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On 7/14/2025 at 12:20 PM, Brisketexan said:

This goes into the "shit I'm going to cook this weekend" file: Thomas Keller's scrambled eggs.

I make very, very good scrambled eggs.  Like, people we have over for brunch rave about them.  Not complicated: low heat, eggs well-whisked, cooked in lots of butter.  Fluffy, delicious.  BUT....yesterday, we had brunch at Bouchon in Vegas, and my plate had scrambled eggs that were the best I've ever had.  The only thing different is the addition of creme fraiche right before the eggs set, but holy shit....what a difference.

Ingredients:

4 eggs

1 tsp. kosher salt

2 Tbs. unsalted butter

1 1/2 Tbs. crème fraîche

Directions:

In a small bowl, beat the eggs with the salt until they are homogenous. Heat a 2-quart (2-l) saucier over medium-low heat and add the butter. When the butter has melted, strain the beaten eggs through a sieve into the pan. Cook, continually whisking the eggs, until they thicken yet are still very creamy and not completely set. Whisk in the crème fraîche and cook for a few seconds longer. Spoon the eggs onto warm serving plates and serve immediately. Serves 2.

 

I'll see if I can pull it off this weekend and will report.  But jesus, such a simple thing, and they were so good.

You and I make eggs exactly the same but I will go a hit higher on heat and just scrape and flip the eggs gently and a bit more often. I’m told in no uncertain terms to make breakfast tacos on the weekends, I have no other choice or options. 

recently I’ve moved from butter to flavorless avocado oil for health reasons, I think the butter ones taste better but not by much, a quality egg, modestly salted and properly scrambled has a rich yet delicate flavor that can stand alone. 

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I have realized it is dead simple to make tortillas, and even easier in the pizza maker.  Making them round is almost impossible unless you cheat.

 

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Plating is spotty and I forgot to take a picture before but pretty damn good. Peach jalapeño glazed pork chop (bone-in of course). Got a little above medium but still juicy. Southern church style green beans. Ginger dressing on salad. Rest is from the store. 

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14 hours ago, TOR said:

I have realized it is dead simple to make tortillas, and even easier in the pizza maker.  Making them round is almost impossible unless you cheat.

 

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@Ramblyn you aren't alone.

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39 minutes ago, troph said:

@Ramblyn you aren't alone.

That looks like the eastern US, besides Florida.   And I guess Michigan is kind of f*cked.

I wrapped some brisket in them, it is delish.

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1 hour ago, TOR said:

That looks like the eastern US, besides Florida.   And I guess Michigan is kind of f*cked.

I wrapped some brisket in them, it is delish.

I like my coffee like I like my women - smooth and delish, wine as well - sophisticated and well aged, my eggs too - beaten til my arm hurts (I kid) - but tortillas and pizza crust - I’ll leave the perfect curves for the ladies and just devour the ill shaped tortillas and pizza crust if they taste good. Shape? Idgaf.

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17 hours ago, TOR said:

I have realized it is dead simple to make tortillas . . . .  Making them round is almost impossible unless you cheat.

 

A tortilla press for less than $20 would be your friend here.  Can't help with the pizza dough though.  Just takes a lot of practice.

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4 hours ago, dcbc said:

A tortilla press for less than $20 would be your friend here.  Can't help with the pizza dough though.  Just takes a lot of practice.

That is overkill.  What I do is roll them out big and press a stainless 9" pot to cut them.  BOOM perfectly round tortillas.  

I have not done maize yet.  See where that goes.

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That is overkill.  What I do is roll them out big and press a stainless 9" pot to cut them.  BOOM perfectly round tortillas.  

I have not done maize yet.  See where that goes.

ps: the dregs become sopapillas 

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On 7/29/2025 at 5:43 PM, TOR said:

I have realized it is dead simple to make tortillas, and even easier in the pizza maker.  Making them round is almost impossible unless you cheat.

 

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A buddy of mine invited me to dinner at his place.  Wife and I were served “pizza”.  He spread a tub of cottage cheese on a pizza pan and baked it until it made a “ crust”.  He then put pizza shit on it.  A jar of great value spaghetti sauce, some pepperoni, some preshredded cheese.  It was horrific.  

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54 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

Forgot to take the plated (bowled?) pic but goddamn this turned out awesome. We had leftover steak which I used for fried rice. I got the griddle a month or so ago and have been wearing it out. 

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peas and carrots?

