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If Trump wins again, I’m going on a nationwide grift wherever his sons and daughter go. I will make tshirts that are exactly the same but switch the date and the city. 30 dollars a pop. Will have a 1 of xx date and get all the people who travel to these like it’s a Grateful Dead/Phish show. People will buy them at every city and be repeat customers.

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2 hours ago, TornACL said:

I love the grift that the Trump portrait guy has going on. If I had artistic ability I would totally be painting and selling ridiculous shit like that Trump Playing Football one, or the most recent one where he is praying with greats of American history. 

I would also do one of Trump in a lab overcoat, with a strained look on his face as he intently studies a bunsen burner with a tube full of the COVID vaccine. In the background are Robert Jeffress, William Barr, Devin Nunes, Albert Einstein, and Jesus with heads bowed and hands clasped in solemn prayer. 

No Jonas Salk?  

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I think the "personality" remarks are calculated.

My beloved went to visit a friend last Saturday and was shocked and mortified to learn this long time friend was a Trump supporter. They decided not to talk much about politics, but one quote of her friend's sticks out. "I don't look at personality; I look at facts. I don't care about what a guy says; I care about what he does."

I suspect that this is the new, approved dogma. To keep the Trumpists argument proof, they must be provided with a conversation stopper that's also a defense. "I just look at the facts" implies that the other person does not. "I look at action" again implies that the other person does not. "I don't care about personality" suggests that the other person must only focus on that to delude himself about Trump. 

Thus, Trump mentions people not liking his personality as the only reason the idiots don't like him.

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11 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

No Jonas Salk?  

Too obscure for the target audience. In fact, I even debated Albert Einstein because Trump supporters might mistake him for Doc Brown from Back to the Future. 

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My grandmother tried that one on me last night.  I told her then she must be super excited to vote against Trump and she decided to change the subject.  She also told me that this is all going to go away after the election because it was created in a lab.  I asked her if lab created stuff usually has an expiration date on it.  So she changed the subject again.  Then she aired her grievances about her other grandchildren.  That was a fun call.

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7 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

I think the "personality" remarks are calculated.

My beloved went to visit a friend last Saturday and was shocked and mortified to learn this long time friend was a Trump supporter. They decided not to talk much about politics, but one quote of her friend's sticks out. "I don't look at personality; I look at facts. I don't care about what a guy says; I care about what he does."

I suspect that this is the new, approved dogma. To keep the Trumpists argument proof, they must be provided with a conversation stopper that's also a defense. "I just look at the facts" implies that the other person does not. "I look at action" again implies that the other person does not. "I don't care about personality" suggests that the other person must only focus on that to delude himself about Trump. 

Thus, Trump mentions people not liking his personality as the only reason the idiots don't like him.

;"

How do you know where Kate Beckinsale went on Saturday? 

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7 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Yodas and shit 

I don't know, they were jammies! Get your damn feet off my coffee table!

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I think the "personality" remarks are calculated.
My beloved went to visit a friend last Saturday and was shocked and mortified to learn this long time friend was a Trump supporter. They decided not to talk much about politics, but one quote of her friend's sticks out. "I don't look at personality; I look at facts. I don't care about what a guy says; I care about what he does."
I suspect that this is the new, approved dogma. To keep the Trumpists argument proof, they must be provided with a conversation stopper that's also a defense. "I just look at the facts" implies that the other person does not. "I look at action" again implies that the other person does not. "I don't care about personality" suggests that the other person must only focus on that to delude himself about Trump. 
Thus, Trump mentions people not liking his personality as the only reason the idiots don't like him.

;"

Closely related is “I’m not going to do your research for you” or “Do your own research.”

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1 minute ago, Woland said:


Closely related is “I’m not going to do your research for you” or “Do your own research.”

Or "you know what the crime is"

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35 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

I think the "personality" remarks are calculated.

My beloved went to visit a friend last Saturday and was shocked and mortified to learn this long time friend was a Trump supporter. They decided not to talk much about politics, but one quote of her friend's sticks out. "I don't look at personality; I look at facts. I don't care about what a guy says; I care about what he does."

I suspect that this is the new, approved dogma. To keep the Trumpists argument proof, they must be provided with a conversation stopper that's also a defense. "I just look at the facts" implies that the other person does not. "I look at action" again implies that the other person does not. "I don't care about personality" suggests that the other person must only focus on that to delude himself about Trump. 

