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Y'all think we'll ever win again? 

So that game sucked but I got to see the hardest hit by an Astro so far this year and the 2nd hardest hit ball in all of MLB this year, which is cool I guess?



I’ll be honest, with the way JV is struggling with the long ball lately and the luck of this team right now, (and Judge back) Sunday could have a 500’ homer.

Whoa, I had A weird dream that we lost 5 games in a row. I woke up in tears. 

Probably time to break it all down and start selling off pieces...

I have faith that scraps and the team end the losing streak today !

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2 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

so is springer back yet or what?

The ‘plan’ per 790 : day off today, play Saturday and Sunday. Back with the team Tuesday

Next Tuesday?!!  The season will be over by then!

 

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

I don't follow other teams closely.  Does every team have a huge chunk of the summer where it sucks like the Astros do every single year?

28 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Next Tuesday?!!  The season will be over by then!

 

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

I don't follow other teams closely.  Does every team have a huge chunk of the summer where it sucks like the Astros do every single year?

Yeah, pretty much. Though most teams don't lose 3 of their 4 best players for 1/4 of the season, all at the same time. 

2 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

so is springer back yet or what?

Apparently 2 HR in his first game wasn't enough

10 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Apparently 2 HR in his first game wasn't enough

He looked very locked in 

I’m waiting for the surly anti-jinx (you know, where we all bash a guy and then he tears it up) to start happening with him, Yuli, and White.

I think I’m going to be waiting a while

I’m a little surprised about Mayfield. Infield depth is shit. Straw and Kemp are not big league infielders.

I wonder if scraps packed his max stassi jersey ?
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I was wondering where the rest of the money they saved in rounds 1-10 was going.

 

Also this happened: 

 

 

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29 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Judge
Sanchez
Gregorious
Stanton
Encarnacion

Is pretty salty

It's terrifying.

29 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Judge
Sanchez
Gregorious
Stanton
Encarnacion

Is pretty salty

Give me:

Springer

Bregman

Altuve

Brantley

Correa

 

No really, give it to me, it's been fucking forever. 

6 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

Give me:

Springer

Bregman

Altuve

Brantley

Correa

 

No really, give it to me, it's been fucking forever. 

This line up would make it not terrifying.

Unfortunately . . . 

Gonna be a nice “let’s go Astros” chant later if we actually get a lead

A lot more orange tonight than last night (and last night wasn’t bad)

6 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

so is springer back yet or what?

i don't know. is Altuve? 😭

I almost had a heart attack at the Didi slide into Altuve

Dbag with red hat on backwards has yet to watch any of the game

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Fuck. It's just a bad stretch of baseball right now. 

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Fuck. It's just a bad stretch of baseball right now. 

Yep. We have people playing who shouldn't be.

Also, Brad Peacock should not be a starter.

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