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  1. Holy shit. That’s really fucking weird, man. Whenever I daydream about this message board, I picture all of us hanging out at the bar at the Taco Bell Cantina™ On the drag as we’ve just locked up our 5th place finish in the Big 12 harmoniously reminiscing about our favorite memories as UT fans, only focusing on the good times of course, as were wont to do. We discuss 2005, Malikmas, Giles and Drayton being able to sign literally any semi-able-bodied young man who can put on a set of pads. I look over and see CTJ, Katfid, and Spidery2banana enjoying each other’s company while Sy2b gives a list of his favorite 3 star running backs that remind him the most of Jamaal Charles. Meanwhile, Hank Scorpio is lauding our 2020 class that finished ranked 35th because every guy in the class just really wants to be here and just understands what it means to be a Longhorn while half the guys in the bar, like lemon turd and Scholz, nod along sincerely. And right as we’re all closing out our tabs, I stand up and raise my glass saying, you know, maybe the real recruiting rankings are the friends we’ve made along the way. And as everyone in the bar looks happily from face to face, we all look behind the bar and see Kate smiling back at us while one single tear falls down RomaVicta’s face. This is normal, right? Doesn’t everyone else do this?
    23 points
  2. The first football game Texas A&M ever played was in 1894, against UT. The score at halftime was 38-0 in favor of UT. At the request of the A&M players, the second half was not played. In their first game ever, the aggys quit at halftime.
    14 points
  3. Jean Delance thought those videos of Texas players lifting weights were child's play. Tope Imade was having none of it.
    13 points
  4. Chuck Woolery Roseanne Barr Tucker Carlson Sean Hannity Dan Bongino Ban Dongrino Don Bangvito Rudy Giuliani Bron Bondraino Dong Bandido James Woods Diamond & Silk Von Bonjino
    12 points
  5. 11 points
  6. Big hitter, the Lama.
    10 points
  7. Big hitter the Lama.
    10 points
  8. They stopped allowing cheese jokes in happy valley after Sandusky put his little pecorino boy.
    9 points
  9. Sam has an NFL starting QB and a HOF QB talking shit about him publicly
    8 points
  10. That photograph of Manafort was taken immediately after he read this entire exchange between jimmyjazz and Anastasis.
    8 points
  11. It needs to be seen. Everywhere. In conclusion, fuck you.
    8 points
  12. Recent history is replete with instances of dead or suffering children changing public perception. Just a couple of instances: The image itself has the power to change perceptions. It is what is framing a debate today. It is newsworthy. And the Statesman would have done its readers a disservice had it opted not to publish it.
    8 points
  13. It's Dallas. They paid $400 and told everybody they paid $128k.
    7 points
  14. Wife had to use my car today to drive to Round Rock while I took her car in for an oil change. Round Rock is 15 minutes away from us. In that 30 minute round-trip drive she changed all my Sirius XM pre-set stations to what she has them set to in her car. All 9 of them. Also, the AC was on FULL FUCKING BLAST when I turned the car on but all the vents were shut.
    7 points
  15. I think this means he chose us?
    6 points
  16. Well, to be fair, their white students are pretty ignorant, too.
    6 points
  17. Roberts: We are leaving this up to the individual voters to elect leaders or pass constitutional amendments in their states to remedy partisan gerrymandering. Missouri: Passes anti-gerrymandering initiative in November 2018 with 62% of the vote Missouri Legislature: Fuck you, we're repealing it. Fuck off Roberts.
    6 points
  18. Can't just post the trailer without injecting political faggotry in it can you?
    6 points
  19. Lets have a better day today people. Yesterday was a brutal read.
    6 points
  20. 6 points
  21. Voted republican since Reagan, jumping on the Buttigieg ticket in 2020.
    5 points
  22. Somewhere Gary Hart is saying "come the fuck on, man!"
    5 points
  23. This has gone on long enough. Can we cut the cheese talk?
    5 points
  24. I still can’t believe the most ethical person in the Trump cabinet outside of Mattis was the CEO of Exxon.
    5 points
  25. Lmao... Demas went from loving Texas and not even considering aggy to committing to them on his first visit there. Also, he had FWK running his recruitment. He was bought and they are going to write a fat fucking check to Evans to get him to stay instate. Evans knows this game and not only is he playing it for himself, he’s also getting his buddy George paid. Remember his quote “who is going to show Damien love”. He was adamant that he will not go a school that doesn’t show Damien love... aka... I want my boy to get a bag of money also if you want me. Also, he’s going to bama but it really would not shock me one bit if he ends up at aggy. They’ll over pay if they need to. This is one of the dirtiest recruitments in Texas and everyone warned us from a get go that it would be a crazy ride. Let’s pray Bijan picks us and that USC and OSU have terrible years, but not too terrible in USC’s case.