Thus, Trump mentions people not liking his personality as the only reason the idiots don't like him.

;"

The trump supporters are running low on excuses and justifications for his horrific leadership and behavior but to be fair, it’s really, really difficult to ultimately admit that you are in fact a complete piece of shit and a supporter of the destruction of you own country. Damn near impossible really. 

It’s much easier to oppose and/or not admit that. 

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22 minutes ago, Amos Moses said:

No no no no ... there’s an “I” in Silk

Maybe I need to add Silk to the painting, with her arm around Jesus while in prayer. Diamond can be manning the centrifuge.

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5 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

She posted it.   She fits right in.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/stella-immanuel-trumps-new-covid-doctor-believes-in-alien-dna-demon-sperm-and-hydroxychloroquine?ref=home

 

 

 

 

 

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Immanuel gave her viral speech on the steps of the Supreme Court at the “White Coat Summit,” a gathering of a handful of doctors who call themselves America’s Frontline Doctors and dispute the medical consensus on the novel coronavirus. The event was organized by the right-wing group Tea Party Patriots, which is backed by wealthy Republican donors.

In her speech, Immanuel alleges that she has successfully treated hundreds of patients with hydroxychloroquine, a controversial treatment Trump has promoted and says he has taken himself. Studies have failed to find proofthat the drug has any benefit in treating COVID-19, and the Food and Drug Administration in June revoked its emergency authorization to use it to treat the deadly virus, saying it hadn’t demonstrated any effect on patients’ mortality prospects.

“Nobody needs to get sick,” Immanuel said. “This virus has a cure.”

Immanuel said in her speech that the supposed potency of hydroxychloroquine as a treatment means that protective face masks aren’t necessary, claiming that she and her staff had avoided contracting COVID-19 despite wearing medical masks instead of the more secure N95 masks.

“Hello, you don’t need a mask. There is a cure,” Immanuel said.  

Toward the end of Immanuel’s speech, the event’s organizer and other participants can be seen trying to get her away from the microphone. But footage of the speech captured by Breitbart was a hit online, becoming a top video on Facebook and amassing roughly 13 million views—significantly more than “Plandemic,” another coronavirus disinformation video that became a viral hit online in May, when it amassed roughly 8 million Facebook views. 

“Hydroxychloroquine” trended on Twitter, as Immanuel’s video was embraced by the Trumps, conservative student group Turning Point USA, and pro-Trump personalities like Diamond & Silk. But both Facebook and Twitter eventually deleted videos of Immanuel’s speech from their sites, citing rules against COVID-19 disinformation. The deletions set off yet another round of complaints by conservatives of bias at the social-media platforms. 

Immanuel responded in her own way, declaring that Jesus Christ would destroy Facebook’s servers if her videos weren’t restored to the platform. 

“Hello Facebook put back my profile page and videos up or your computers with start crashing till you do,” she tweeted. “You are not bigger that God. I promise you. If my page is not back up face book will be down in Jesus name.”

Immanuel is a registered physician in Texas, according to a Texas Medical Board database, and operates a medical clinic out of a strip mall next to her church, Firepower Ministries. 

Immanuel was born in Cameroon and received her medical degree in Nigeria. In a GoFundMe legal defense fund, which swelled from just $90 to $1,616 hours after her speech, Immanuel claims without offering any proof that members of a Houston networking group for women physicians are scheming to take her medical license away over her support for hydroxychloroquine.

It’s not clear whether anyone is actually trying to take Immanuel’s license. But many of her earlier medical claims are definitely ludicrous.

In sermons posted on YouTube and articles on her website, Immanuel claims that medical issues like endometriosis, cysts, infertility, and impotence are caused by sex with “spirit husbands” and “spirit wives”—a phenomenon Immanuel describes essentially as witches and demons having sex with people in a dreamworld. 

“They are responsible for serious gynecological problems,” Immanuel said. “We call them all kinds of names—endometriosis, we call them molar pregnancies, we call them fibroids, we call them cysts, but most of them are evil deposits from the spirit husband,” Immanuel said of the medical issues in a 2013 sermon. “They are responsible for miscarriages, impotence—men that can’t get it up.”

In her sermon, Immanuel offers a sort of demonology of “nephilim,” the biblical characters she claims exist as demonic spirits and lust after dream sex with humans, causing all matter of real health problems and financial ruin. Immanuel claims real-life ailments such as fibroid tumors and cysts stem from the demonic sperm after demon dream sex, an activity she claims affects “many women.”  

