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Jack:   Kenneth, you're from Georgia, aren't you?

 Kenneth: Stone Mountain, sir. Although when the Parcells first came to America, they lived in a town called ''Sexcriminalboat''. Do you think that's Cherokee?
 Jack: Uh, uh, no. I mean, you're a Middle American. A Joe Average. You're the only one around here who knows what ordinary people want. So tell me. What makes you laugh?
Kenneth: The usual, I suppose. Two hobos sharing a bean. Lady airline pilots. I remember growing up in Stone Mountain, my whole family would go down to the Chuckle Hut.
Jack: That's the local comedy club?
Kenneth: Oh, no, sir, It's a Chuckle Hut. You see, the chuckle is the part of the pig between the tail and the anus. But at night, the Chuckle Hut becomes the Laugh Factory. And that's a comedy club.
Jack: Lemon, cancel your trip to Toronto. We're going to Stone Mountain, Georgia.

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Alright, now that the popsicle has melted...we have ourselves a tongue depressor.  

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You're just in time...Leo's giving out vaccines.

Not my favorite part of the medical profession.  My favorite part is attending executions.  

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I just started watching this show on Amazon. Had never seen it before. I knew of it and, of course, of a great many cast members.

May I just say that Tina Fey with no makeup on is absolutely, positively, 100% one of the hottest women on the planet? 

Five episodes in and I am totally in love with Liz Lemon.

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On 11/9/2025 at 11:11 PM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

I just started watching this show on Amazon. Had never seen it before. I knew of it and, of course, of a great many cast members.

May I just say that Tina Fey with no makeup on is absolutely, positively, 100% one of the hottest women on the planet? 

Five episodes in and I am totally in love with Liz Lemon.

She cleans up very well. Married to a guy a slightly taller than Peter Dinklage. 

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1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

I'll say it -- 30 Rock would have been much better without Tracy.

Nope Tracymorgan GIFs | Tenor

I watched a prostitute stab a clown!
Our basketball hoop was a rib cage. A rib cage!
A crackhead breastfeeding a rat.
A homeless man cooking a Hot Pocket on the third rail of the "G Train."
A puppy committed suicide after he saw our bathroom!
A pack of wild dogs took over and successfully ran a Wendy's!
The project I lived in was named after Zachery Taylor, generally considered to be one of the worst presidents of all time!
I once saw a baby give another baby a tattoo! They were very drunk!

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12 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

Nope Tracymorgan GIFs | Tenor

I watched a prostitute stab a clown!
Our basketball hoop was a rib cage. A rib cage!
A crackhead breastfeeding a rat.
A homeless man cooking a Hot Pocket on the third rail of the "G Train."
A puppy committed suicide after he saw our bathroom!
A pack of wild dogs took over and successfully ran a Wendy's!
The project I lived in was named after Zachery Taylor, generally considered to be one of the worst presidents of all time!
I once saw a baby give another baby a tattoo! They were very drunk!

You want to take all these Tracy Jordan quotes behind the middle school and get them pregnant? 

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Meant to watch this for over a decade but never did. Finally did and have about 10 episodes left. Great show.

Tracy Jordan, Jack, Kenneth, Liz = all awesome

Jenna Maroney - terrible. Especially the storyline of her and Paul. She's about as bad as Skyler in Breaking Bad. 

 

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On 11/11/2025 at 6:11 PM, Beau Vine said:

I'll say it -- 30 Rock would have been much better without Tracy.

Then who would have created Goregasm: the Legend of Dong-Slayer?

 

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21 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Jenna Maroney - terrible. Especially the storyline of her and Paul. She's about as bad as Skyler in Breaking Bad. 

 


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I'd watch a Dr. Spaceman spinoff.

Liz, I believe doctor-patient confidentiality is a two-way street. I'm cheating on my wife.

Now, Mrs. Jordan, I've already administered the epidural, so... would you like one as well?

Guaranteed to end erectile dysfunction, these are the sweet sounds of Dr. Leo Spaceman's "Love Storm," an ultra-strength audio re-boneulator.

I should start by saying that I can’t personally help you conceive. Something happened to me while scuba diving.

Tracy, I don't know how to say this ... Dee-Uh-Bay-Tees

This is surgery, so don't eat anything before you come in because I'll have a big breakfast waiting for you.

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