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Just now, Mo Horn said:

 You should probably quit while you only sound like a regular idiot. 

Whatever. All y'all fuckers thought JV was gonna come out and be his regular self tonight. 

I hope Cole comes out strong in game 5, but y'all have been steadily wrong thus far. I hope you're finally right. 

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1 minute ago, FondrenRoad said:

One extra travel day over what JV had tonight?  In this entire season, did Cole start a game 3 games after his last start?

Can you count to 4?

One travel day?  In this entire season, did Cole start a game 3 games after his last start?

Dude
Saturday, 15 Ks.
On the first day of the week, he rested
And he did the same the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th days.

He pitches again Thursday on normal 4 days between starts
Just now, FondrenRoad said:

Whatever. All y'all fuckers thought JV was gonna come out and be his regular self tonight. 

I hope Cole comes out strong in game 5, but y'all have been steadily wrong thus far. I hope you're finally right. 

You do realize it's normal rest for Cole, right?

Jeezus h christ. Fuckin fat hibachi mfer


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1 minute ago, FondrenRoad said:

One travel day?  In this entire season, did Cole start a game 3 games after his last start?

 Nope, you couldn't quit. Let me help... he pitched Saturday. Sunday is day 1, Monday is day 2, Tuesday is day 3, Wednesday is day 4, Thursday is game day. That's 4 days rest. 

E Honda is pissing me off

9 hours ago, Pimphand said:

Since 1995 there have been 120 starts by pitchers on 3 days of rest or less they are 30-44 with a 4.58 ERA. Sometimes they answer the bell but more often than not they run out of gas early.

This combined with the Rays emptying the pen today against our slumping offense does not bode well which then means Cole goes in Game 5 and we are starting the ALCS off with Greinke.

Urquidy better fucking pitch today.....

Good call.

Just now, Mez2 said:

E Honda is pissing me off

Choi is from South Korea, katfid.

Reminds me of us looking lost against Boston last year. Everyone acting like it’s their first time using a bat.


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Just now, kevwun said:

Can you count to 4?

Game 2 Cole. 3 and 4, these abortions. 5 Cole again.

Cole will have exactly one more day rest than JV had. Tomorrow's travel day. They both had the first travel day. 

And Cole had his highest pitch count ever. Again I hope he is up to the task, but y'all act like it's a given. And y'all were the same people that thought tonight was a given.

1 minute ago, UDontKnow said:

Choi is from South Korea, katfid. 

I know

Just now, UTexasFight said:

So its gonna be one of those postseason’s, I see...where we only win at MMP

Thank God for home field advantage.

I hate the names Choi and Pham. Fuck Tampa bay


I worked with a guy named Khoi Pham. /csb
Game 2 Cole. 3 and 4, these abortions. 5 Cole again.

Cole will have exactly one more day rest than JV had. Tomorrow's travel day. They both had the first travel day. 

And Cole had his highest pitch count ever. Again I hope he is up to the task, but y'all act like it's a given. And y'all were the same people that thought tonight was a given.

 

I haven't seen you around here much, and there is probably a reason. You are a moron.

 

Cole didn’t pitch today. That means he rested today. That means he had an extra two days rest over JV.

2 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

I hate the names Choi and Pham. Fuck Tampa bay

So did my Grandpa, but he had good reason.  

Sigh... baseball is so cruel. 

1 minute ago, FondrenRoad said:

Game 2 Cole. 3 and 4, these abortions. 5 Cole again.

Cole will have exactly one more day rest than JV had. Tomorrow's travel day. They both had the first travel day. 

And Cole had his highest pitch count ever. Again I hope he is up to the task, but y'all act like it's a given. And y'all were the same people that thought tonight was a given.

And you've moved on to be a first class idiot. The only thing sadder than this game is your inability to understand simple math. 

 

I haven't seen you around here much, and there is probably a reason. You are a moron.

 

Cole didn’t pitch today. That means he rested today. That means he had an extra two days rest over JV.

 

Or one day if you are talking 3 days between starts vs 4.