“They turn into a woman and then they sleep with the man and collect his sperm,” Immanuel said in her sermon. “Then they turn into the man and they sleep with a man and deposit the sperm and reproduce more of themselves.”

According to Immanuel, people can tell if they have taken a demonic spirit husband or spirit wife if they have a sex dream about someone they know or a celebrity, wake up aroused, stop getting along with their real-world spouse, lose money, or generally experience any hardship. 

Alternately, they could just be having dream-sex with a human witch instead of a demon, she posits. 

“There are those that are called astral sex,” Immanuel said in the sermon. “That means this person is not really a demon being or a nephilim. It’s just a human being that’s a witch, and they astral project and sleep with people.” 

Immanuel’s bizarre medical ideas don’t stop with demon sex in dreams. In a 2015 sermon that laid out a supposed Illuminati plan hatched by “a witch” to destroy the world using abortion, gay marriage, and children’s toys, among other things, Immanuel claimed that DNA from space aliens is currently being used in medicine. 

“They’re using all kinds of DNA, even alien DNA, to treat people,” Immanuel said.

Immanuel’s website offers a prayer to remove a generational curse originally received from an ancestor but transmitted, in Immanuel’s telling, through placenta. Immanuel claimed in another 2015 sermon posted that scientists had plans to install microchips in people, and develop a “vaccine” to make it impossible to become religious. 

“They found the gene in somebody’s mind that makes you religious, so they can vaccinate against it,” Immanuel said.

Immanuel elaborated on her fascination with witchcraft in her 2015 Illuminati sermon, claiming that witches were intent on seizing control of children.

In her 2015 sermon on the Illuminati’s supposed agenda to bring down the United States, Immanuel argues that a wide variety of toys, books, and TV shows, from Pokémon—which she declares “Eastern demons”—to Harry Potter and the Disney Channel shows Wizards of Waverly Place and That’s So Raven were all part of a scheme to introduce children to spirits and witches. Immanuel warned that the Disney Channel show Hannah Montana was a gateway to evil, because its character had an “alter ego.” She has claimed that schools teach children to meditate so they can “meet with demons.” 

In the sermon, Immanuel preserved special vitriol for the Magic 8-Ball, a toy that can be shaken up to “reveal” any answer. Immanuel claims the otherwise innocuous Magic 8-Ball was in fact a scheme to get children used to witchcraft.

“The 8-Ball was a psychic,” she said. 

Immanuel’s oddball claims about the world extend to politics. She didn’t bring up this allegation publicly in Washington, but she has claimed that the American government is run in part by non-human reptilians.

“There are people that are ruling this nation that are not even human,” Immanuel said in her 2015 Illuminati sermon, before launching into a conversation she had with a “reptilian spirit” she described as “half-human, half-ET.”

Immanuel has also used her pulpit to preach hatred of LGBT people. Shortly before the Supreme Court legalized gay marriage, Immanuel warned her flock that gay marriage meant that “very soon people are going to be seeking to marry children” and accused gay Americans of practicing “homosexual terrorism.” In the same sermon, she praised a father’s decision to not love his transgender son after a gender transition.

“You know the crazy part?” Immanuel said. “The little girl demands he must love her anyway. Really? You will not get it from me, I’d be like ‘Little girl, when you come back to be a little girl again, but you talk—for now, I’m gone.’” 

Unusually for a pediatrician, Immanuel has praised corporal punishment for children. The American Academy of Pediatrics opposes corporal punishment, and claims that the “vast majority” of pediatricians do not recommend it. 

“Children need to be whipped,” she declared in a 2015 sermon, before adding that she didn’t think children should be “abused.”

It’s also not clear that Immanuel has abided by her claims that face masks aren’t necessary. In her Washington speech, Immanuel claimed that she and her medical staff had avoided any COVID-19 infections while wearing only medical masks. But in two videos shot at her clinic, Immanuel appears to be wearing an N95 mask, which offers more protection. 

Immanuel has also alleged that masks of all kinds are superfluous, because she says COVID-19 can be easily cured with hydroxychloroquine. But in a Facebook video advertising her clinic, Immanuel said anyone seeking treatment should wear a face mask before entering the clinic.

“Wear a mask, or a scarf, or anything to cover your face,” Immanuel said in the video. 

