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1 minute ago, Minute Bull said:

Valium is one hell of a drug

Fentanyl smooths things out.

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    86 page game thread. Sick. You guys like the header image?

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    Caldwell got the victory kneel down

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    Just wanna pop in and say I don't wanna hear shit about meaningless bowl games! Longhorns WON, played while Oklahoma and aggy were sitting on the couch, and beat Michigan! Texas FIGHT!

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Had to dip since some of y'all are way ahead of my stream it seems. But this is basically what I expected. Hoped for better, but sheesh.

7 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

He's not the HC, and he has been yelling at them.

QB’s can and should chew their WR’s asses when they deserve it, they don’t need to wait for the coach who has his head buried in a play sheet to do it.

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I'm talking about the two highly ranked guys who are sitting on the bench.

Maybe they suck

Just now, Orange-4-Life said:

Fentanyl smooths things out.

A little dab'll do ya (into the dirt).

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

How so? 2nd string defense getting beaten. Offense is dropping everything and also committing penalties. What poor decisions has sark made today? His play calls seem fine.

He knew we were buttfumbling around and should have called the timeout. He fucking had 3. instead, everyone panics and we let michigan drive down the field and miss the 3 pointer (thank god)

He over thinks shit , over and over

Wipe it clean, like a divorced woman's ass, and start over.

4 minutes ago, Ashylarry said:

I need a replay of that hit..Michigan's RB got light up

Was it McDonald? He also blasted the TE.

7 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

Is the PBP dude breading from a thesaurus or something?

Mark Jones is not very good with words

Not a good sign not even seeing Ffrench or Lockett with Mosely out.

McCutcheon in but sucking ass

Just now, Duane Moore said:

QB’s can and should chew their WR’s asses when they deserve it, they don’t need to wait for the coach who has his head buried in a play sheet to do it.

What part of "he has been yelling at WRs" confused your dumb ass?

1 minute ago, immamac said:

I thought Quinn was stupid. Mike McDaniels says he's genius. Maybe sark is the retard.

Maybe?

2 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

You mean brick hands 17?

Dude has only played in 2 games at the beginning of the season against SHSU and SJSU. You don't think he can get better with more work? That's certainly a take

Just now, BurntEyes said:

What part of "he has been yelling at WRs" confused your dumb ass?

Glad to see you agree with me.

5 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

At this point why aren't we giving our young receivers opportunities in this game?

Like McCutcheon? He already had a couple of drops.

Just now, William Bludworth said:

Dude has only played in 2 games at the beginning of the season against SHSU and SJSU. You don't think he can get better with more work? That's certainly a take

He didn’t today!

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1 minute ago, immamac said:

I thought Quinn was stupid. Mike McDaniels says he's genius. Maybe sark is the retard.

Ya think?

Look at his thousand-yard stare while he squats on the sideline . That should have told you the hamsters are running as fast as they can in his wheel brain.

2 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Had to dip since some of y'all are way ahead of my stream it seems. But this is basically what I expected. Hoped for better, but sheesh.

We were the better team in the regular season. If this game was in November we cook them.

This is our backup defense against their starting offense. Tied at 17 at half is right on par with expectations

1 minute ago, Duane Moore said:

Glad to see you agree with me.

Okay cool, Hook'em

I know why our receivers are dropping balls and OL continues to look like shit. It's because Sark fired PK who he said was the reason he wasn't able to focus on offense but NOW he REALLY had to focus on defense because PK is no longer here. It makes all the sense, 4d chess Sark, 4d fucking chess!

6 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

At this point why aren't we giving our young receivers opportunities in this game?

Like McCutcheon who dropped three perfectly thrown balls?

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

He didn’t today!

I haven't even seen him today. That's not good or bad, but if you don't play during the season you're going to be rusty.

Is it safe to say practices. No passes are thrown? The amount of drops by supposed 5 stars who’ve been playing catch for a decade or longer is mind bottling

Just now, Hermanator said:

We were the better team in the regular season. If this game was in November we cook them.

This is our backup defense against their starting offense. Tied at 17 at half is right on par with expectations

Dude, are you unaware of some of the issues Michigan has been through since November?

1 minute ago, nineliveslost said:

Ya think?

Look at his thousand-yard stare while he squats on the sideline . That should have told you the hamsters are running as fast as they can in his wheel brain.

You know, I love Sark, I think he's awesome, but damn if this isn't exactly right.

6 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

Now imagine what that stat line looks like if receivers actually caught balls

We really need to pay a real WR to come in to help Mosley. He's the only one showing up.

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Clark. 11 for 76 yards. 6.6 YPC

Not bad

That's fucking awesome. I bet he gets to 125 by the end of the game.

7 minutes ago, William Bludworth said:

For real, tho. I want to see Lockett and Ffrench, and Terry

Curious how we have a "glorified scrimmage" and haven't seen WR and RB all the way to the back of the rooms...

Just now, Vanilla Strange Gato said:

You misspelled “boobs”

Well yeah gif

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1 minute ago, BurntEyes said:

Dude, are you unaware of some of the issues Michigan has been through since November?

I think those issues would have mattered a lot more if we had played them the Saturday after they happened. They've had plenty of time to settle. And besides this take gives Sherrone Moore (who was already a stupid ass coach BEFORE everything else) waaay too much credit.

1 minute ago, jw4381 said:

Alcohol is the proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. IMG_6573.jpeg

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8 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

How so? 2nd string defense getting beaten. Offense is dropping everything and also committing penalties. What poor decisions has sark made today? His play calls seem fine.

We aren’t winning.

2 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Dude, are you unaware of some of the issues Michigan has been through since November?

This. We are looking less disciplined than a team who's using a loaner coach

18 minutes ago, Captainant said:

This first half has been fucking embarrassing. We should be throttling Michigan but instead we're probably gonna give up a FG to be down going into the half

Playing with our food is what we do. It’s what sark does, it’s a hallmark of his coaching and his teams, a feature not a bug.

Just now, Fudge Nuggets said:

We aren’t winning.

Because we are getting outplayed. Blame the players for that.

Just now, Tex Long said:

Curious how we have a "glorified scrimmage" and haven't seen WR and RB all the way to the back of the rooms...

I'm with you. I don't understand it, either. This is the perfect game to get them reps and play against their peers. But I think Sark may be retarded or something.

my summary = everyone on offense, not named Clark, is letting Arch down. Coaches included

I don't care if these are backups. Go look at some of the rankings. These guys were mostly highly recruited too. To not be able to do basic shit like catch a ball is unforgivable. The fuck is going on with Ffrench and Lockett

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

I think those issues would have mattered a lot more if we had played them the Saturday after they happened. They've had plenty of time to settle. And besides this take gives Sherrone Moore (who was already a stupid ass coach BEFORE everything else) waaay too much credit.

I think you're giving Poggi a LOT of credit too. The if this was a, b, c then we'd be winning is so fucking aggie.

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

There are other young receivers on the team besides him....

Should bench the starting squad so we have no chance of winning. Hell let's just run the practice squad out...

4 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Dude, are you unaware of some of the issues Michigan has been through since November?

Their coach sucked. They're going to be much better when Wittingham gets going.

1 minute ago, William Bludworth said:

Ohio State is going to do things to Miami that are illegal even in the entire continent of Asia.

You are aware that Thailand is in Asia .. right?

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