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Showing content with the highest reputation on 09/17/19 in Posts

  1. You are delusional. They was no explosion. It's not possible. Go look into the core yourself.
    18 points
  2. 16 points
  3. What do you expect? The religious right spent decades preaching a version of Christianity that has almost nothing to do with the teachings of Jesus. Most “Christians” in this country now truly believe they are following Jesus’s message by stockpiling guns, hoarding material trinkets, and sticking it to the poor and downtrodden. Anyone who’s actually read the Gospels and gives a shit about what Jesus allegedly taught would understand that right-wing politics are un-Christian and that Trump is an antichrist. Funny that those who most proudly wear the name “Christian” also most forcefully reject Christ’s teachings. At this point, the most prominent characteristic of American Christianity is not charity or humility or kindness. It’s cognitive dissonance.
    11 points
  4. Can you zoom out a little? I can’t quite see aggy.
    11 points
  5. 10 points
  6. You read that correctly. Texas has not won four consecutive games on its home field since 2009. That could all change starting this weekend. Texas plays four more home games this season, starting with Okie State. Meanwhile, Oklahoma State is the proud owner of both an active 4 game winning streak against Texas, the longest current streak, and a 4 game winning streak inside DKR, also active. We can piss and moan about the 2015 rip-off from the refs all we'd like. I don't dispute that it legitimately looked like a rigged game, and the analytics certainly back it up. That said, one game shouldn't matter for a proud program like Texas. We're at a point now where other people can credibly make an argument that the fucking Okie Staters have lately owned the Texas Longhorns, and that we're paying them rent every month for using DKR, since they own that too. They didn't even need T Boone Fucking Pickens to buy it. While this debacle has been unfolding for Texas, Oklahoma State has been flexing as nothing more than above average at a national level. They had an outstanding 2011 season, but have generally otherwise existed to validate OU when OU needs a whipping boy late in the season in order to beef up their playoff resume. So is Texas back? To me, no outcome this season matters more to validating Sam Ehlinger's Sugar Bowl claim than the game this weekend. Beat Oklahoma State the way you should, and make all the claims you want. Lose to the okies, a-fucking-gain, and no one but the most nauseating apologists can claim that Texas is anything but a continued enigma, or worse. So what are we facing, really? Oklahoma State has faced 3 teams this season: -Oregon State - 1-2 - Losers to both OSU and Hawaii, Oregon State just rolled an FCS nobody in Cal Poly. Once you account for fending off Stefen Djordjevic, Cal Poly has nothing for any opponent. Oregon State is hot buttered trash and they'll wind up 2-10 this season. -McNeese State - 2-1 - Winners against the mighty Southern Jaguars and Alcorn State Braves, McNeese State hasn't had this much fun beating the shit out of black people since forced desegregation hit Louisiana in the 1980's. This is another program that shouldn't even be appearing on a P5 program's fucking schedule. -Tulsa - 1-2 - Tulsa beat San Jose State. They'll likely stumble into another couple of wins this seasons simply because the majority of their remaining opponents lack the funding for technology that would enable film review, and therefore an understanding of the rudimentary requirements necessary for shutting down the Air Veer offense, or whatever the fuck all of the Briles disciples are calling their O these days. In short, Oklahoma State is the softest 3-0 in the country. They've played no one, and they've struggled to beat two of the three no-ones they've faced. Gundy always put forth a strong offensive game plan, and this weekend will be no exception. Undoubtedly, he's going to do whatever he can to enable Wallace to get open in space. Todd Orlando and his DB coaches are fucking idiots when it comes to early season personnel choices, so of course Wallace will inevitably torch our defense for 200+ yards receiving and 3 TDs. This is a given. Nonetheless, the rest of the offense has questions. Chuba Hubbard is a solid TB. He's putting up Heisman numbers because he's played no one. Texas will sell out, as they should, to stop the running game and make OSU one dimensional. The OSU Oline has looked good, but they've been working against defenses that mattered only from the perspective that they had mass and took up space. No one has stepped up as a real receiving threat behind Wallace. There is no old school badass Okie State-esque TE threat to provide headaches. Spencer Sanders is an athletic QB but he's young and manageable as a defense. So while I expect OSU to put up some points, this isn't the OSU offense from seasons' past that Texas is facing, and Texas is OSU's first test of any sort. OSU shouldn't score more than 30 points this weekend and if they do, Orlando should be fired attempting to enter the locker room after the game. Defensively, and there's already a thread covering this for these guys, but Oklahoma State's defense is absolute shit. They forced 2 turnovers against McNeese State and have done nothing otherwise. They haven't been facing great OLs and great offenses, either. They have 6 sacks on the season, 3 of which came against Tulsa. Oklahoma State's front 7 is weak and should be exploited in the run game. The secondary is the strength of their defense, but it's not scary. It's basically just better than the garbage in front of it at DL and LB. In the past, OSU always seemed to have random 2nd-5th round picks sprinkled into their defense, and they lack that this season. This is a defense that should be exposed for big gains in both the running and passing game by Texas. Texas should be good for at least 40 in this game and I could see 50, easily. Anything less than that is a choke by the offensive staff. Special Teams-wise, OSU has put up pedestrian numbers so far. There's nothing interesting going on with OSU at punter, kicker, KR, or PR. It's just an overall mediocre set of numbers coming from this group through 3 games. Ultimately, Texas owes Oklahoma State a fucking beatdown. This would be a good time to deliver one. OSU is a paper tiger coming in, and they're not going to be a great team this year. It would be good to set a tone heading into the Big 12 schedule that says that Texas is Back, baby!, but honestly, given the dominance OSU has shown over Texas during this past decade, give me a fucking win. There's no excuse for that not to happen. Stop the embarrassment. Take back DKR.