Immanuel has seized on her newfound celebrity, tweeting a video demanding that CNN hosts and National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases chief Anthony Fauci give her jars of their urine so she can test if they’re secretly taking hydroxychloroquine even as they caution against its use. 

“I double dog dare y’all give me a urine sample,” Immanuel tweeted in her challenge.

Now Immanuel is angling for the key rite of passage for any budding MAGA-world personality: a visit to the Trump White House. Late Monday night, Immanuel tweeted that she was open to meeting the president.

“Mr President I’m in town and available,” she tweeted. “I will love to meet with you.”

 

Repping Francisco because they always do a helluva job on the story links, giving the actual link, some pertinent quotes to generate interest, then the entire article if you wish to uncover. Thank you.

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https://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/in-the-know/509237-kaepernick-fauci-to-receive-robert-f-kennedy-human-rights-award

 

Former NFL star Colin Kaepernick and Anthony Fauci, the country’s leading infectious disease expert, are slated to be among this year’s recipients of the Robert F. Kennedy Human Rights Ripple of Hope Award.

Other leaders expected to receive the award this year include Dolores Huerta, founder and president of the Dolores Huerta Foundation and co-founder of United Farm Workers of America; Dan Schulman, president and chief executive officer of PayPal; and Dan Springer, chief executive officer of DocuSign.

Past recipients of the award include former President Obama, Archbishop Desmond Tutu, former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and current presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden.

 

please God have a reporter ask him about this award.

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1 hour ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

Nah, he was Fonzie's supple cousin.  Completely had the hots for him as a kid.  Watched way more episodes of Charles in Charge than I should have because he was hot on that show too.  For those not in the know, it was a fucking terrible show.  I'm not sure how it stayed on the air so long.

It was a cheap, syndicated show that featured a blossoming Nicole Eggert for the straights and the brilliant acting chops of Sir Willie Aames. 

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2 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

It was a cheap, syndicated show that featured a blossoming Nicole Eggert for the straights and the brilliant acting chops of Sir Willie Aames. 

Everyone knows that Zapped! was the superior Baio/Aames teaming. 

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Do spirit husbands only visit women?   Asking for a friend.

Spirit wives will not have oral sex with spirit husbands once they get spirit married.

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My grandmother tried that one on me last night.  I told her then she must be super excited to vote against Trump and she decided to change the subject.  She also told me that this is all going to go away after the election because it was created in a lab.  I asked her if lab created stuff usually has an expiration date on it.  So she changed the subject again.  Then she aired her grievances about her other grandchildren.  That was a fun call.

She needs to get out more.

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2 minutes ago, Continental Op said:

Everyone knows that Zapped! was the superior Baio/Aames teaming. 

Hell yes, so many tits. But NAIU was wondering about why CinC lasted so long.

But Zapped was indeed a masterful display of acting and silicone.

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10 minutes ago, Continental Op said:

Everyone knows that Zapped! was the superior Baio/Aames teaming. 

Memory is hazy. Is that the movie where Baio had the power to lift up girls skirts by zapping them from afar or am I confused and that was some other 80s movie? 

The 80s. What a great decade that was.

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1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

I think the "personality" remarks are calculated.

My beloved went to visit a friend last Saturday and was shocked and mortified to learn this long time friend was a Trump supporter. They decided not to talk much about politics, but one quote of her friend's sticks out. "I don't look at personality; I look at facts. I don't care about what a guy says; I care about what he does."

I suspect that this is the new, approved dogma. To keep the Trumpists argument proof, they must be provided with a conversation stopper that's also a defense. "I just look at the facts" implies that the other person does not. "I look at action" again implies that the other person does not. "I don't care about personality" suggests that the other person must only focus on that to delude himself about Trump. 

Thus, Trump mentions people not liking his personality as the only reason the idiots don't like him.

;"

Trumps only undone, he hasn't done anything.  He's released Stone, Manafort and Flynn, he's tried to undo any Obama initiatives, including health care and Dreamers. He hasn't come out with a healthcare plan, an economic plan or a COVID19 plan.  So they're not concerned with actions either.  They like saying things that sound good and are supported by alternative facts.  

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22 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

https://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/in-the-know/509237-kaepernick-fauci-to-receive-robert-f-kennedy-human-rights-award

 

Former NFL star Colin Kaepernick and Anthony Fauci, the country’s leading infectious disease expert, are slated to be among this year’s recipients of the Robert F. Kennedy Human Rights Ripple of Hope Award.

