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Wait until he finds out about fisting.  

Spoiler alert:   It’s not a hand violation in soccer.  

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  • GHOSTUSER
    GHOSTUSER

    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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  • Brisketexan
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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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6 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

The American women just won the World Cup today and the shitheel president can’t acknowledge it. I bet if Russia won it he’d be tweeting his ass off.

Good job republicans. 

 

... but fuck him

6 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

You must have zero imagination 

I’m a novice in this area to be sure. 

4 minutes ago, Chooky said:

He meant dreidel. 

Well eating a bearded clam ain’t exactly kosher.  So I can see the confusion.  

3 minutes ago, troph said:


Man you’re truly missing out.

On what? 

Chrispy, go learn to do sex somewhere else. 

5 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

 

... but fuck him

Nice of Dan Scavino to congratulate them. 

To be fair, Chrispy doesn’t use the term “top.” He’s used to the term “that thing his wife does to him on her birthday.” 

4 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Chrispy, go learn to do sex somewhere else. 

Well, certainly not that kind of sex. But point taken. 

16 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

 

... but fuck him

well kiss my grits!

13 minutes ago, Chrispy said:

I’m a novice in this area to be sure. 

It's like how your wife pegs you.

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

Back to the classics!

 

I like how they got the tax cut without Democrats.....

13 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Chrispy, go learn to do sex somewhere else. 

Chrispy only has sex with trump supporting lesbians who absolutely hate the USA women’s soccer team. Narrows the field a bit. 

27 minutes ago, Chrispy said:

How can a woman be a top? 

This asshole is FINALLY on his way to getting banned?!

4 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

It's like how your wife pegs you.

What in the hell does peg mean? 

Just now, Chrispy said:

What in the hell does peg mean? 

Google it. You’ll love it. 

Song by Steely Dan

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fuck, I've confused him more with Steely Dan

4 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

This asshole is FINALLY on his way to getting banned?!

Zork will rescue him at the last minute. 

Ya gotta admit, at least the Chrispy bit is somewhat entertaining. Now we learn not only does his fake persona live in the Woodlands and pilots planes around whenever his kids aren’t sick, but now he probably claims he doesn’t even know what a blowjob is. 

Fabulous stuff Chrispy. 

1 minute ago, JimmyJames said:

Google it. You’ll love it. 

Just did. 

throw up team america GIF

1 minute ago, Chrispy said:

Just did. 

throw up team america GIF

How long have you been saving up that gif? 

Just now, JimmyJames said:

How long have you been saving up that gif? 

How do you save a gif? 

1 minute ago, Chrispy said:

How do you save a gif? 

 

Who am I? Why am I here? 

 
Who am I? Why am I here? 


This is not my beautiful house!
This is not my beautiful wife!

Can Chrispy troll survive the latest trump thread dunking like he always has managed to before? Fascinating stuff fo sho. 

I envision zork and other assorted socks riding in at the last minute draped in a red white and blue capes, showering chrispy with love and positive rep, thus saving the day. 

The entire surly universe could hang in the balance. 

59 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

You must have zero imagination 

No, his wife just has a crappy sex life.  Pegging isn’t my thing, but at least I don’t ask stupid questions (with trumpkins always assume they know less and have no sense of humor and you’ll never go broke!). God bless America!

27 minutes ago, Chrispy said:

How do you save a gif? 

Bro. This whole internet thing, not your thing is it?

1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

Reminder: This man killed a bill that would have given him $25 billion for border security because Ann Coulter made fun of him.

Stephen Miller is why he turned down the $25 Billion. Ann Coulter made him shut down the government for five weeks for nothing. I think there was only like $2.5 Billion for border security in that bill. And nothing more when Trump eventually caved. That's why he wound up declaring a national emergency. 

Edit: It may have been as low as $1.3 Billion. 

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Oh, right.  We were in a national emergency over the border wall.  Whatever happened with that?  Emergency over?

57 minutes ago, Chrispy said:

Just did. 

throw up team america GIF

-51!!!

Woah, we're half way there 
Woah, livin' on a prayer!

1 minute ago, HenryJames said:

 

You would think that being casino magnates, they'd realize the only real miracle is how this assclown managed to bankrupt one. 

9 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

Oh, right.  We were in a national emergency over the border wall.  Whatever happened with that?  Emergency over?

From Dotard's own little fingers...

Mexico, in turn, has agreed to take strong measures to stem the tide of Migration through Mexico, and to our Southern Border. This is being done to greatly reduce, or eliminate, Illegal Immigration coming from Mexico and into the United States.

11 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

I like tribes that don't get captured. 

16 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Really.

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2 hours ago, JimmyJames said:

The American women just won the World Cup today and the shitheel president can’t acknowledge it. I bet if Russia won it he’d be tweeting his ass off.

Good job republicans. 

Think he posted like 4-5 hours before this.  So do you ONLY get your information from Hugo?

 

35 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

that cunt is off her rocker. oof, she only celebrated an anniversary bc trump was president?! damn, must suck to be her.

9 minutes ago, Poolflood said:

Think he posted like 4-5 hours before this.  So do you ONLY get your information from Hugo?

 

he invite them yet? i might be wrong but didn't he invite the patriots immediately? honestly dont remember. but i could be wrong.

 

edit: also, then next time i see you calling out trump for BREAKING THE LAW on denying immigrants the right to seek asylum at the port of entry or for claiming that bullshit regarding korean war remains, or not know what the fuck a tariff means, or for violating the emoluments clause, or for making nepotism great again, or for shitting on folk for using a teleprompter but then using one then lying about not needing one, then maybe you can talk. until then, kindly shut the fuck up hypocrite, cool? thanks, bye.

-signed all non-traitor, non-bigoted americans who think trump and his supporters are pieces of shit. 

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also,

20 minutes ago, Poolflood said:

Think he posted like 4-5 hours before this.  So do you ONLY get your information from Hugo?

 

also, this is obama's post (seriously, not that it matters since he is not the head of state but just as a counter point from someone who has been there in dotard's shoes):

 

 

i'm proud of one of these, the other looks like a bot wrote it. can you guess which one is from the heart? hint, the one that the real american wrote.

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This must be Fair & Balanced Day.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

The president of the United States is whiny cunt.

 

That he is. And a fat one too.

1 hour ago, achooloco said:

also, this is obama's post (seriously, not that it matters since he is not the head of state but just as a counter point from someone who has been there in dotard's shoes):

 

 

i'm proud of one of these, the other looks like a bot wrote it. can you guess which one is from the heart? hint, the one that the real american wrote.

Go out.  Breath in some fresh air.  Get enraged of something pertinent.

6 minutes ago, Poolflood said:

Go out.  Breath in some fresh air.  Get enraged of something pertinent.

You Go out. I’m fine. Mind your business.  Realize you don’t live in reality and are losing the historical record. If you can’t handle being wrong don’t post on the internet... bitch.

3 hours ago, SaucyJack said:

Song by Steely Dan

Of course.  The band was named after a dildo.

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