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  • GHOSTUSER
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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

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they can't impeach me if the economy is good.

they can't vote for someone else if the economy is good.

they can't focus on the other nonsense if i keep reminding them the economy is good.

he thinks every american is as stupid as the ones that actually support him.

lol at that eye roll

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Plans by President Trump to reshape Washington’s Independence Day celebration now include an area in front of the Lincoln Memorial reserved for dignitaries, family and friends that will be accessible only through tickets distributed by the White House.

The VIP section will stretch roughly from the steps of the memorial to the midpoint of the reflecting pool, according to the U.S. Secret Service. It is in front of the spot from which Trump plans to address the nation as part of his rebranding of the traditional July 4 event into his own “Salute to America,” which includes moving the fireworks from the reflecting pool to two different sites, including West Potomac Park.

 

 

https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/public-safety/trump-plans-ticketed-access-area-for-vips-friends-and-family-at-july-4-celebration/2019/06/28/005fd56a-99a4-11e9-8d0a-5edd7e2025b1_story.html?utm_term=.7a4b290c245e

38 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Awkward.

I’ve been in that situation before - Many moons ago,  I was discussing an expensive server cluster a client wanted built, with a group of colleagues, and a non-techie VP (a clone of Michael Scott) wandered over and said something to the effect of “it will need a lot of memory, are we including a lot of memory?” Friend said something like “it has $450,000 worth of memory, that seems like enough, right?” And the VP nodded in agreement and said “that sounds like enough.”  Later in the conversation, he asked if the client was okay with it in black.  Our laptops (before we sold that business off) and servers were only sold in black, and they had a very distinct look based in part on the color (or lack thereof) but I told him if he felt it was important, he should contact the folks in New York.  I regretted saying that, because people like that are liable to waste a lot of emails on something like that, but thankfully he did nothing.  

I can’t imagine ever sitting at home on the 4th and watching Dotard give a speech. Talk about wasting a holiday. 

4 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

I’ve been in that situation before - Many moons ago,  I was discussing an expensive server cluster a client wanted built, with a group of colleagues, and a non-techie VP (a clone of Michael Scott) wandered over and said something to the effect of “it will need a lot of memory, are we including a lot of memory?” Friend said something like “it has $450,000 worth of memory, that seems like enough, right?” And the VP nodded in agreement and said “that sounds like enough.”  Later in the conversation, he asked if the client was okay with it in black.  Our laptops (before we sold that business off) and servers were only sold in black, and they had a very distinct look based in part on the color (or lack thereof) but I told him if he felt it was important, he should contact the folks in New York.  I regretted saying that, because people like that are liable to waste a lot of emails on something like that, but thankfully he did nothing.  

i would say ivanka should stay in her lane.  but imagining what her lane actually might be is terrifying to think about.

she can keep doing...whatever it is she does now.

4 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

i would say ivanka should stay in her lane.  but imagining what her lane actually might be is terrifying to think about.

she can keep doing...whatever it is she does now.

Yeah, she could literally get him to change all sorts of policies based on conversations she doesn’t understand.  

And she’s probably already done that.

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

Awkward.

This is like implanting Miss North Carolina (circa whenever the fuck) right in the middle of high stakes international chess.  Of course, she would have realized where she was at, and kept her mouth closed. 

6 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

This is like implanting Miss North Carolina (circa whenever the fuck) right in the middle of high stakes international chess.  Of course, she would have realized where she was at, and kept her mouth closed. 

 

I'm all for Ivanka trying to discuss politics with May, Trudeau, etc.  Burn the fucker down.

7 minutes ago, Mapache said:

 

@ChiTownDoc's post was poorly written but wasn't that bad.

Lagarde's triple take. Who is that talking?

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1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

I can’t imagine ever sitting at home and watching Dotard give a speech. Talk about wasting your life. 

Fify

58 minutes ago, retread said:

Lagarde's triple take. Who is that talking?

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Ivanka is demonstrating how she massages her daddy’s balls.

3 minutes ago, retread said:

 

Our president is obsessed with dictators. 