Other leaders expected to receive the award this year include Dolores Huerta, founder and president of the Dolores Huerta Foundation and co-founder of United Farm Workers of America; Dan Schulman, president and chief executive officer of PayPal; and Dan Springer, chief executive officer of DocuSign.

Past recipients of the award include former President Obama, Archbishop Desmond Tutu, former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and current presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden.

 

please God have a reporter ask him about this award.

Awesome to see Dolores Huerta get some recognition. Saw a PBS documentary on her a couple weeks back and got the impression she was more influential than Cesar Chavez but with half the recognition cause she’s a woman and has a bunch of kids with 3 different men.

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Spirit wives will not have oral sex with spirit husbands once they get spirit married.
Sounds like he needs to be set up with the spirit in the sky.......

Never been a sinner I never sinned
I got a friend in Jesus
So you know that when I die
He's gonna set me up with
The spirit in the sky

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I don't know, they were jammies! Get your damn feet off my coffee table!

CSB...my wife is mandalorian obsessed, and she recently got some new PJ bottoms...with yodas on them.

 

Every damned night she wears them, she gets to hear me say “they’ve got yodas and shit on em’!” Makes me laugh, at least.

 

I deserve that much in this shitty year.

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1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

I think the "personality" remarks are calculated.

My beloved went to visit a friend last Saturday and was shocked and mortified to learn this long time friend was a Trump supporter. They decided not to talk much about politics, but one quote of her friend's sticks out. "I don't look at personality; I look at facts. I don't care about what a guy says; I care about what he does."

I suspect that this is the new, approved dogma. To keep the Trumpists argument proof, they must be provided with a conversation stopper that's also a defense. "I just look at the facts" implies that the other person does not. "I look at action" again implies that the other person does not. "I don't care about personality" suggests that the other person must only focus on that to delude himself about Trump. 

Thus, Trump mentions people not liking his personality as the only reason the idiots don't like him.

;"

One of the realities of modern life in the US is that political or governmental "facts," are very hard for ordinary citizens to ascertain.  We mostly have to take officials' word for it that things are happening or this, that, or the other thing is working or successful.  These "facts" are highly susceptible to spin and misrepresentation.

This is why Trump, prior to the virus, and with the able assistance of his enablers, was able to bullshit his way through his presidency.

So there really aren't any facts for this person to look at.  And what few there are are really bad for Il Douchey.

 

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13 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

CSB...my wife is mandalorian obsessed, and she recently got some new PJ bottoms...with yodas on them.

 

Every damned night she wears them, she gets to hear me say “they’ve got yodas and shit on em’!” Makes me laugh, at least.

 

I deserve that much in this shitty year.

ok then.

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Anyone can piss on the wall, but it takes a hero to shit on the ceiling.
Crown and Anchor for the win. Beers on me.

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1 hour ago, JimmyJames said:

Memory is hazy. Is that the movie where Baio had the power to lift up girls skirts by zapping them from afar or am I confused and that was some other 80s movie? 

The 80s. What a great decade that was.

That was his piece de resistance at the big school dance but he used his telekinetic powers for other things prior to that.  A quick search shows Zapped is available on Amazon Prime Video.  

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1 hour ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Anyone can piss on the wall, but it takes a hero to shit on the ceiling.

 
What is happening here
Something's going on that's not quite clear
Please don’t turn on the lights
It’s gonna be sloppy
And it's starting alright!
 
Oh, what a feeling
When we're shittin’ on the ceiling
Oh, what a feeling
When we're shittin’ on the ceiling
 
The squirts are hot from that food
 That’s what I get for eatin’ good in the neighborhood
The splatter is startin' a cover the walls
Ooh it looks like it’s gettin’ all over my balls
 
Oh, what a feeling
When we're shittin’ on the ceiling
Oh, what a feeling
When we're shittin’ on the ceiling
 
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CSB...my wife is mandalorian obsessed, and she recently got some new PJ bottoms...with yodas on them.
 
Every damned night she wears them, she gets to hear me say “they’ve got yodas and shit on em’!” Makes me laugh, at least.
 
I deserve that much in this shitty year.
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Oh, what a feeling
When we're shittin’ on the ceiling
Oh, what a feeling
When we're shittin’ on the ceiling
 
Oh Come on!
 
