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Second cycle begins tomorrow. I know now to bring nothing but draws, socks, and entertainment.  Hope I'm back in the new wing. So much nicer with big TV, adjustable lights, and AC thermostat under my control.

A lot more room to walk around which is important since I'm confined to my room for the duration. 

Anyone else ever get admitted for chemo or just the out patient version?

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44 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Anyone else ever get admitted for chemo or just the out patient version?

Nope.   Because my doctor tried not to play God, she agreed to let me have the pills.  So once every three weeks (for three months) I had to go get an infusion of Ox in a room with the chemo Normie’s.   Six cycles in my port. 

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After a month+ on Welireg, it doesn't cause diarrhea (yet,) but it causes joint aches in shoulders, hips, ankles, etc.
Or maybe that's being old.
Went from being fried death a couple weeks ago to doing a long show yesterday with good energy. Greed heals a body.

Are you taking it with Cabo?
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2 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Got the VIP suite this time. The usual room with adjoining family room. Almost as big as my apartment. Incredible view of campus and downtown. 

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I mean, how long HAS it been since you jerked off with a good view of the tower?

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On 5/19/2025 at 7:00 PM, Brisketexan said:

I mean, how long HAS it been since you jerked off with a good view of the tower?

2006. In the fountain.

Wrapping up cycle #2. Much more fatigue this time. Been sleeping 12 hours a day.

No constipation this time. Taking daily miralax for that.

Ready to gtfo 

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On my second month back on chemo after a break since September. Got my first '5 minutes into eating lunch' puke session of this go around. It's like being welcomed back by a warm blanket. 

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Chemo cock is not conducive to fucking other than than the shiny scrotum. Quite breathtaking actually. 

I have a three day window between cycles to get my freak on.

 

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We’ll, I hope you’re at least sending flowers to that shiny scrotum person your fucking.  

When are the big brain surgeons gonna cut out the dying remains of your elbow  cancer and throw it in the trash?

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1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

We’ll, I hope you’re at least sending flowers to that shiny scrotum person your fucking.  

When are the big brain surgeons gonna cut out the dying remains of your elbow  cancer and throw it in the trash?

September most likely.

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10 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

September most likely.

MIA, you are kicking its ass.  If cancer had social media - your elbow cancer’s relatives would be trying to start a GoFundMe due to the impending death of their beloved.  

Have you reminded your oncologist to tell your lady friend how much curative power blowjobs have on your particular cancer…..per…..studies?

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I meant october.  Its tough to keep track.

Any recommendations for extended stay options near mda? Id need to bring my dog.

The nurses always make a point to tell the women who visit they cant touch me due to the radiation. 

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There are several C threads on here I think I can’t tell which one I posted on about our friend, and I know this is a first person mostly thread but Kisqali is working on our friends stage 4 breast cancer. It’s pretty bad ass. Lots of hope her life is going to keep going on. Only side effect is upset stomach when she takes it. But she’s figuring that part out with what to eat with the meds. Next check up is October. We are all relieved. 

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10 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

I meant october.  Its tough to keep track.

Any recommendations for extended stay options near mda? Id need to bring my dog.

The nurses always make a point to tell the women who visit they cant touch me due to the radiation. 


There are usually Airbnb’s that cater to travel nurses located near medical centers. Might be an option. 

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13 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

I meant october.  Its tough to keep track.

Any recommendations for extended stay options near mda? Id need to bring my dog.

The nurses always make a point to tell the women who visit they cant touch me due to the radiation. 

Hell, just ask the folks at MDA.  I’m sure that their customer service reps have all kinds of information for patients that is readily available.

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22 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

I meant october.  Its tough to keep track.

Any recommendations for extended stay options near mda? Id need to bring my dog.

The nurses always make a point to tell the women who visit they cant touch me due to the radiation. 

Several churches in the area maintain apartments for short-term rental to Medical Center patients. During our year at MDA we stayed at an apartment sponsored by Palmer Memorial Episcopal. Pretty nice setup less than 10 minutes from MDA

Dunno what their pet policy would be, though...

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10 hours ago, Eddyline said:

Several churches in the area maintain apartments for short-term rental to Medical Center patients. During our year at MDA we stayed at an apartment sponsored by Palmer Memorial Episcopal. Pretty nice setup less than 10 minutes from MDA

Dunno what their pet policy would be, though...

As long as the animal will accept the Lord....

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On 6/4/2025 at 1:54 AM, MissingInAction said:

Second trip to MDA was a success. Drs are happy with my progress.

Radiologist says ulnar nerve is looking good and wont have to be removed. 

All signs point to salvaging my arm.

4 cycles to go then radiation fun. 

Surgery most likely in october. 

Man, I am so happy things are going well. Keep your attitude up, chemo unfortunately is has a cumulative effect. 

With some luck your treatment can be confined to 2025, then you can throw away this year from memory. :) 

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23 minutes ago, hornbri said:

Man, I am so happy things are going well. Keep your attitude up, chemo unfortunately is has a cumulative effect. 

With some luck your treatment can be confined to 2025, then you can throw away this year from memory. :) 

You're correct about cumulative effect. Sleeping a lot more now. Probably 12 hours a day easy. Still eating 3 meals a day.

3rd round wrapping up. Bags are empty and the needles are out. Waiting on dr to discharge me.

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Isn't that what you are supposed to tell someone that looks like death warmed over?  Like in the war movies?  "You're gonna be OK Johnny.  When you get home, the girls are gonna like up to blow you" while your intestines are halfway across the block.

 

 

I keed.  I keed.  Keep kicking it's ass!