Fried Rice Cooking GIF by Nigel Ng (Uncle Roger)

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7 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:

A buddy of mine invited me to dinner at his place.  Wife and I were served “pizza”.  He spread a tub of cottage cheese on a pizza pan and baked it until it made a “ crust”.  He then put pizza shit on it.  A jar of great value spaghetti sauce, some pepperoni, some preshredded cheese.  It was horrific.  

This guy is your “buddy”?

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52 minutes ago, South Austin said:

This guy is your “buddy”?

Counterpoint: he invited him over to dinner, and he shows up with the wife in tow?

 

Also,

 

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1 hour ago, VABuckeye said:

Yeah, hibachi on a 36" Blackstone is a blast to make.  It's so versatile.

That is my family go to whenever I take requests for what they want for dinner. Cube up steak and pour the Japanese’s bbq sauce at the end of the cook to put a little glaze… good lord. 

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13 hours ago, South Austin said:

This guy is your “buddy”?

Actually no.  I misspoke.  A work colleague who invited us over for dinner with him and wife.  It was when we lived in Colorado and wife was wanting to make some friends.  Cottage cheese pizza crust killed that notion.  Who the fuck invites folks over to feed em that shit?  We had to stop and pick up Taco Bell on the way home.

one of my reps invited us over in Colorado for “steak”.  We arrived and chatted a bit, his wife  said, “you need to put THE steak on the grill”.  Huh?  He came out on the deck with a single strip and put it on the grill.  Four adults, two teenage boys.  My wife could have polished off that steak.  We were issued our meager ration.  Had to stop for burgers on the way home.  Who the fuck does that?  This dude made big money too.

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On 7/31/2025 at 9:23 PM, Texzilla58 said:

one of my reps invited us over in Colorado for “steak”.  We arrived and chatted a bit, his wife  said, “you need to put THE steak on the grill”.  Huh?  He came out on the deck with a single strip and put it on the grill.  Four adults, two teenage boys.  My wife could have polished off that steak.  We were issued our meager ration.  Had to stop for burgers on the way home.  Who the fuck does that?  This dude made big money too.

I think I've posted about it in the steak thread, but we have some friends who will do this with multiple steaks for a greater multiple of people and ration out slices.  Joke was on the last time when they told us to bring the kids.  My kids went back for seconds and thirds and murdered any idea they may have had for leftovers.

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On 7/31/2025 at 9:23 PM, Texzilla58 said:

one of my reps invited us over in Colorado for “steak”.  We arrived and chatted a bit, his wife  said, “you need to put THE steak on the grill”.  Huh?  He came out on the deck with a single strip and put it on the grill.  Four adults, two teenage boys.  My wife could have polished off that steak.  We were issued our meager ration.  Had to stop for burgers on the way home.  Who the fuck does that?  This dude made big money too.

I've done this.  But is was a tomahawk and two couples and plenty of meat. I still felt bad afterwards. 

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A weekend breakfast tradition like no other …. Since at least 2003… troph’s breakfast tacos. I mixed it up and used the HEB southwestern tortillas for myself this morning. Everyone else choose the regular flour tortillas.

when ramblyn and I started dating she told me if we didn’t work out and I I’d to go online and use the platforms that I should lead with “breakfast tacos every weekend” and my peeps still pretty much soft demand them weekly. 

 

 

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On 7/31/2025 at 9:23 PM, Texzilla58 said:

Actually no.  I misspoke.  A work colleague who invited us over for dinner with him and wife.  It was when we lived in Colorado and wife was wanting to make some friends.  Cottage cheese pizza crust killed that notion.  Who the fuck invites folks over to feed em that shit?  We had to stop and pick up Taco Bell on the way home.

one of my reps invited us over in Colorado for “steak”.  We arrived and chatted a bit, his wife  said, “you need to put THE steak on the grill”.  Huh?  He came out on the deck with a single strip and put it on the grill.  Four adults, two teenage boys.  My wife could have polished off that steak.  We were issued our meager ration.  Had to stop for burgers on the way home.  Who the fuck does that?  This dude made big money too.

Having a hard time wrapping my head around this. Seriously, WTF over!

On another note, I'd love to have seen hidden camera footage of all this. There had to have been some comedy gold facial expressions, superhuman suppression efforts and stolen eye contact going on, LOL.

 

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On 8/2/2025 at 12:17 PM, sith_horn said:

Having a hard time wrapping my head around this. Seriously, WTF over!

On another note, I'd love to have seen hidden camera footage of all this. There had to have been some comedy gold facial expressions, superhuman suppression efforts and stolen eye contact going on, LOL.