Man, fuck this. Going to walk my dog.
I did that earlier. It didn't help
5 minutes ago, FondrenRoad said:

Game 2 Cole. 3 and 4, these abortions. 5 Cole again.

Cole will have exactly one more day rest than JV had. Tomorrow's travel day. They both had the first travel day. 

And Cole had his highest pitch count ever. Again I hope he is up to the task, but y'all act like it's a given. And y'all were the same people that thought tonight was a given.

And if it isn't, who fucking cares? It's a sport. You'll get over it.

The last time a team needed Game 5 of the division series and went on to win it all was the 2015 Kansas City Royals who needed 5 games to eliminate the Astros.

The last time a team took a 2-0 lead in the division series and seized defeat from the Jaws of Victory was the 2017 Cleveland Indians vs the MFY

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7 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Choi is from South Korea, katfid.

E Hyundai? 

4-0 right now just feels like 14-0 and the deficit is close enough to drain the Astros good pitching. 

6 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

 

I haven't seen you around here much, and there is probably a reason. You are a moron.

 

Cole didn’t pitch today. That means he rested today. That means he had an extra two days rest over JV.

I have 300 or 400 posts here. You're a playoff only fan, I take it. 

He will have one day more rest than JV. They didnt pitch on the same day. JV is pitching on 3 days rest. Cole will pitch on 4 days rest. The only difference is the extra travel day. 

1 minute ago, FondrenRoad said:

I have 300 or 400 posts here. You're a playoff only fan, I take it. 

He will have one day more rest than JV. They didnt pitch on the same day. JV is pitching on 3 days rest. Cole will pitch on 4 days rest. The only difference is the extra travel day. 

They play the entire regular season on four days rest. 

1 minute ago, FondrenRoad said:

I have 300 or 400 posts here. You're a playoff only fan, I take it. 

He will have one day more rest than JV. They didnt pitch on the same day. JV is pitching on 3 days rest. Cole will pitch on 4 days rest. The only difference is the extra travel day. 

Four days is normal rest for pitchers in a five man rotation.  You know, what 90 percent of MLB teams do for 162 games.   

6 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

And if it isn't, who fucking cares? It's a sport. You'll get over it.

Yeah. Most likely. Ever since the 93 Oilers, I have low expectations.  

I have 300 or 400 posts here. You're a playoff only fan, I take it. 
He will have one day more rest than JV. They didnt pitch on the same day. JV is pitching on 3 days rest. Cole will pitch on 4 days rest. The only difference is the extra travel day. 

Dude pitchers pitch every fifth day. Cole will be pitching on his fifth day since his last start. What do you not understand about this?
2 minutes ago, FondrenRoad said:

I have 300 or 400 posts here. You're a playoff only fan, I take it. 

He will have one day more rest than JV. They didnt pitch on the same day. JV is pitching on 3 days rest. Cole will pitch on 4 days rest. The only difference is the extra travel day. 

What the fuck does that even mean? 

Just now, Gut Wagon said:

How about we now go ahead and win this one? Just because.

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Just now, FondrenRoad said:

Yeah. Most likely. Ever since the 93 Oilers, I have low expectations.  

Must you open old wounds during this train wreck?

1 minute ago, FondrenRoad said:

Yeah. Most likely. Ever since the 93 Oilers, I have low expectations.  

Did you miss 2017? The Astros won the World Series.

Just now, Mo Horn said:

What the fuck does that even mean? 

I think he's in California, so he may be having a mental power outage.

I have 300 or 400 posts here. You're a playoff only fan, I take it. 

He will have one day more rest than JV. They didnt pitch on the same day. JV is pitching on 3 days rest. Cole will pitch on 4 days rest. The only difference is the extra travel day. 

Fondren, you post good stuff but please stop.

This is normal rest for cole.

In the regular season when there are long stretches without an off day, you pitch 5 every 5th day.

That is what Cole would be doing on Thursday...if we weren’t going to win this game 6-4.

1 minute ago, FondrenRoad said:

Yeah. Most likely. Ever since the 93 Oilers, I have low expectations.  

So 2017 never happened?

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