Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Featured Replies

3 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

How much time did Ponamsky do? 

https://www.justice.gov/archive/usao/lae/news/2011/2011_05_17_dereck_ponamsky_sent.html

Quote

DERECK E. PONAMSKY, age 36, from Baton Rouge, Louisiana, was sentenced today by U.S. District Court Judge Jay Zainey to five years probation with the special condition of 18 months home-detention, 100 hours of community service, and a fine of $6,000, for use of an altered Coast Guard license, announced U. S. Attorney Jim Letten.

 

  • Replies 50.5k
  • Views 7m
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    There's more than just 2019 stuff in this update, but I'm not being paid to post, so I'm dumping it all here and you guys can do with it/disseminate it/ignore it as you like. Regarding the UA guy

  • Carl Winslow
    Carl Winslow

    word 😂 brooks not being a take clemson starting rb pistol whipped & robbed his own teammate he lead clemson to a national championship & 3 playoff appearances recruit to wi

  • RadiologyHorn
    RadiologyHorn

    Now Mpagi is better than Leal???!???    Guys tell me you’re trolling. Please tell me this isn’t real. I feel like I’m in a Seinfeld bizarro world episode. I can’t take this shit anymore. Whe

Posted Images

3 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

How much time did Ponamsky do? 

Pretty sure this current job, assisting the mentally disabled, is part of his release program.

2 minutes ago, Machinator said:

U.S. District Court Judge Jay Zainey

Louisiana State University Law School, J.D., 1975

Per TFB, there are two silent commits that have not dropped. They correspond to the Carrington tweets from March 31, and yesterday.

The one from yesterday won't resolve itself for a while, maybe as late as the end of summer.

Draw your own conclusions from that.

I'll just assume it's Leal.


Whoever they are, it’s clear that they’re DLinemen.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Forging a coast guard license to become a river boat pilot is the most Louisiana crime ever. And he was a pilot for three years, apparently without incident. That is objectively bad ass. I fucking love it. Make that guy the AD. I would send my kid there in a heartbeat if it meant that I got to hang out with that salty old river boat gamblin' son of a bitch. 

Edited by Hank Scorpio

10 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Per TFB, there are two silent commits that have not dropped. They correspond to the Carrington tweets from March 31, and yesterday.

The one from yesterday won't resolve itself for a while, maybe as late as the end of summer.

Draw your own conclusions from that.

I think the end of summer one is Tyler Johnson, people have been saying he’s all Texas “but wants to enjoy the recruiting process”. Sounds like he wants some free trips

I assume you were also headed to Little Rock but after meeting with Giles you decided to go somewhere else. 

In my brief conversation with him, I can see why he’s a shitty recruiter. Can’t talk to anyone like a normal human.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
10 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Forging a coast guard license to become a river boat pilot is the most Louisiana crime ever. And he was a pilot for three years, apparently without incident. That is objectively bad ass. I fucking love it. Make that guy the AD. I would send my kid there in a heartbeat if it meant that I got to hang out with that salty old river boat gamblin' son of a bitch. 

I heard a rumor he was in the church rafters prior to this watching his own funeral.  Very shifty.

17 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Per TFB, there are two silent commits that have not dropped. They correspond to the Carrington tweets from March 31, and yesterday.

The one from yesterday won't resolve itself for a while, maybe as late as the end of summer.

Draw your own conclusions from that.

EJ also commented that the original timeframe for yesterday's silent was summer

 

4 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

I think the end of summer one is Tyler Johnson, people have been saying he’s all Texas “but wants to enjoy the recruiting process”. Sounds like he wants some free trips

EJ and Suchomel have both said that Tyler Johnson has not committed. He pops up everytime we get a shh, but I don't think there's any reason to think he'll give a silent way ahead of his decision. He's in the calculator though. 

21 minutes ago, Bob Lives! said:

 


Whoever they are, it’s clear that they’re DLinemen.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

 

How is that clear?

1 minute ago, BigVegasHorn26 said:

How is that clear?

You didn't see the look on the lady's face in the preboarding photo of Giles? Definitely something silent goin' on there.

Players of some relevance to Texas recruiting invited to the Opening Finals thus far:

Marcus Banks

Noah Cain

Shammond Cooper (LB, Trinity Catholic (MO))

Rian Davis

Tyrion Davis

Kenyon Green

Chester Kimbrough (CB, Warren Easton (LA))

Bru McCoy

Nana Osafo-Mensah

Trey Palmer

Demani Richardson

Trey Sanders

Ishmael Sopsher

Chris Steele

Derek Stingley Jr.

Marcus Stripling

Marcus Washington (WR, Trinity Catholic (MO))

Garrett Wilson

  • Popular Post
1 hour ago, TexasFan21 said:


8f85ad9960fb0bf3bec090b7d4bc2187.jpg

Doesn’t check his bags. Smh



Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Because he’s not a travel rookie. Not a Giles defender but checking a bag as a man is nuts. 

Tyrion is a take on name alone..

The imp must wear burnt orange.

27 minutes ago, TexasFan21 said:


In my brief conversation with him, I can see why he’s a shitty recruiter. Can’t talk to anyone like a normal human.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

His primary goal in that interaction was probably to end it as quickly as possible.  But yeah if you watch videos of him talk g he’s not exactly a polished orator.  

Wait I thought one of the recent shhs was for Liebrock? Now I'm confused, we have two outstanding?

15 minutes ago, BigVegasHorn26 said:

How is that clear?

I could tell by the smell of all the sandy vaginas on this thread.  Y'all need some wipes.  