He admires them because he wants to rule forever, like they do.

14 minutes ago, retread said:

 

I wonder what concessions he's going to make to the North Koreans. He can go for an Asian two-fer.

3 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

He admires them because he wants to rule forever, like they do.

Well, prison is no cake walk.

13 minutes ago, retread said:

 

If true, huge propaganda win for the norks. And yet another thing for the next president to clean up after. 

Maybe trump will bow down to Kim at the DMZ and declare North Korea the victor in the still unresolved war. 

If he wears a tan suit that would be perfect. 

57 states y’all. 

Just a big rambling, embarrassing mess right now. 

2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Just a big rambling, embarrassing mess right now. 

But his voice/tenor/tone seems more measured and calm which is rare for him. Not yelling at clouds or aggresively berating anyone. He sounds less senile but is still saying senile things, which is kinda scary if you think about that for a second...

Ha. I really listened closely for 3 straight minutes and still couldn’t figure out what the fuck he was talking about. Other than Obama apparently begged Lil Kim for a meeting. 

"Twitter diplomacy" lol this is fine. everything is fine. kill me.

It was something I planned long ago, but just thought about yesterday.

A Korean press conference is worse than a Chinese fire drill.

“Let’s see what happens.” “We are where we are.”

what a leader. 

Trumps is bored shitless listening to his rambling translation.

15 minutes ago, RPM said:

A Korean press conference is worse than a Chinese fire drill.

'Korean Press Conference' sounds like something you get at one of those underground BDS&M clubs in lower Manhattan.  

"I've informed your Mistress for the evening that you'd like one 'Alabama Stinger' while your wife preps for your joint 'Korean Press Conference', as per usual-the bill will be sent discretely via messenger to your P.O. Box., which she'll also be filing for you."  

Every other stupid American that's ever wandered accidentally into North Korea ends up not good, maybe that'll happen to Donald.  Or Jared.  One of the two.

This is like implanting Miss North Carolina (circa whenever the fuck) right in the middle of high stakes international chess.  Of course, she would have realized where she was at, and kept her mouth closed. 

Not at all. That chic froze and went brain dead for a moment in her life. She is otherwise a functional adult.

Ivanka is just a below average nit wit, that confuses money and reality stardom for merit and intelligence.
1 minute ago, Lobo said:

'Korean Press Conference' sounds like something you get at one of those underground BDS&M clubs in lower Manhattan.  

"I've informed your Mistress for the evening that you'd like one 'Alabama Stinger' while your wife preps for your joint 'Korean Press Conference', as per usual-the bill will be sent discretely via messenger to your P.O. Box., which she'll also be filing for you."  

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24 minutes ago, Lobo said:

'Korean Press Conference' sounds like something you get at one of those underground BDS&M clubs in lower Manhattan.  

"I've informed your Mistress for the evening that you'd like one 'Alabama Stinger' while your wife preps for your joint 'Korean Press Conference', as per usual-the bill will be sent discretely via messenger to your P.O. Box., which she'll also be filing for you."  

This seems oddly specific.

26 minutes ago, Nivek said:

Ivanka is just a below average nit wit, that confuses money and reality stardom for merit and intelligence.

Imagine taking her camping. 

4 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Imagine taking her camping. 

And leaving her in the woods 

1 hour ago, Nivek said:


Not at all. That chic froze and went brain dead for a moment in her life. She is otherwise a functional adult.

Ivanka is just a below average nit wit, that confuses money and reality stardom for merit and intelligence.

Like I said she would have caught herself and fixed any issues.  Ivanka is a dumb dickhead.  

Two men just meeting for a late night “handshake.”

Lindsey Graham thinks this is when Trump finally becomes president. 

23 minutes ago, The People’s Elbow said:

Two men just meeting for a late night “handshake.”

Lindsey Graham thinks this is normally what men do at night, and prays nobody has a camera.

Fixed

He invited Kim to the White House. Totally cool. 

Fucking sickening giving a huge propaganda victory to a murderous dictator. Condolences to the Warmbier family. You deserve better. 

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