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3 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

To be fair, MIA looked like a cancer patient before this all started 

Yeah. Well. Vampires look like death warmed over, and those dudes sit around in New Orleans mansions speaking French for centuries.

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On 6/8/2025 at 8:40 AM, Firemans4Horn said:


There are usually Airbnb’s that cater to travel nurses located near medical centers. Might be an option. 

 

dear penthouse forum ....

It started as sharing a rental with two traveling nurses ....

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On 6/7/2025 at 6:56 PM, Gatorubet said:

 

Have you reminded your oncologist to tell your lady friend how much curative power blowjobs have on your particular cancer…..per…..studies?

 

I think his oncologist is his lady friend.

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On 6/7/2025 at 8:54 PM, MissingInAction said:

Any recommendations for extended stay options near mda? Id need to bring my dog.

The nurses always make a point to tell the women who visit they cant touch me due to the radiation. 

 

But they don't tell the dog?

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1 hour ago, MissingInAction said:

After searching the average extended stay near the med center is around $100 a night. I can afford it but would put me in the red with more med bills to come

Would it be an asshole move to ask for donations via gofundme? 

There are several organizations that provide housing, or subsidize it - 
- Rotary House Hotel (owned by MDA, managed by Marriott) - American Cancer Society offers free lodging Rotary House International | MD Anderson Cancer Center
- HOpe Lodge - American Cancer Society Houston Hope Lodge | American Cancer Society
Joes House - National online lodging resource for cancer patients, provides "affordable" housing Lodging
Luxurway - offers "affordable" housing for near MDA Extended Stay Lodging for MD Anderson Patients and Families — Luxurway

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1 hour ago, MissingInAction said:

After searching the average extended stay near the med center is around $100 a night. I can afford it but would put me in the red with more med bills to come

Would it be an asshole move to ask for donations via gofundme? 

It would be one of the more justfiable gofundme-s I've seen.  Medical bills + housing add up, doesn't matter which bucket they end up in.

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Just now, RDCanecutter said:

Any video seeking GoFundMe money, I better see you shakin dat azz.

Are you not aware of MIA's OnlyFans page business model?  You pay him $9.95 a month, and he WON'T send you nekkid pics of him.

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5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Are you not aware of MIA's OnlyFans page business model?  You pay him $9.95 a month, and he WON'T send you nekkid pics of him.

Well damn, at $9.95/month for however long he's been alive, my paid-off credit card celebration ends today.

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5 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Would it be an asshole move to ask for donations via gofundme? 

Maybe break a rule and give your manservant the cellar key - and have him sell a few bottles of 1986 Chateau Lafite Rothschild Pauillac?

And get the key back immediately.

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Serious note: everyone should check out a cancer policy if their employer offers one, or get one if they don’t.

My HR recommended I got it - and wouldn’t you know three months after paying my $15 a month I got cancer. Once I sent them proof of my tumor, they sent me a cash payment of $11,000 - and paid 20% cash of the cost of each of my on-going MRIs and CTs.

Not a bad bang for your buck.  It was one stressor I did not have to have as I made my co-pays and airfare and hotel visits to MDA.   It is so damn cheap that if you ever join the club, that valuable assist makes dealing with it a hell of a lot easier financially.

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2 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Serious note: everyone should check out a cancer policy if their employer offers one, or get one if they don’t.

My HR recommended I got it - and wouldn’t you know three months after paying my $15 a month I got cancer. Once I sent them proof of my tumor, they sent me a cash payment of $11,000 - and paid 20% cash of the cost of each of my on-going MRIs and CTs.

Not a bad bang for your buck.  It was one stressor I did not have to have as I made my co-pays and airfare and hotel visits to MDA.   It is so damn cheap that if you ever join the club, that valuable assist makes dealing with it a hell of a lot easier financially.

Silly you for buying the cancer policy. It gave you cancer.

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8 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Serious note: everyone should check out a cancer policy if their employer offers one, or get one if they don’t.

My HR recommended I got it - and wouldn’t you know three months after paying my $15 a month I got cancer. Once I sent them proof of my tumor, they sent me a cash payment of $11,000 - and paid 20% cash of the cost of each of my on-going MRIs and CTs.

Not a bad bang for your buck.  It was one stressor I did not have to have as I made my co-pays and airfare and hotel visits to MDA.   It is so damn cheap that if you ever join the club, that valuable assist makes dealing with it a hell of a lot easier financially.

I believe most folks on this board are more interested in finding out if their employer offers a "strained your elbow from jerking off too much to Albanian midget porn" coverage.

At least, that's what the fellas on the football board told me.

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4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I believe most folks on this board are more interested in finding out if their employer offers a "strained your elbow from jerking off too much to Albanian midget porn" coverage.

At least, that's what the fellas on the football board told me.

I’m not so sure I would buy that one.  Too much flexibility in the potential denial of coverage when they get to decide what is ‘too much’ jerking off. 

 

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14 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I believe most folks on this board are more interested in finding out if their employer offers a "strained your elbow from jerking off too much to Albanian midget porn" coverage.

Well, that's offensive.

I much prefer Serbian midget porn myself.  F'n insurance companies probably draw the line there, some sort of "pre-existing condition" or some such.

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When I moved to Houston I had three months for temporary housing. I couldn’t find an apartment so I lived in I think a Holiday Inn. There were multiple retirees there living there in retirement. Not a bad deal. They ate dinner every night from the free happy hour buffet, with free beer and wine. Amd free breakfast. And they had a maid every day cleaning their room. Not sure how they handled laundry. They would come to happy hour sometimes in bath robes. I think they were paying less than $100 per night. 

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