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Showing content with the highest reputation on 01/04/20 in all areas

  1. As the originator of this thread, I humbly offer the following. I promise, I'm not making this up. Wife calls me at work from the home land line. We still have a land line to run the closed captioning phone for her. Wife:. I'm calling you from the home number because I can't find my cell phone. I think I left out at Costco. Me:. You know you can find it. Just go get your laptop or iPad and I'll walk you thru it Wife:. Okay. Let me get my phone. (At this point, Hulla thinks, 'Surely she isn't going to go pick up her cell phone.....) Her:. Okay. Got my phone...... What do I......,.. Shit. Nevermind.
    25 points
  2. Considering our shit injury luck I am very ok with Bijan not receiving another carry till he’s enrolled at Texas
    14 points
  3. January 4, 2006 Thank you, Vince Young. How sweet the wine. Full game here, can't embed: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nApYoEaPpE
    11 points
  4. I’m at the game and saw Herman in the locker room with a huge box of UT hats that he was handing out to every uncommitted player. Free advertising. That’s why they call him MENSA Tom.
    10 points
  5. Collins jumping in the Horn commit picture with Fozzy
    9 points
  6. And there was much rejoicing
    9 points
  7. you know I got you my homie. Friday was awesome. I was outta pocket actually, which means I was actually double outta pocket. Meaning I was at the beach chilling and do beach shit. asshole orders killing of asshole. *peers into self to find feelings and can't find them* I like sand. Here's to a full no nuke weekend. Lets keep sand sand. Ya'll be cool and have a great Saturday
    8 points
  8. 7 points
  9. The buffalo bills are the Houston Texans of the NFL
    7 points
  10. I see a dog with fluffy ears and his mouth open.
    7 points
  11. 7 points
  12. No no no. You can not ignore that we are in this cycle of escalation because Trump decide to trash an accord that was actually deterring Iran’s nuclear ambitions. This wasn’t some unavoidable situation where Trump was forced to respond. He alone created this situation.
    7 points
  13. - Beating frat boys to a pulp after a fender bender - Pulling out a loaded gun on 6th street - Hitting a coach - Sucker punching another player - Threatening to kill an S&C coach We should be way better at football than we are
    7 points
  14. All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
    7 points
  15. Yes, but my God man what do you think of NM restaurant options??
    6 points
  16. There is no doubt Iran has been doing bad things for a long time. However, like everything Trump does, he addressed a real problem with a catastrophically stupid approach, with no support from allies or steering of public sentiment towards supporting the actions. Does this sound familiar? It should because it’s the same eff ups he’s done on China trade, North Korea, Syria, and everything else he’s touched. Same story second verse. The problem this time is that a lot of people are going to die, and our economy could crash as well, taking the world economy with it.
    6 points
  17. Just wait until Warehime is in New Mexico and it’s hatch chile season! Can you imagine?! I bet he leads UMN to a bowl, a toilet bowl!
    6 points
  18. Meatloaf, smeatloaf, double-beatloaf. I hate Meatloaf.
    6 points
  19. We are at a two day volleyball tournament in San Antonio where you can buy a one day bracelet for $10 or a two day bracelet for $15. Wife: why do we need the two day bracelet? Me: because it's $30 as opposed to $40. Wife: where are you getting those numbers? It's only $10 a day. Me: Wife: what?
    6 points
  20. Shitty picture. But made shakshuka for the first time today. I loved it. Wife thought it was just ok. Thinking about doing a green version with green tomatoes and tomatillos, poblanos, Jalapeños, avocado, and potentially shaved Brussels sprouts.
    6 points
  21. Anwar out there doing PR work for Herman in exchange for his scoops.
    6 points
  22. Who here didn’t want to punch one of our defensive coaches last season? I say let bygones be bygones. And he looked pretty happy in the Alamo Bowl.
    6 points
  23. This is about creating a distraction from the massive recruiting violations going on a UGA.
    6 points
  24. No, this one happened at a coffee shop. It went down something like this: Perpetrator : Can I get a large black coffee? Barista : A what? Perpetrator : Large black coffee. Barista : Do you mean a venti? Perpetrator : No, I mean a large. Barista : Venti is large. Perpetrator : No, venti is twenty. Large is large. In fact, tall is large and grande is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations, you're stupid in three languages. Barista : A venti is a large coffee. The perpetrator then took out a knife and started stabbing everyone in sight. The first wound went into a large to go coffee cup. The last one went between his own eyes but unfortunately, the blade broke on his skull.
    6 points
  25. I would kill all of you to see the Texans beat the Titans in the AFC Championship Game.
    5 points
  26. God damn does it feel good to see those fuck faces lose in the wild card round. Man do Boston fans of all sports suck and deserve several decades of misery.
    5 points
  27. I don’t watch a lot of NFL but Booger McFarland is like listening to simple jack call a game.
    5 points
  28. BoB is Jason Garrett in a fat suit
    5 points
  29. To think I once wavered from the church of St. Milroe and though Preston Stone might be better (months before Milroe committed). Thank god the Lord has shown me the light and set me on the path of the true prophet, St. Milroe.
    5 points
  30. NM talk not going away.
    5 points
  31. You could say he’s the Derek Wareheim of posters. Full of rancid shit and terrible at whatever he does, perpetually clogging up threads and discussion.
    5 points
  32. There are people who play chess and people who play checkers. And then there's Republicans who are the kids eating glue.
    5 points
  33. ^this. You don’t have to expect them to change, but don’t support, indulge, or otherwise encourage their lifestyle. Go to a shelter, seek drug/crazy treatment, go ask your father’s forgiveness, move along, whatever. Don’t set up a couch, tent, bbq at 6th and Red River then stab Chipotle employees you death. Nobody deserves that, no matter how many people they’ve infected with fecal bacteria after not washing their hands and returning to work. Society is breaking down on so many levels.
    5 points
  34. Well fuck, multiple decades spent fighting two winless wars in the ME and @Thetexashammer found one we can win in minutes. fuck it, fire up the Toby Keith, let’s do this shit!
    5 points
  35. There was nothing tight about that end.
    5 points
  36. Not CRing, but today's assassination in Baghdad has my full attention as Wally Jr is stationed about 25 clicks from there. And there will most likely be a response in-kind from Irani leaders
    5 points
  37. A little late posting. Had some tenderloin this past weekend. Made the hatch corn pudding recommended by another surly member on the Christmas thread. Sent from my SM-G973U using Tapatalk
    5 points
  38. Why haven't they torn down the Alamo? Because both are historic sites of some of Texas' most painful defeats.
    4 points
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