I’ve started to lose control
It’s not a pretty sight
I’ve got some pieces hangin' around
Sphincter not tight!
The only thing I want to do tonight
Is stop all these sounds
My guts are upside down
Come on! I’m about to drown!
 
So come on! The stool is loose
Can’t hold back
'Cause ain't no use
Hard to keep your feet on the ground
God why is it so sloppy?!
And it’s not even the color brown!
 
Oh, what a feeling
When we're shittin’ on the ceiling
Oh, what a feeling
When we're shittin’ on the ceiling
Oh, what a feeling
When we're shittin’ on the ceiling
Oh, what a feeling
When we're shittin’ on the ceiling
 
Say what?
Can't stop now
Just getting started
My body ... turn on the fan
 
Come on
My body... has cramps
Oh, what a feeling
When we're shittin’ on the ceiling
Oh, what a feeling
When we're shitin’ on the ceiling
Oh, what a feeling
When I’m shittin’ on the ceiling baby baby
I need new pants tonight
 
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9 hours ago, kevwun said:

Those 6,000 doctors have mail order diplomas from the University of Kazakhstan. 

 

7 hours ago, Superhero said:

 

Here's the Dean of their medical school congratulating the new doctors.

15 Borat Memes That Are So Bad You'll Laugh | SayingImages.com

 

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6 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

She posted it.   She fits right in.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/stella-immanuel-trumps-new-covid-doctor-believes-in-alien-dna-demon-sperm-and-hydroxychloroquine?ref=home

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She alleges alien DNA is currently used in medical treatments, and that scientists are cooking up a vaccine to prevent people from being religious. 

 

Where can I donate to this worthy cause?

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2 hours ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

My grandmother tried that one on me last night.  I told her then she must be super excited to vote against Trump and she decided to change the subject.  She also told me that this is all going to go away after the election because it was created in a lab.  I asked her if lab created stuff usually has an expiration date on it.  So she changed the subject again.  Then she aired her grievances about her other grandchildren.  That was a fun call.

C'mon dude.  Surely you agree that at least a couple of your cousins are fucksticks. 

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1 hour ago, Born to Run said:
2 hours ago, Al Bundy said:
Anyone can piss on the wall, but it takes a hero to shit on the ceiling.

Crown and Anchor for the win. Beers on me.

Tell Dervin I said hello. He was my roomie a million years ago. 

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1 minute ago, bmbmd said:

Tell Dervin I said hello. He was my roomie a million years ago. 

I know Dervin.  He said that you jacked off several times a day, and didn't try to even hide it. 

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2 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

But Zapped was indeed a masterful display of acting and silicone.

It was 1982. They were real and they were spectacular.

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1 hour ago, Born to Run said:
3 hours ago, Al Bundy said:
Anyone can piss on the wall, but it takes a hero to shit on the ceiling.

Crown and Anchor for the win. Beers on me.

Man, I miss that place. Must've spent the entire summer of '94 there. Moved out of Austin 15 years ago, and still think about their burgers and a pitcher of beer.

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2 hours ago, Gatorubet said:


She needs to get out more.

What a rude thing to say about a poor grandma living in a locked dementia unit...you cold bastard. 

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10 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Zapped had some great tits for a pre teen tx 3 putt !

And now the main character from that movie is speaking at the RNC, again 

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44 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

Only if they stop putting BREAKING NEWS above every fucking chyron ever. 

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45 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

I know Dervin.  He said that you jacked off several times a day, and didn't try to even hide it. 

Like a Boss! 

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10 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Zapped had some great tits for a pre teen tx 3 putt !

They were great for a 21 year old Vito. And for our Ohio State friend, there were plenty of fake tits back in ‘82. No, I didn’t get many, (ok, any) but I saw them in movies like Zapped! 

(I’m pretty sure there was a famous scene in which Heather Thomas’ pink sweater pops open, revealing a pair of big tits... but it was an extremely tight shot, so I’m going with body double.)

But like Continental up thread, I did love me some Zapped!

Oh yeah, Trump sucks.

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25 minutes ago, Superhero said:

Man, I miss that place. Must've spent the entire summer of '94 there. Moved out of Austin 15 years ago, and still think about their burgers and a pitcher of beer.

I must’ve pissed next to you in that nasty ass men’s room then because I spent a good portion of my undergrad/law school time there and at the Disch from 93-98. 

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