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Patrick Bateman

Dallas Cowboys 2020 Offseason Thread -- 25th Anniversary of Mediocrity

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Welp, we can now look forward to Black Monday and getting rid of the red headed ass boil on this franchise.  We still have the Jerrah cancer but at least we shouldn't have to watch Jason mindlessly clap regardless of what was happening.  His wife could be getting mugged and he'd probably be clapping.  

So, Troy just said 2019 was the most disappointing of Jerrahs' ownership?  I don't know, there's been so many to choose from.  Regardless..... who do we want as the new coach?  

Here are some details and references.  Need to get a good player.  Dependent on coaching staff and free agency, this team needs are DT, S, CB, OT and TE

Defense needs some major work.

2020 Salary cap:

https://overthecap.com/salary-cap/dallas-cowboys/

2020 Opponents at the moment:

Fuck Jason.....

 

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2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Cowboys draft 17 unless Jerry trades out

it's looking like a deep draft but I don't trust jerrah and trading back

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12 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

he's not as good as Russell Wilson, so his contract should reflect that 

That isn't how sports contracts work. At all. Russell signed his deal in the past. The price for QBs no matter who you are keeps rising and will continue to rise. Sports contracts in general keep rising.

Dak's contract will be close to Wentz's. 

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nbc sunday night just mentioned dan campbell of the saints. he'd check off a lot of boxes for jerrah but wouldn't be a 'big splash' hire 

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21 minutes ago, michaelpshayes said:

Jerry would castrate Campbell faster than he did Chan Gailey ....but, it would be a typical Jerry hire 

 

100% jerrah is hiring someone that understands that he's in charge 

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The Giants hold the 4th pick, if Jones continues to develop and Saquon keeps being Saquon they are due a big jump up.  I'd laugh my ass off if they picked up Ginger (they won't) and he went there and started kicking ass without skeletor...

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Jerry to the new coach - here's your office, these are your players, these your coaches, I'll take care of the draft... let's win some. 

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1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

would love to see dan quinn as DC 

Give up the head coaching gig after Atlanta announced he's coming back a couple of days ago? 

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5 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Give up the head coaching gig after Atlanta announced he's coming back a couple of days ago? 

 

never mind, i thought he was getting the ax 

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3 hours ago, ButtFumble said:

Jerry has Minnesota on the line to make a block buster deal

superdeals are impossible now because you can't stock picks and then pay a bunch of top picks in a short period of time (2-3 drafts back to back).

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36 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Looks like Lee will be back.... with LVE's unclear future, there are worse backups.  Just need to ensure his number's not very big.

 

hey new coach, enjoy your old fragile linebacker 

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snyder has already announced he's meeting with Rivera.  dammit.

skeletor is going to fuck around and lose out on the one hire that could deal with his (skeletor) bullshit and still own the locker room on street cred.

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14 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

Someone call security.

Pure unadulterated delusion. He is as good as fired. Go home, motherfucker, and never show your face around here ever again. 

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I have a weird feeling Jerry is going to hire Lincoln Riley, in which case I will have to switch my fan allegiance over to the Texans.

 

 

/jk

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1 hour ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Looks like Lee will be back.... with LVE's unclear future, there are worse backups.  Just need to ensure his number's not very big.

 

On radio broadcast today Brad Sham said he thought it was more likely that Witten would return than Sean Lee... but not sure either will play next year.

Said this season really took a toll on Sean's body...

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Hope the folks that handle salary cap decisions for Cowboys say "NO WAY" to offering a huge new free agent contract to Amari Cooper...

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On radio broadcast today Brad Sham said he thought it was more likely that Witten would return than Sean Lee... but not sure either will play next year.
Said this season really took a toll on Sean's body...

Lee’s whole career has taken a toll on his body.

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1 hour ago, immortal13 said:

Pure unadulterated delusion. He is as good as fired. Go home, motherfucker, and never show your face around here ever again. 

I wonder if Jason has a soft landing working for the team in some other capacity than HC.

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1 hour ago, immortal13 said:

Pure unadulterated delusion. He is as good as fired. Go home, motherfucker, and never show your face around here ever again. 

Is he really? At the end of the day as much as JJ wants to win he wants a HC he can get along with and  take credit for everything. He may want to win just as much as as he may want to be profitable but it is always about JJ and his feelings. 

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16 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

Wonder if JJT will buy Jason some wings.  Jason has certainly shoved enough P in all of our faces for years.

Edited by Surly Bevo

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2 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Looks like the Redskins and Rivera will make it official any time now

Rivera is nothing more than Mike McCarthy. He parlayed a magnificent MVP season of Cam Newton into a Super Bowl appearance but he is as up and down as Garrrett was. Would I like him over Garrett? Sure. But he definitely would not be at the top of my list.

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9 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

On radio broadcast today Brad Sham said he thought it was more likely that Witten would return than Sean Lee... but not sure either will play next year.

Said this season really took a toll on Sean's body...

Playing an entire season for once will do that to you

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8 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Rivera is nothing more than Mike McCarthy. He parlayed a magnificent MVP season of Cam Newton into a Super Bowl appearance but he is as up and down as Garrrett was. Would I like him over Garrett? Sure. But he definitely would not be at the top of my list.

Yea, who the fuck gives a fuck about spare ass Ron Rivera.  If we want go that route might as well just bring back Wade or the ghost of Coach Joe.

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42 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Wonder if JJT will buy Jason some wings.  Jason has certainly shoved enough P in all of our faces for years.

If u get to the Star, fire Jason Garrett and then shove that P in my face then I will buy u some wings. 

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Bottom line, any head coach Jerry hires is looking for a retirement plan. “Sure, Mr. Jones whatever you say. Thank goodness you already provided the assistant coaches and the players and I don’t have to do any of the heavy lifting but show up. Oh, and make sure my paycheck goes to this account. Now, you did say I get free breakfast and a car. Right? Nice!”

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