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  1. He can go fuck himself. It’s a shittier education by far and we’re about to put a low 3 star OL into the first round of the draft. Clearly he didn’t even try to lobby for his alma mater. I hope when the pearly gates open, Blake’s father is there to punch him in the fucking mouth.
    32 points
  2. Her: Remember when we used to play badminton over at my moms? Me: No. We never played badminton. Her: Yes, we used to play all the time, my mom had a set. Me: Never happened. Her: Yes it did, we played all the time! Me: It wasn't me. Who the hell are you thinking about? Her: Stop. We did! Me: (realizing who I'm talking to) Wait, what do you think badminton is? Her: It's the game with chips it comes in a little case. Me: That's BACKGAMMON!!! Her: Remember when we used to play backgammon?
    32 points
  3. He’d point to Marco Rubio
    24 points
  4. They play for a private school in Fort Worth.
    24 points
  5. So they didn't want to come to Texas because Herman is an asshole, but they are going to go play for Saban?
    17 points
  6. This is the good Football Board content. Pure, uncut shit.
    14 points
  7. Nobody disagrees with that. It's the idea Hand has been a below average recruiter based on his body of work. That's just your normal Bruh Man bullshit that rightfully gets called out for. In '20 Hand landed Majors, Gerth, Parr, and Karric. All blue-chips and 3 top 300 composite recruits (and I think Karic might be the best out of the group). In '19 Hand landed Johnson, Hookfin, Shepherd, and Tyler. 3 more blue-chips and 3 top 300 composite recruits. That doesn't even include the grad transfers. If you think that's a "below average recruiter" you're just a fucking idiot.
    14 points
  8. Now fill the bed of the red truck with 130,000 corpses.
    14 points
  9. those 2022 and 2023 Alabama games are going to be fucking nuts and if you think Herman is an asshole now, just wait until he brings the full force of his spiteful rage.
    14 points
  10. She must have been thinking about her old boyfriend 's shuttlecock
    14 points
  11. carrington emoji coming soon
    14 points
  12. Tried to eat enchiladas at Dart Bowl today. Line was bananas Got two games in as well as two Fire Eagles and a shot of Tequila. Bowled shitty. Who cares. Tipped Janet the bartender a cool $250 on the way out because she’s a badass. Also bought a souvenir. Went to Crown & Anchor and got a bacon jalapeño cheeseburger for late lunch, which I ate in my car. Bacon was a little DuckOfDeath’d but it ate fine. Now I’m at home drinking another fire eagle with my sausage fingers. Wish I wasn’t “celebrating” the end of Dart Bowl. But it was a good Thursday anyway. Edit: didn’t know where else to put this post. For some reason this felt like the right place.
    13 points
  13. Nahlin is a fuckface if he's going to start praising Baylor's current OL class. Fuck that guy. Before we go on let's just get this shit right out of the way. Hayden Conner is a fucking grown ass man and has beaten down some of the best DL in the country on film and at camps in 1:1. Baylor's highest rated OL is a guy that plays 3A football for a team that doesn't know what the forward pass is and has spent his time pushing around 155 pound kids from Shiner. Their only other OL is a super high effort Georgetown kid from a good family who has a VERY limited frame and is super unlikely to ever be able to carry enough weight to be a P5 OL. Someone should shit directly on Nahlin for that whiny ass bullshit.
    13 points
  14. Let’s be clear: if your AGI is under, say, 300K a year, nobody is talking about you. If you stand to inherit less than $5 million (under even the most extreme AOC-ish plans)in 2020 dollars indexed to inflation, nobody is talking about you. You can click out of this thread knowing your tax rates, in a worst case scenario, might go back to pre 2017 levels. We are ‘t talking about Bezos and Buffett in a sense, we are talking about a whole class of leveraged up hedge fund bro’s who are robbing all of us blind. Just to start. Stop acting like this is about you, and just admit you don’t want certain of your fellow Americans to get a hand up. Just own it.
    12 points
  15. Hearing that Luke Brock is going to be scout team running back all season this year.
    11 points
  16. And read this fucking quote from the president and tell me this isn’t at the core of what infuriates people. “I didn’t make a comment,” Trump responded. “I reposted a tweet that a lot of people feel. But all I am doing is making a comment. I’m just putting somebody’s voice out there. There are many voices. There are many people that think we shouldn’t do this kind of testing, because all we do, it’s a trap.” This sorry bastard does not have one iota of a clue of the responsibility that his office holds. There is no reasonable way to defend this man. Fuck him and every supporter he has.
    11 points
  17. Actually Carl initially said that the Brockermeyer brothers were going to commit to 'Bama after Kendrick Blackshire. Then Carl reported he had news - which I took to mean new developments - and that involved OL recruits (including the Brockermeyer brothers) either re-entering or engaging more in a group chat with current players/commits. Be careful, you don't want to become one of @hornfromdallas's fuccbois now, do you?
    11 points
  18. Just gonna drop this one here:
    10 points
  19. Holy shit. Not only are the Brocks not going to Texas, they are actively recruiting our committed QB to Alabama. Fuck. Blake.
