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Jack:   Kenneth, you're from Georgia, aren't you?

 Kenneth: Stone Mountain, sir. Although when the Parcells first came to America, they lived in a town called ''Sexcriminalboat''. Do you think that's Cherokee?
 Jack: Uh, uh, no. I mean, you're a Middle American. A Joe Average. You're the only one around here who knows what ordinary people want. So tell me. What makes you laugh?
Kenneth: The usual, I suppose. Two hobos sharing a bean. Lady airline pilots. I remember growing up in Stone Mountain, my whole family would go down to the Chuckle Hut.
Jack: That's the local comedy club?
Kenneth: Oh, no, sir, It's a Chuckle Hut. You see, the chuckle is the part of the pig between the tail and the anus. But at night, the Chuckle Hut becomes the Laugh Factory. And that's a comedy club.
Jack: Lemon, cancel your trip to Toronto. We're going to Stone Mountain, Georgia.

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Alright, now that the popsicle has melted...we have ourselves a tongue depressor.  

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You're just in time...Leo's giving out vaccines.

Not my favorite part of the medical profession.  My favorite part is attending executions.  

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I just started watching this show on Amazon. Had never seen it before. I knew of it and, of course, of a great many cast members.

May I just say that Tina Fey with no makeup on is absolutely, positively, 100% one of the hottest women on the planet? 

Five episodes in and I am totally in love with Liz Lemon.

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