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1 minute ago, Digdogger said:

If that doesn’t work they’re going after Vinny Testeverde Jr.

Scott Linehan is available.

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Just now, satyanash said:

Rumours on the USC board that they're suddenly going after North Texas OC Graham Harrell.

This was the initial push post-Kliff, to go with KliffLite. Swan shat all over it, if they move on Harrell now - then you would be seeing couple of players  (Bryce Young/Fisch/Drevno tension) dictate an OC hire at a Blueblood P5. Crazy. Fucking. Town. 

19 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

 

Thanks Kliff!!

26 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Welp. Someone did it. 8k followers - this account has some fucking cajones:

 

Deleted. Just some idiot that misinterpreted rumors. Oh well. 

Bruking News!!  McCoy going to ‘Horns!

They may need to take their AD and school president to give Graham Harrell assurance that they're sticking with Clay for the long haul.

4 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Rumours on the USC board that they're suddenly going after North Texas OC Graham Harrell.

Are they reading this thread?

 

Just now, Richter said:

They may need to take their AD and school president to give Graham Harrell assurance that they're sticking with Clay for the long haul.

it truly is incredible - the parallels. 

5 minutes ago, elguapo said:

That's me in the corner
That's me in the spotlight
Brusing my religion
Trying to keep up with Bru
And I don't know if I can do it
Oh no, I've said Bru much
I haven't said enough

 

I thought that I heard Bru laughing
I thought that I heard Bru sing
I think I thought I saw Bru try

If you're going to do lyrics, I was thinking more along the lines of Aenima by Tool.

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see Bru transfer soon.
I certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a vacation from this

Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Kliff is gone, He'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Fret for your muscles and
Fret for your bagmen and
Fret for your helmet and
Fret for your lawsuit and
Fret for your steroids and
Fret for your 'cruiting and
Fret for your LOI and
Fret for your team.

It's a
Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Kliff is gone, He'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Some say a Bru will transfer to Texas.
Followed by accusations of tampering and cheating.
Followed by recruiting rankings climbing to three.
Followed by millions of dumbfounded aggys.

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see Bru transfer soon.
I certainly hope we will cuz
I sure could use a vacation from this

Silly shit, stupid shit...

One great big festering neon distraction,
I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.

Kliff is gone.

Tom's gonna fix it all soon.
Tom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be.

Kliff is gone.

Fuck Lynn Swann and
Fuck all his clones.
Fuck all those gun-toting
Hip gangster wannabes.

Kliff is Gone.

Fuck "Fight on" anything.
Fuck your tattoos.
Fuck all you $9.95ers and
Fuck your short memory.

Kliff is Gone.

Fuck smiley "handlers"
With hidden agendas.
Fuck Chip Brown,
And Geoff Ketchum too.

Kliff is Gone.

Cuz I'm praying for rain
And I'm praying for transfer portals
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Tom please flush it all away.
I wanna watch it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all away.

Time to bring it down again.
Don't just call me pessimist.
Try and read between the lines.

I can't imagine why you wouldn't
Welcome any change, my friend.

I wanna see it all come down.
suck it down.
flush it down.

 

Meh. Last half needs work.

3 minutes ago, golfclap said:

it truly is incredible - the parallels. 

I thought it was supposed to be the happy families that were all alike

3 minutes ago, Viper said:

Are they reading this thread?

They definitely are. So is aggy.

 

Hello, assholes.

Just now, Tex Pete said:

Hello, assholes.

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2 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

They definitely are. So is aggy.

 

Hello, assholes.

 

6 minutes ago, golfclap said:

This was the initial push post-Kliff, to go with KliffLite. Swan shat all over it, if they move on Harrell now - then you would be seeing couple of players  (Bryce Young/Fisch/Drevno tension) dictate an OC hire at a Blueblood P5. Crazy. Fucking. Town. 

After Martin was fired and Kliffy bailed, how much credibility would Helton have left if he told Bru he was going to get and keep Harrell?

2 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

They definitely are. So is aggy.

 

Hello, assholes.

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Oh. Wait. Know your audience:

 

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Hmm... actually I might've been more right with the first one.

12 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Rumours on the USC board that they're suddenly going after North Texas OC Graham Harrell.

They'll hire Harrell, and then watch him leave for the Bengals' head coaching gig.

I posted this over on the football board, but it's awesome enough to be worth posting here, too:

 

Just now, South Austin said:

They'll hire Harrell, and then watch him leave for the Bengals' head coaching gig.