 

My mother-in-law did this to my family one year. We flew down to Sarasota (where they retired) on Christmas Day. My b-i-l and his family met up with my family at the Tampa airport, and we all were going to drive together. We were told explicitly not to eat because they had dinner prepared for us. We show up with a collective 4 children who are all very hungry to be greeted by my in-laws ... and four of their couple friends, who had come for Christmas dinner and had already eaten nearly everything. There was only just enough food for the children after I made some scrambled eggs and there was nothing for any of the adults. None of the olds could figure out why we were not happy to be there.

I become furious every time I think about it. Just unbelievable. 

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On 8/2/2025 at 7:21 AM, South Austin said:

We need a new thread titled Shitty Food My Shitty Friends Have Cooked Lately.

Dude, if y'all didn't enjoy the dinner we served when we had y'all over, just say so.

In fairness, I looked at the back of the box, saw "good for 3-4," and went with it. 

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2 hours ago, BHMCruiser said:

My mother-in-law did this to my family one year. We flew down to Sarasota (where they retired) on Christmas Day. My b-i-l and his family met up with my family at the Tampa airport, and we all were going to drive together. We were told explicitly not to eat because they had dinner prepared for us. We show up with a collective 4 children who are all very hungry to be greeted by my in-laws ... and four of their couple friends, who had come for Christmas dinner and had already eaten nearly everything. There was only just enough food for the children after I made some scrambled eggs and there was nothing for any of the adults. None of the olds could figure out why we were not happy to be there.

I become furious every time I think about it. Just unbelievable. 

That’s amazing. I would have lost my fucking mind. Reminds me (not food related) when my second son was born and my sister in law came down to help out and I was gassed, on fumes, needed a nap in the worst way. My then wife asleep in worse shape than me. SiL walks in the door says she’s here to help after she naps because the drive took it out of her. My ex father in law drove her. 

I fucking unloaded all my pent up wrath on her. She was not amused. She said she was going home. My response? 
 

insert “good” gif

 

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3 hours ago, BHMCruiser said:

My mother-in-law did this to my family one year. We flew down to Sarasota (where they retired) on Christmas Day. My b-i-l and his family met up with my family at the Tampa airport, and we all were going to drive together. We were told explicitly not to eat because they had dinner prepared for us. We show up with a collective 4 children who are all very hungry to be greeted by my in-laws ... and four of their couple friends, who had come for Christmas dinner and had already eaten nearly everything. There was only just enough food for the children after I made some scrambled eggs and there was nothing for any of the adults. None of the olds could figure out why we were not happy to be there.

I become furious every time I think about it. Just unbelievable. 

Maybe it's my old-world mexican-coonass upbringing.....but it's inconceivable to me to have people over and not have food for them IN ABUNDANCE.  As in, even if unexpected, I can hit the fridge and pantry and make a meal that is going to leave everyone happy and satisfied, and almost certainly yield leftovers.

People come over, and you feed them.  If you KNOW you're going to need to feed people for dinner....FFS.  It's not hard.  My wife even gets on me when I prepare "way too much food," but I will proudly go to my grave knowing that nobody will EVER leave a planned dinner at my home thinking "man, why didn't he have enough food for everyone?"  Not having enough food to feed my guests is nightmare fuel.

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3 hours ago, BHMCruiser said:

My mother-in-law did this to my family one year. We flew down to Sarasota (where they retired) on Christmas Day. My b-i-l and his family met up with my family at the Tampa airport, and we all were going to drive together. We were told explicitly not to eat because they had dinner prepared for us. We show up with a collective 4 children who are all very hungry to be greeted by my in-laws ... and four of their couple friends, who had come for Christmas dinner and had already eaten nearly everything. There was only just enough food for the children after I made some scrambled eggs and there was nothing for any of the adults. None of the olds could figure out why we were not happy to be there.

I become furious every time I think about it. Just unbelievable. 

I can fathom someone not having enough on hand for unexpected guests on short notice. While I've managed that on occasion, it's stressful and could catch one low on stock. But the deliberate invitation of two couples with four children instructed not to eat prior to showing up is a bridge too far and incomprehensible. Even more so that they ate the majority of the food prior to your arrival. Makes one wonder if they're in the early stage of dementia or mental decline.

 

So as not to be totally off-topic, here's some breakfast tacos I made today with HEB Hatch Chorizo. Salsa is homemade. Tortillas from HEB bakery.

 

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Double meat cheeseburger with mustard, grilled onions & mushrooms, pickled jalapenos, lettuce & tomatoes from yesterday evening served with a mug of Founders Porter.

 

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