colombia with those pneumatic tubes drive-through banks used to have. Press a button, wait a few minutes, and a canister arrives with your 8 ball.

I've been watching and not reading. Has aggy posted about how they would've beaten tOSU and the spokesman for Just for Men by 30 yet?

6 minutes ago, The Dog said:

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I used to try and argue Texas/OU as the best cfb rivalry but the more I'm exposed to and the older I get I just can't have anything above tOSU/Mich.

The level of hate... it's... it's fucking insurmountable. It makes me proud to be a college football fan.

Just now, Parliament said:

Great game, Miami. You're DL is legit. Congratulations.

It's so funny that the last time they had a good DL was when....

Oh, that's right, that was the last time they were paying their players under the table! Lulz.

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I mean, I think there's a tunnel to Colombia with those pneumatic tubes drive-through banks used to have. Press a button, wait a few minutes, and a canister arrives with your 8 ball.

That's about how I remember it.

How do you beat Carson Beck when he can see the whole field without turning his head????

1 minute ago, pops said:

How do you beat Carson Beck when he can see the whole field without turning his head????

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I remember a comedian in the early 90s who wondered why no one ever blames God after a loss.

“We would have won if Jesus hadn’t made me fumble.”

17 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I'm amazed at how many comments I've seen regarding DFW's cocaine supply.

Have you ever partied in Dallas?

Considering I’m at a bar in Dallas right now and was just offered some 10 minutes ago, I’m going to say yes.

3 minutes ago, pops said:

How do you beat Carson Beck when he can see the whole field without turning his head????

He looks like ET hooked up with Blossom.

3 minutes ago, scramblyn said:

No I hate disingenuous look at me displays of fake piety.

You don"t know what is in his heart. I can understand not liking religion but not liking faith? I 'm going to need three Lord's Prayers from you , and obviously a Hail Mary. Sinner! Happy New Year!

Two questions...

  1. How in the hell did we lose to Buckeye?

  2. How will aggy spin this game to inflate their wrinkly little ego sacks?

22 minutes ago, WBT said:

I think I would have called my last TO. You never know what Cristobal might do.

ESPN had Miami at 94% chance to win when OSU was 5 yards from turning it into a 3-point game, which seemed absurd. I fully expected a Cristobal special.

3 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Two questions...

  1. How in the hell did we lose to Buckeye?

  2. How will aggy spin this game to inflate their wrinkly little ego sacks?

You see how Miami held them to 14 while scoring 24? Yea we scored 7.

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1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

You see how Miami held them to 14 while scored 24? Yea we scored 7.

That is because they had the necessary play call when the game is on the line and Sark did not twice.

2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

You see how Miami held them to 14 while scoring 24? Yea we scored 7.

Dammit!!!!!

13 minutes ago, MaxHorn said:

I remember a comedian in the early 90s who wondered why no one ever blames God after a loss.

“We would have won if Jesus hadn’t made me fumble.”

Be careful the Jesus folks are out and about with their fuck you reps.

7 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

You see how Miami held them to 14 while scoring 24? Yea we scored 7.

I hate the antiquated scoring system of football. I want Russian judges.

Bijan was nonstop the other nite and Scott van pelt said “my coach had us pray before the game too and he would tell us fellas the guys in the other locker room are praying too, let’s not leave this one up for god to decide.”

I thought that was chuckle worthy

43 minutes ago, scramblyn said:

I can’t fucking stand it. Bijan after MNF was the absolute fucking worst. SVP basically roasted him for it.

Shut the fuck up about it. You’ve now said more about it on this thread than anyone. Fuck off.

2 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Shut the fuck up about it. You’ve now said more about it on this thread than anyone. Fuck off.

That's actually just another reason it'sannoying when athletes do that stupid stuff. They're the ones injecting religion into sports and I'd rather just watch and discuss sports. If he hadn't done that then we wouldn't be wasting our time on it.

Just now, Tex Pete said:

Shut the fuck up about it. You’ve now said more about it on this thread than anyone. Fuck off.

LOL. I’ll bite. You lose your fucking shit and bitch and moan and flood vaginal “keep that shit in the CR” or whatever else triggers you like clockwork. You act like a little snowflake who words on a message board that don’t comport with whatever your version of an orderly world view is actually do affect you in some way.

The head coach of Miami invoked god in his post game interview. It’s fine to comment on it just like other plays/goings on on the game.

Stop being such a grumpy old bitch in 2026. Make that a goal.

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Just now, Surly Bevo said:

LOL. I’ll bite. You lose your fucking shit and bitch and moan and flood vaginal “keep that shit in the CR” or whatever else triggers you like clockwork. You act like a little snowflake who words on a message board that don’t comport with whatever your version of an orderly world view is actually do affect you in some way.