    9 points
  7. 9 points
  8. Solid reaction to Juwan Mitchell passing him up on the depth chart. Way to put in the hours.
    9 points
  9. Obviously, he didn’t have him.
    8 points
  10. These people have absolutely figured out that they can invoke Jesus/Christ/Christianity into anything and be rewarded for it. The rewards can be monetary, publicity, employment, legal, etc., but they (Republicans) can be the most despicable, evil, hateful, bigoted sacks of dirty blown out assholes on the planet and have all their bad words/actions be washed away under the guise of Christ. The downfall of religion cannot come soon enough.
    8 points
  11. Dear Athletic director of a major university, I scheduled my wedding during football season. Can you please schedule the football game which will be attended by 100,000 people around my wedding. Sincerely, Stupid fucking entitled bitch cunt who must be marrying a spineless douchebag
    7 points
  12. From SEC Rant: https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/8-types-of-ships-in-the-sec-right-now/85422189/ 8 Types of Ships in the SEC Right Now tFlagship: Arkansas tShips of the Line: Alabama, Georgia, LSU tFrigates: Florida, Auburn tBrigantines: Kentucky, USC, Mississippi State tSchooners: Vanderbilt (odd for a Commodore), Missouri, Ole Miss tJunks: Tennessee tGayPartyCruise: A&M
    7 points
  13. ^^ South Austin’s epitaph Did I do that right?
    7 points
  14. Yeah. I'm tired of the silent charade. It's not helpful for getting to an actual count of what's on the radar going forward with this class.
    7 points
  15. Is a pizza boy insulted when a pool boy calls him out?
    7 points
  16. Trying to seize the moment. Shake things up.
    7 points
  17. and who are all the ultra-qualified people on "the list". @TahoeHorn you've been catching a lot of shit, but not as much as you deserve. You're a fucking fraud. You've always been a fucking fraud. You're intellectually dishonest, and you're an idiot to boot. Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life.
    6 points
  18. May god have mercy on your soles!
    6 points
  19. Having a rough few days, sort of. I've known for some years that my eyesight was failing prematurely and it's gotten to the point that I am going to have to make some difficult decisions soon. I am going to outlive my eyesight. Doc says I've got from a few months to a couple of years before I will be blind, that the lights are going to go out completely. They have already in one eye and the "good" eye is failing rather quickly. I cannot imagine dealing with these sort of life changes if I were an active alcoholic. Ignoring them while active in my addiction is what led in no small part to my current predicament. Wish me luck!
    6 points
  20. Which team are you a fan of? I know it’s not Texas.
    6 points
  21. Sheeet, they don’t just believe him. They ameliorate his already baseless and absurd claims. Example, Loochi pointed towards 2021 as “the year” early on, right? Then those dumbfucks ran with that, and now it’s 2020 as a playoff and beat bama year. The dude lights a match and those dumb fucks grab it and run into a dynamite factory, without fail. And when the delusions explode, the masses have already turned on Fran/Sherman/sumlin/etc so they’re too busy castigating that target to pay any attention to Loochi in the background Case McCoying the fucking rubble. He really does have the best business model around. Give the Aggies credit, while science is lagging behind, those sheep fucking retards have mastered a perpetual motion engine. But in typical Aggie fashion it does nothing for the rest of humanity. Well, that’s not entirely true, it is amusing in spurts I guess.
    6 points
  22. For my first post on Surly, I have two entries that happened this week. Last week, she flew to Orlando for a conference and was gone Tuesday-Friday. Her plane landed in Denver Friday around 5:30 and I texted her a bit later asking if she wanted us to wait on her for dinner or if I should feed the kids. Figured she should be back down to the Springs by 7:30. Got a text back from her around 6:30 that said "Don't wait, I can't find my car". She had forgotten where she parked and had to call the emergency service in the lot to come help her...she was about 6 rows away. Then I was watching football over the weekend and she came down to watch for a bit. Commercial for the new Will Smith movie "Gemini Man" came on. "They really found someone that looks exactly like Will Smith". Had to explain that he plays both parts.
    5 points
  23. Thanks to Cajun's investment advice, I just loaded up on these.... HA HA!
    5 points
  24. 5 points
  25. Insert some sort of YOU'RE A TERRIBLE LAY joke here
    4 points
  26. 4 points
  27. Colin cowherd just stated on his show the there are 7 brands in college football: Texas, ou, Alabama, USC, Ohio State, Michigan, and Notre Dame. cue Agricultural outrage in 3...2...,
    4 points
  28. 4 points
  29. Omeire isn’t going to flip until the last minute. He likes to take things slow.
    4 points
  30. I've you've ever eaten there then you can actually taste that picture.
    4 points
  31. No they fucking don't. Your shtick is fucking old and tired. Is OSU going to score points? Yes. Does our defense have issues? Yes. Does OSU have three NFL wide receivers, and a senior QB that is going to be dropping fucking dimes all day, as well as a defense full of NFL talent? Fuck no they don't. We should stomp a fucking mudhole into these mother fuckers. Immediately after the mudhole there should be a public douching of Satyanash to cleanse him of this god damn vaginal syndrome that he can't help but queef up on these boards repeatedly.
    4 points
  32. Not one mention of this troll job by LHN?
    4 points
  33. Through three games, Sam is 82/112 for a 73% completion rate. Has has thrown for 956 yds, 11TDs and 0 INTs. I think Sam should starts.
    4 points
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