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10 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

"Gordon Ramsey, this just seems like an OK use of your culinary talents."

Who would actually say it like that?

Grendel, only he would say it in an authentic Johnstone-Renfrewshire dialect which would really impress Gordon Ramsay. 

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1 hour ago, Radical Larry said:

This applies to Austin residents.

 

ARE YOU READY FOR SUPERSTARS KYGO AND DADDY YANKEE?

That free concert will draw some high quality spectators.  

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On 11/3/2019 at 9:51 AM, XYZ said:

Insurance ads are a fucking beating, Geico and Progressive especially, with their  barrage of ads that try to be funny and they are totally disconnected from the product they are trying to sell, and they are not funny at all. Like the “we can’t keep you from becoming your parents” or “when you are scared, you hide behind the chainsaws, it’s what you do”.

Insurance and pharma are the worst.

Agree....however Mayhem is pretty fucking cool.

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On 11/2/2019 at 4:46 PM, ButtFumble said:

I can't stand the coors commercial either where the girl takes off her bra to sit on the couch and just tosses it across the room......she just looks like she smells especially after taking her bra off like that.....it makes me think coors the official beer of unwashed women that think they are doing a big protest by taking their bra off in their own apartment on their own couch

foul bachelorette frog tho

 

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You never see the kias and Suzukis of the auto world using this.  

Lexus, MB, Acura: “ if he loves you he’ll pay 1/3-1/2 of his annual GROSS take home pay on a vehicle for you to drive to Starbucks just because it’s Christmas - ya know....the exact same Christmas we have every year”

 

Kia, Suzuki (do they even sell cars in the US): “if you think you hate this car now, wait til you drive it.”

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On 11/2/2019 at 4:46 PM, ButtFumble said:

 

I can't stand the coors commercial either where the girl takes off her bra to sit on the couch and just tosses it across the room......she just looks like she smells especially after taking her bra off like that.....it makes me think coors the official beer of unwashed women that think they are doing a big protest by taking their bra off in their own apartment on their own couch

You have a problem with a woman who decides that she's tired of wearing a bra, so she takes it off?

Do I have that correct?

Edited by Beau Vine

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Bose Alexa Headphones:

Ginger - Alexa what's on my schedule today? 

Alexa - You have a haircut appt at 2pm.

 

Really?  That's it?  What jobless fucker has nothing to do on any given day that all they have is a haircut appt and if you have that little to do why the hell do you need a schedule?

Edited by Moby Ric

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On 11/7/2019 at 6:21 PM, Billy Pilgrim said:

I think Amy Sedaris is funny but man she is butt ugly in the new Downey Unstoppables commercials 

She can play butt ugly, but I'd fuck her 'till my eyes turned blue.

Natty Light Seltzer spots are horribad.

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Ok I despite Baker and those stupid commercials as a whole but the smoke detector one is funny as hell. Only thing that would have been better would be to make it happen at 3 am 

Edited by Dennis Taylor

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1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Ok I despite Baker and those stupid commercials as a whole but the smoke detector one is funny as hell. Only thing that would have been better would be to make it happen at 3 am 

Or while he's trying to watch the playoffs.

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On 11/2/2019 at 2:58 PM, immortal13 said:

Limu emu

Would be a good name for an Australian band, they could open for Tame Impala.

Liberty Mutual has terrible ads, but I do like when he attaches the giant key to the city to his belt and then takes off with it clanking down the steps.

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