The head coach of Miami invoked god in his post game interview. It’s fine to comment on it just like other players, goings on on the game.

Stop being such a grumpy old bitch in 2026. Make that a goal.

This is no different. It fucks up the board. The bitch can have whatever disdain for religion. It’s his prerogative. We don’t care about his adamant feelings on the subject (which isn’t football) every bit as much as he doesn’t care about the players’ feelings.

I don’t watch the interviews because I don’t give two shits. The guy registered his opinion and that was more than enough. This is not the board for political or religious arguments. This is the football board.

Just now, Tex Pete said:

This is no different. It fucks up the board. The bitch can have whatever disdain for religion. It’s his prerogative. We don’t care about his adamant feelings on the subject (which isn’t football) every bit as much as he doesn’t care about the players’ feelings.

I don’t watch the interviews because I don’t give two shits. The guy registered his opinion and that was more than enough. This is not the board for political or religious arguments. This is the football board.

Take it up with the mods. Your bitching posts could be viewed as fucking up things too.

My guess is the mods don’t give a shit about a few posts here or there

Be an adult and learn how to ignore minor shit. Or keep whining about things. Whatever. But it makes you look like a cunt when you try to thread police.

9 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

That's actually just another reason it'sannoying when athletes do that stupid stuff. They're the ones injecting religion into sports and I'd rather just watch and discuss sports. If he hadn't done that then we wouldn't be wasting our time on it.

This board is not a TV interview none Of us have control over. We do have control over what gets posted here. From the beginning on the various boards, that shit has been kept elsewhere.

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

Take it up with the mods. Your bitching posts could be viewed as fucking up things too.

My guess is the mods don’t give a shit about a few posts here or there

Be an adult and learn how to ignore minor shit. Or keep whining about things. Whatever. But it makes you look like a cunt when you try to thread police.

Exactly my point about the guy who kept posting and posting about it. Nobody cares.

4 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

This is no different. It fucks up the board. The bitch can have whatever disdain for religion. It’s his prerogative. We don’t care about his adamant feelings on the subject (which isn’t football) every bit as much as he doesn’t care about the players’ feelings.

I don’t watch the interviews because I don’t give two shits. The guy registered his opinion and that was more than enough. This is not the board for political or religious arguments. This is the football board.

Then tell every player and coach to shut the fuck up. It does nothing, adds nothing, and only takes away from the seriousness of the sport.

Don’t be a little fucking bitch.

Don’t be salty, the responses in this thread, totally preordained by god.

1 minute ago, scramblyn said:

Then tell every player and coach to shut the fuck up. It does nothing, adds nothing, and only takes away from the seriousness of the sport.

Don’t be a little fucking bitch.

Are you a child? “Tell every player…” that’s absurd. Your objection is duly noted.

1 minute ago, Tex Pete said:

This board is not a TV interview none Of us have control over. We do have control over what gets posted here. From the beginning on the various boards, that shit has been kept elsewhere.

Exactly my point about the guy who kept posting and posting about it. Nobody cares.

You seem to care. My guess is it insults some belief of yours. That’s fine but the interview happened in the TV broadcast of the topic of the thread. It’s as fair game as the discussion of how much cocaine Michael Irvin is going to do tonight is within the context of this thread.

But I didn’t see you bitching about that.

Just now, YChang said:

Don’t be salty, the responses in this thread, totally preordained by god.

I’m here to collect the fuck yous from the Jesus clan like blessings from the almighty. Every single one of them proves my point.

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

You seem to care. My guess is it insults some belief of yours. That’s fine but the interview happened in the TV broadcast of the topic of the thread. It’s as fair game as the discussion of how much cocaine Michael Irvin is going to do tonight is within the context of this thread.

But I didn’t see you bitching about that.

I neg political and religious posts here of all stripes. This isn’t the board for it. And the degradation of this thread is precisely why.

11 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

I neg political and religious posts here of all stripes. This isn’t the board for it. And the degradation of this thread is precisely why.

Degradation of this thread? Lol. You new around here?

3 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

Degradation of this thread? Lol. You new around here?

No. Been on these boards since the 360/gobig12 days, 30 years ago.

2 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

No. Been on these boards since the 360/gobig12 days, 30 years ago.

You don't look old enough to have been around 30 years Pete.

Used duck shot, IM SURE 🤣

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2 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

Jesus fucking hates both of you right now…

At least one of us is aware of that fact.

Great end to a great day.

Pavia lost, Horns crushed Michigan, OSU shitpumped by Miami.

good day to be alive. Happy New Year all!

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