    5 points
  26. Since there's nothing to talk about today so far, might as well get the obligatory Devo update:
    5 points
  27. Okay, well, it sounds like maybe you don't think the real recruiting rankings are the friends we’ve made along the way...
    5 points
  28. She could I dunno, not fucking shrug at another corroborated and credible rape accusation? She could open a fucking impeachment inquiry in a timely manner to get more legal weight behind their subpoenas to actually investigate trump, rather than trying to delay/time it for maximum political damage while the country is being dragged deeper every single fucking day. We have fucking concentration camps on the border. We have historic and unprecedented levels of obstruction of legitimate (and in some cases, constitutionally mandated) congressional investigations. We have so many things wrong that she could at least be shining a light on or digging up. We saw how much she can do to bend people to her will when it was about consolidating power to win the speakership again. And now, she's fucking powerless to do more than just shrug at all of this? Fuck that.
    5 points
  29. the narrative around Beto is bullshit. you could say shit about Warren how she let the conversation go and didn't jump in there on important topics like the leader of the free world should. people are making fun of Booker for being vapid too. Some could say Klobuchar was a wet blanket, Tulsi doesn't know her ABC's as she almost mucked up LGBTQ like Tim Kaine almost did at the HRC national dinner the year he ran with Hillary. You could say Castro was borderline autistic as he quoted statutes "BUT SECTION 1325!!! WOULD YOU REPEAL SECTION 1325!!!??" - he hijacked immigration like the over eager school kid that has to be the one with his hand in the air every single question, and you could do this shit to every one of the candidates. But the truth is, the media loves coming at Beto he is in a serious negative cycle that no one will call bullshit. His "re-write immigration laws in our own image" is a line he goes to a lot. but it's also after he says honor asylum requests which is the bulk of the "illegal" immigration we are dealing with right now. It's after he talks about DACA, path to citizenship, and after he talks about how to deal with detention centers. He also had the fucking balls to tell Castro - if we reform immigration, it's not too much to ask people to follow our laws. Fuck Castro, if we have fair and sensible immigration reform, yeah it should be a crime to cross illegally. Now don't separate families because of it, but black list the adults crossing and send them back. Beto spoke well several times, no one spends much time talking about it. I think Beto, Warren and Booker could beat Trump. I'll take any of those three.
    5 points
  30. Some of the people here defending trump and/or making excuses on the previous pages for purposely separating children and punishing them in these concentration camps should completely be ashamed of themselves. It's quite obvious you guys lack common decency? These are human beings and kids. We all have different views but this is unacceptable and ban worthy in my opinion. Seriously... fuck you guys.
    5 points
  31. Gotdam y'all are a bunch of bitches melting down over 9.95 bullshit, what a fucking beating this thread has become to follow. And over what exactly? Recruiting is a long game. No single recruitment is going to make or break us. Get some fucking perspective. Fuck you all, good night.
    5 points
  32. The act that was on the stage tonight is exactly what got Trump elected. Tim Kaine: Me amo Tim Kaine, buenos noche. Its got nothing to do with racism or bigotry its about leftists treating most of America like fucking idiots. On display here every minute since the 2016 election.
    5 points
  33. LOL. Take notice of what? This is ridiculous. Back to back top 5 classes and the football team is winning again. I’m sure CDC is on the edge of his seat checking where Kelee Ringo is going. Give me a break. Following recruiting is like following your 401k. You should really not even pay attention to it besides adding money to it. Check it like a few times a year, not every single day. The overall obsession over recruiting in this country has gotten out of hand. 90% of Texas fans are chilling after the sugar bowl win and excited for the next season while the rest are melting down in June over teenage kids.
    5 points
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