2 minutes ago, tokamak said:

Wait I thought one of the recent shhs was for Liebrock? Now I'm confused, we have two outstanding?

March 31 - unknown

May 7 - Liebrock

May 8 - unknown

2 minutes ago, Machinator said:

March 31 - unknown

May 7 - Liebrock

May 8 - unknown

Username checks out

26 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Players of some relevance to Texas recruiting invited to the Opening Finals thus far:

Marcus Banks

Noah Cain

Shammond Cooper (LB, Trinity Catholic (MO))

Rian Davis

Tyrion Davis

Kenyon Green

Chester Kimbrough (CB, Warren Easton (LA))

Bru McCoy

Nana Osafo-Mensah

Trey Palmer

Demani Richardson

Trey Sanders

Ishmael Sopsher

Chris Steele

Derek Stingley Jr.

Marcus Stripling

Marcus Washington (WR, Trinity Catholic (MO))

Garrett Wilson

Roschon will also be there pulling a Justin Fields

My guess is Tongue and Bragg.



Your mom bragged about my tongue last night.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
1 hour ago, South Austin said:

That white lady is giving Giles a dirty look, so I only assume that she posts on this thread. 

She should be grateful she's not looking at a plugged-up Warehime.

I really thought I had been on top of the shhh's but I guess not

Commits since 3/31: 
DeGabriel Floyd 3/31
Kenyatta Watson 5/1 (shhh 4/4)
Brayden Liebrock 5/8 (shhh 5/7)

I had assumed the 3/31 shhh was Floyd, but I guess not. Wonder who it is and why they're sitting on it so long then. 

14 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

That’s a common approach but it’s best to let them do the bragging for you.

Nice to very nice

1 hour ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Forging a coast guard license to become a river boat pilot is the most Louisiana crime ever. And he was a pilot for three years, apparently without incident. That is objectively bad ass. I fucking love it. Make that guy the AD. I would send my kid there in a heartbeat if it meant that I got to hang out with that salty old river boat gamblin' son of a bitch. 

I'm with you, actually. In Louisiana, this isn't really even a crime. Just a good ol boy, never meanin' no harm. 

Anyone have the link to the Google doc where somebody was tracking visitors & commit dates? I would bet this silent commit has a commit date for end of summer already set.

1 minute ago, texasfight91 said:

Give me Adimora as a dark horse candidate for this one. TFB noted in an Open Post last week that they thought Texas was a distant leader in his recruitment.

giphy.gif

  • Popular Post
4 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Really? You put together a list tracking high school kids and everyone gives you rep and thanks you. I put together a list tracking high school kids and the judge doesn't let me within 1000 feet of a school and gives my wife the kids. Fucking bullshit double standards. 

3 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Really? You put together a list tracking high school kids and everyone gives you rep and thanks you. I put together a list tracking high school kids and the judge doesn't let me within 1000 feet of a school and gives my wife the kids. Fucking bullshit double standards. 

All credit to @tokamak

Edit: just saw the username, lol

Edited by Machinator

6 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Really? You put together a list tracking high school kids and everyone gives you rep and thanks you. I put together a list tracking high school kids and the judge doesn't let me within 1000 feet of a school and gives my wife the kids. Fucking bullshit double standards. 

Be honest. We all know it was the car wash that got you in trouble...

 

ImpressiveDelectableKawala-size_restrict

1 hour ago, texasfight91 said:

Give me Adimora as a dark horse candidate for this one. TFB noted in an Open Post last week that they thought Texas was a distant leader in his recruitment.

Jake smith is my guess

4 hours ago, TexasFan21 said:

 

I made sure to fill him in on all the hatred he attracts from Surly. /s

 

e: The man couldn’t even get priority boarding. Texas needs to step it up.

 

Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Priority boarding doesn't really mean shit on a flight with assigned seats.  

Priority boarding doesn't really mean shit on a flight with assigned seats.  

Hey Glen, you and your opinion can fuck off.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
2 minutes ago, TexasFan21 said:


Hey Glen, you and your opinion can fuck off.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Have a coke and smile dude.  Clearly this your first time flying.  You must be really excited.

2 hours ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

I really thought I had been on top of the shhh's but I guess not

Commits since 3/31: 
DeGabriel Floyd 3/31
Kenyatta Watson 5/1 (shhh 4/4)
Brayden Liebrock 5/8 (shhh 5/7)

I had assumed the 3/31 shhh was Floyd, but I guess not. Wonder who it is and why they're sitting on it so long then. 

I guess it’s out there. Anyways, I fucked up. Floyd was the 31st.

9 minutes ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

Priority boarding doesn't really mean shit on a flight with assigned seats.  

Eh, if you need to get a bag into the overhead, you better not be towards the end of the line.

3 hours ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Forging a coast guard license to become a river boat pilot is the most Louisiana crime ever. And he was a pilot for three years, apparently without incident. That is objectively bad ass. I fucking love it. Make that guy the AD. I would send my kid there in a heartbeat if it meant that I got to hang out with that salty old river boat gamblin' son of a bitch. 

Sometimes the 47th chromosome gets you extra creativity instead of an extra toe.

This is one of the kids Giles came to Little Rock to see.




Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Something to note - we only have three OVs left to use during the spring/summer recruiting period. One will be reserved for Jake Smith in June, of course.

1 minute ago, Machinator said:

Something to note - we only have three OVs left to use during the spring/summer recruiting period. One will be reserved for Jake Smith in June, of course.

Marcus Banks has another one reserved for after his LSU trip

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.