    10 points
  20. i forgot to post this 2 days ago but where is that fucc boi who called me out about my blackshire/brock bros bama news apologize to carl right now the kid was going to commit on the day i said he would but his mom asked him to change last minute https://twitter.com/KendrickBlacks1/status/1283219148684824582
    10 points
  21. Just imagining some mouth breathing Trump idiot visiting a home, looking at the LED lights, and under their breath muttering "fuckin liberals".
    9 points
  22. this actually isn't a bad idea. Who would write the questions we could rotate the questions once per week (those who have access keep access). It won't be super automated, but theres definitely a way we can do this and have the recruiting board be a special permission to post in (anyone can view)
    9 points
  23. Now I feel better about my one encounter with Blake in college. It was at Conference Cafe in Lubbock after we had shit the bed vs Tech. We were drinking together at the bar and I said something to the effect of "What the fuck, Blake?!" After narrowly escaping an asskicking, I felt bad about insulting him later after sobering up. Not now. Asshole.
    9 points
  24. I would rather 86 angry people protest outside my house than have 3 cops bust down my door and shoot me dead.
    9 points
  25. I can almost hear a Morrissey song while reading this post.
    8 points
  26. Yes? I feel like you think this is somehow rhetorical, but the answer to that question is yes. I am constantly amazed that people are so surprised that coaches will tell 16 year olds what they want to hear and that it works. The players are literal children. I trick children all the time, it’s super easy.
    8 points
  27. Obviously, the lunatic asylum won out.
    8 points
  28. I don't care that they commit to Bama. I care that they tried to recruit Milroe on a Texas group chat.. FUCK THOSE CUNTS. I won't wish them harm but I aint gonna cry if they blow out a knee or two. FUCKING ASSHOLES.
    8 points
  29. I'll assume you typed this response before it was revealed that some of the accused are aggies.
    8 points
  30. Russia's committed ANOTHER act of war against the US? Ho-hum. What's really important is that loyal patriots buy Goya products, and eat two cans of beans every day for breakfast! Seriously. Global fucking pandemic. Repeated acts of war committed by a country that has the POTUS by his shriveled little balls. Country in rapid economic collapse because it can't handle a pandemic that every other western country has handled. And a party made up of enabling sycophants who allow it all. We're at war, and we've lost. The devastation is and will continue to be incalculable. We will never fully recover from this. I hope it was worth it for y'all "to own the libs, hurr durr!"
    8 points
  31. I remember when the board had a meltdown when Walker Little committed to Stanford. We took 3 star Cosmi, a guy Herman had evaluated very early on at UH. Would anyone here trade Cosmi for Little at this point? Anyone? Cosmi will go higher in the draft. He punked the LSU DL. He punked the Georgia DL. All the scouts watched those games. There’s a reason he’s a top 15 pick. He will go higher than any Bama OL this year. Then you have Kerstetter. Another 3 star that started as a true freshman at RT. He’s one of the best pass blocking players in college football and can play multiple positions. He’s going to get drafted as well. Herman and his staff have done a fantastic job of evaluating OL. Christian Jones was a fucking great take. They flipped Hookfin from Matt Rhule, one of the best evaluators on football. He’s going to be very good in time. It sucks we’re missing out on Tommy. James wouldn’t have half of his power 5 offers if he wasn’t related to Tommy. He’ll never sniff the field. But Texas will always be Texas. We’ll find the next 5 star or we’ll develop the next 3 star into a top 15 pick. Enjoy your Bama degree Brocks. Enjoy being in that shithole and enjoy watching Saban recruit over James. Luke can go fuck right off and go play at a G5 school as well. Blake and his wife should be embarrassed.
    7 points
  32. No way, fuck that. Half of the Clemson board needs to see that Forde tweet so it starts sinking in that it's their orange god's fault that they won't see Lawrence win his second.
    7 points
  33. Texas is 6-1 versus Bama all time. Should be 7-0 and soon to be 8-1. Can’t wait to whip Saban’s ass 2 years straight. Can’t wait for our recruits to knock the Brocks’ dicks in the dirt for 60 fucking minutes.
    7 points
  34. Yeah, about 8 or so months. Hand’s class this year and the Brocks being cunts are actually almost completely independent failures IMO. The Brockermeyers were sucking off Clemson before their S&C guy hurt their widdle feelings. Go look up all the OL draft picks Clemson has sent to the NFL the last decade. Go ahead I’ll wait. And now tell me how wonderful the ACC is versus the Big 12 that theyre shitting all over. They’re parents didn’t push them to Texas, and I won’t speculate what Luke told them, but at the end of the day the parents didn’t stick up for Texas, and then their kids became poisoned.
    7 points
  35. Good time to remind everyone not to tweet at recruits. Indirectly or otherwise
    7 points
  36. I heard the same. I also heard that the hospitals get more money from Covid cases than regular cases so they are just classifying everything as Covid. My wife's cousin's wife just delivered a baby in Amarillo, and I heard the doctor wrote "COVID-19" on the birth certificate in sharpie so that they could get that diagnosis money. So now my third-removed nephew is actually named COVID-19inATX. True story.
    7 points
  37. killing 100 people including your own guitar player seems pretty fucking metal to me
    7 points
  38. Carrington's on it. Already followed him, and Fields is following him and Hutzler.
    7 points
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