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  1. Speaking of Handsome Billy Liucci (as he is known around Texags HQ) which Looch look is your favorite We have Wearing a shirt to the pool while touching wet dudes Looch We have Too many consecutive days at the Dixie Chicken Looch We have Old Glamour Shots that hangs on his moms wall Looch We have I'll just try cocaine once, it should be fine but then it turns into a problem Looch We have Just binge watched Yellowstone, went to Tecovas because Lucchese was too expensive Looch We have Got off the cocaine finally and now I am a youth minister now doing TikTok dances to keep kids off drugs Looch We have Gets told twice a day by the high school nurse to shave his chin but he cant figure out how Looch and finally we have... Need no additional explanation Looch
  2. This was a big tree in the park behind our house: Same tree today:
  3. 24 points
  4. If there was only some evidence from his past that he was a piece of fucking shit.
  5. Good job, @Sbbruin. Today I went in for my supersoldier infusion, and the nurse said "Good news! You get your money back!" No infusion today, or maybe, ever. Turns out we are at the two-year mark, and the Little Monster has been down to pencil eraser size for some time. Doc thinks it's stable, and/or that my own immune system has been trained to smack it around. They are gonna keep me on my pills (Inlyta) for a while yet, and keep monitoring my numbers and giving me regular scans. If my pet comes back to life again, we'll whack it again, maybe with the same stuff. Lot to take in and I'm wary of getting hit by a car. Kinda feels like letting go of the rail at the skating rink.
  6. Roach BTS part 1 (gotta double up your clicks)
  7. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em! WHOOP!!!
  8. Well, let's review the class (spoilered because, while I had fun on this, it got absurdly long):
  9. Jimbo 2024: Can't answer the phone
  10. This city and state need to start investing in basic infrastructure. Which means we need to pay more taxes / higher prices for utilities. There’s no such thing as a free lunch. All the money we saved by not paying to maintain trees around power lines has cost us in inconvenience and hassle. And we end up paying for that tree maintenance eventually. No politics, etc., but this country’s (and especially this state’s) addiction to bare minimum taxes at the expense of basic maintenance have fucked us. It was always myopic, greedy bullshit. Trees over power lines are just the canary in the coal mine. Other neglected infrastructure is rotting on a longer timescale.
  11. This was my chinquapin oak. I loved it.
  12. France needs to tell the IOC that if Russians aren’t gone from Ukraine, then they can either have the games somewhere else or they can tell the Russians they can’t come. Honestly, fuck big international sport at this point, all of them— IOC,FIFA, F1(FIA). They’re mostly PR for dictators now.
  13. Posting a success story. First pic is a repeat from upthread, second is recovery.
  14. Wordle 593 3/6* 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟨🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  15. A tree is down and into the house and chimney. Power has been out for 18 hours now. This is 78704. The city says “what? Huh?”
  16. We did some of that; and it's fucking worse!!!!!!!!!!! I'm 8th generation Texan, born in Austin, dad was born in Pflugerville and mom in Bastrop. In 2014, we bought our "final resting place" in Driftwood. The developer gave me the plats and I drove my F250 through the country to see what area looked like. We choose 2 lots covered w/ mature oaks, a couple of 4 ft diameter (~ 100-150 years old) and about thirty 2-3 ft diameter. The rest of the lot was covered with persimmon, cedars and algarita. We turned the house on the lot to face the line of large oak trees towards the south. The builders who bought 20-30 lots were pissed to holy hell that I got first pick of the lots, the corner with the big trees. We kept it natural, selectively removing small trees and trimming branches to optimize esthetics and habitat for the Hill Country critters. We also did not put in a lawn, because watering a large lot in the Hill Country is STUPID. Until 2 days ago, we enjoyed our little island covered with a canopy of mature oaks, that has served as a mini oasis for whitetail deer. Every spring, we have been blessed with new fawns born here, and every fall, trophy bucks have come by looking for a hookup. That literally came crashing down yesterday and today. These are the same twin trees, 2 years apart. February 2021 February 2023 Yesterday, Feb 1 Today, Feb 2 Every tree I have looks like this. I am crushed. I have no words to describe my emotions this morning.
  17. Wordle 593 3/6 🟩⬛⬛🟩⬛ 🟩⬛⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  18. Wordle 593 3/6* 🟨⬜🟩🟨⬜ 🟩🟨🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  19. Time lapse from my kid's house in Kyle. Video.mov
  20. 12 points
  21. Wordle 593 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #377 2/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜↖️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 ⭐⭐⭐🏙️🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr Daily Quordle 374 8️⃣5️⃣ 9️⃣4️⃣ quordle.com ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟨🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  22. Wordle 593 3/6 🟨⬛🟩🟨⬛ 🟩🟨🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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  24. Wordle 593 3/6 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Not my finest hour Daily Quordle 374 9️⃣6️⃣ 7️⃣8️⃣ quordle.com 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨🟨🟨⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟨🟨🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #377 3/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜⬇️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨↘️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr
  25. Wordle 593 4/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  26. 10 points
    Oh shit, my 10 year old daughter also likes climbing trees, playing video games, wearing pants, and had short hair for a little while. I'm glad I know now not to take her to a doctor any time soon or they might try and sew a dick on her.
  27. Sucker. Had you waited, your trees would have been trimmed for free this week.
  28. 10 points
    I have an Iranian uncle that transitioned sometime back in the early 80's. That side of my family loves him dearly, they don't really talk about it, and it's hard to get much info. He lives in Virginia and I rarely see him but I know he's very happy. But the fucking GUTS it took for him to do that back then. Especially as an Iranian. I've always admired him.
  29. Blue, insurance claims adjuster.
  30. Daughter got her acceptance to Texas on Monday. Couldn’t be more proud of her. She’s wanted to be a longhorn since she could start talking. Her mom and I met at Texas and she’s rooted for Texas her entire life.
  31. Wordle 593 3/6* 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Finally. Think I was on a 3-game losing streak Daily Quordle 374 7️⃣6️⃣ 3️⃣4️⃣ quordle.com ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟨⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #waffle377 5/5 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩⭐🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🔥 streak: 112 🌟 #wafflecenturion wafflegame.net
  32. Wordle 593 4/6 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 374 6️⃣5️⃣ 7️⃣4️⃣ quordle.com ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  33. Wordle 593 5/6 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  34. 10 points
  35. Oy vey Wordle 593 4/6 ⬛🟩🟩🟩⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  36. Wordle 593 3/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  37. A kid from Westlake no-showed his visit? Even if he had car trouble, he could’ve rented a scooter or something.
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