...and start banging some hot sideline reporter.

24 minutes ago, TankedBevo said:

So today could be BruMcmas?

Nope.  MERRY BRU YEAR!

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4 minutes ago, Scholz said:

...and start banging some hot sideline reporter.

... just to prove he's straighter than Tom Cruise.

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

Beef jerky time.

Ja, I am Helga from Schveeeden?

13 minutes ago, golfclap said:

it truly is incredible - the parallels. 

Seems like the only logical thing to do now is for someone to tweet Bru and explain this to him, right?

5 minutes ago, austintx said:

 

 

Lulz. This is great but can we get Bru in a UT uniform?

2 minutes ago, UTEX90 said:

Nope.  MERRY BRU YEAR!

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Yeah that's much better

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Password:  IKilledFiveHookers

8 minutes ago, austintx said:

 

 

ok so0meone with twitter  @ this to gavin  let the hilarity ensue

21 minutes ago, sushihorn said:

Triangulation or in Mensa-speak Alignment.  Things are definitely happening.  They're real and they're spectacular.

 

 

SIAP: Eric Nahlin on Bru and USC

Going through some messages. I received this on 1/2/19. By this time I was still thinking Bru to USC but obviously he wasn’t confident in his decision and I believe the totality of the s***show is what has him wanting out. From a guy with good lines into the agent world.

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“Not sure how much this matters with Bru but Kliff is “disillusioned” with everything college. Whatever you know about his hate for recruiting multiply it by 10. Ellis former QB coach now at Western Kentucky as OC (I think) was already positioning himself to get out very early in the season. Helton took over play calling after Texas game if I remember correctly. It’s a dumpster fire. I think the odds are better here than what people think.”

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I was sticking with Bru to USC because of what I was hearing from the UT side so I didn’t share this, but now it adds a splash of color.

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

ok so0meone with twitter  @ this to gavin  let the hilarity ensue

let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet

6 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

ok so0meone with twitter  @ this to gavin  let the hilarity ensue

2nd thought - ill wait til it breaks

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10 minutes ago, Fred Willard said:

Is this guy any relation to colt and case?

Distant cousins

3 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Seems like the only logical thing to do now is for someone to tweet Bru and explain this to him, right?

Lulz. This is great but can we get Bru in a UT uniform?

I'll work on it.  Of course I fucked up so that it doesn't quote. Maybe this will work. 

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2 minutes ago, satyanash said:

SIAP: Eric Nahlin on Bru and USC

 

 

sounds like usc fucked up their due diligence in regards to the kk hire in the first place.

kk- one thing real quick, i fucking hate recruiting.

ch- but you can fix my offense, yeah?

1 minute ago, austintx said:

I'll work on it.  Of course I fucked up so that it doesn't quote. Maybe this will work. 

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just keep the original picture.  it's way funnier.

8 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Seems like the only logical thing to do now is for someone to tweet Bru

Ha. Been doing that solid since November.

2 minutes ago, austintx said:

I'll work on it.  Of course I fucked up so that it doesn't quote. Maybe this will work. 

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This begs for a Crying Jordan

1 minute ago, henrygandorf said:

sounds like usc fucked up their due diligence in regards to the kk hire in the first place.

kk- one thing real quick, i fucking hate recruiting.

ch- but you can fix my offense, yeah?

So the opposite of Beck?

I don’t wanna close my eyes

i don’t wanna fall asleep

cuz i’ll miss Bru, and I don’t wanna miss a thing

even when I dream of Bru

the sweetest dream will never do

cuz i’ll miss Bru, and I don’t wanna miss a thing

14 minutes ago, Fred Willard said:

Is this guy any relation to colt and case?

Well yeah, but they don't talk about him much. Black sheep of the family and all.

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1 minute ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Black sheep of the family

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1 minute ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Seems good time for this....

"It's not all bad for USC"

Narrator: It was all bad

3 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

sounds like usc fucked up their due diligence in regards to the kk hire in the first place.

kk- one thing real quick, i fucking hate recruiting.

ch- but you can fix my offense, yeah? 

The whole Kliff thing was just a tourniquet to stop the bleeding through NSD. Kliff obviously wasn't even sure he wanted to take the job at the time but USC was desperate. He hadn't even had time to see who else might be willing to hire him.

4 minutes ago, Keef said:

This begs for a Crying Jordan

Like so?

 

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Meme and gif use today is just top fucking notch. Surly is on it’s A game today. 

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