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1 minute ago, HillaryFan420 said:

What are people’s thoughts on Herman’s next stop?  Will he flame out like Charlie or rebound?  

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1 minute ago, HillaryFan420 said:

What are people’s thoughts on Herman’s next stop?  Will he flame out like Charlie or rebound?  

Spec's

1 minute ago, millhouse said:

No it is just fantasy

Speaking of...have any of you ever order from Dr. Wok Chinese food? So about 5 years ago we did at my work. Guy shows up in a gold trans am. Completely restored. with an eagle on the hood. Jumps out. Slides over the hood. Blaring from his car is Aldo's Fantasy. Never seen anything like it ever.

2 minutes ago, HillaryFan420 said:

What are people’s thoughts on Herman’s next stop?  Will he flame out like Charlie or rebound?  

Have UM coming, don’t care.

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Go to Belmont, we will catch him off balance. Do not hesitate, show no mercy

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36 minutes ago, Topper13 said:

They asked for nudes, and this is what you give 'em?

Nice trachea!

5 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

20 minutes and Texas will finally, officially, be knocked out of conference title contention. 

Never been so happy to be losers. 

1 minute ago, HillaryFan420 said:

What are people’s thoughts on Herman’s next stop?  Will he flame out like Charlie or rebound?  

Depends where he ends up and what is expected.  If he goes to Vandy and can win 6-8 games a year and they are happy with that he is golden.  My guess is a school like South Carolina grabs him and he does decent with 3-4 losses a year and the occasional upset.  

3 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

they heard Tom Herman is coming available

Weren't you the one posting upthread that you think he's taken the job already?

12 minutes ago, troph said:

Ok then. Hope you like dick.

 

You are forgetting Dan Jenkins’ rule: if women didn’t have pussies, there’d be a bounty on ‘em.

1 minute ago, The Dog said:

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Oh I guarantee there will be a thread for Herman’s new team next season and it will get plenty of posts, especially if he sucks there. 

Just now, ztejas said:

Weren't you the one posting upthread that you think he's taken the job already?

I've posted I think Meyer has taken the job already if that's what you're referring to. I don't give a shit what happens to Herman

4 minutes ago, Cap33 said:

Cairn terrier?

 yep. that's what the vet said. Believe it or not, I was living in Houston and fond her under my car when I left to went for work. I have no idea where she came from. I put up signs.  she was super little.

9 minutes ago, JohnnyRage said:

Is this real life?

No, it's Surly. It's where everyone is a doctor, a CEO, or knows important people. 

9 minutes ago, millhouse said:

No it is just fantasy

Caught in a landslide

3 minutes ago, HillaryFan420 said:

What are people’s thoughts on Herman’s next stop?  Will he flame out like Charlie or rebound?  

LSU offensive coordinator.

9 minutes ago, Underdog said:

oh yeah?  Well, you don't speak for all of us.  

2,1

Username checks out

2 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Depends where he ends up and what is expected.  If he goes to Vandy and can win 6-8 games a year and they are happy with that he is golden.  My guess is a school like South Carolina grabs him and he does decent with 3-4 losses a year and the occasional upset.  

Shane Beamer is taking the South Carolina job. 

OU and OSU's stadiums are so fucking dangerous. The Big 12 needs to fix that

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

No, it's Surly. It's where everyone is a doctor, a CEO, or knows important people. 

Funny, I am a CEO doctor who happens to be an important people.  Small world.

1 minute ago, alphahorn said:

I've posted I think Meyer has taken the job already if that's what you're referring to. I don't give a shit what happens to Herman

I’m with this guy. 

19 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Look, I am not the girl y’all need nudes from. Y’all are way too picky. And notice too much. Lol. And I’d be proud to call most of u my friends and if we could have a happy hour I would show. That is my almost 16 year old dog Little Bitry with me. Anyway still nursing a broken heart stuff but this thread has made me happier than I can say. Proud to be a part of this palace of degenerate posters. That’s the most current picture I have. And by current I mean a few weeks ago. 

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If I weren't married I'd smash. Plus you love dogs as much as me. 

1 minute ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Funny, I am a CEO doctor who happens to be an important people.  Small world.

I never thought I would meet someone else who holds my same position. Weird. 

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1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

Shane Beamer is taking the South Carolina job. 

OK.  North Carolina then.  Wait, they already have a coach that can under perform with more talent then the other team.  Shit if I know where he goes as long as it's not on the UT sideline anymore I am good.

27 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Speaking of xrays, how many other old fucks sent out for xray glasses you saw advertised in back of comic books?  

 

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Speaking of...have any of you ever order from Dr. Wok Chinese food? So about 5 years ago we did at my work. Guy shows up in a gold trans am. Completely restored. with an eagle on the hood. Jumps out. Slides over the hood. Blaring from his car is Aldo's Fantasy. Never seen anything like it ever.

If you don’t get a number from a badass like that, we will definitely respect you less.
3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

 yep. that's what the vet said. Believe it or not, I was living in Houston and fond her under my car when I left to went for work. I have no idea where she came from. I put up signs.  she was super little.

Had one growing up -- in your neck of the woods (north of Amarillo), actually. Funny dog, but a very good boy.

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I never thought I would meet someone else who holds my same position. Weird. 

Shit, I'm the owner, ceo, cfo and marketer-nurse for any and all companies 

so in the event that Urban keeps Chris Ash here at texas...

Are we Ohio State?

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11 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

20 minutes and Texas will finally, officially, be knocked out of conference title contention. 

Being in contention for a championship this late in the season is a mighty feather in Herman's cap.

5 minutes ago, HillaryFan420 said:

Oh I guarantee there will be a thread for Herman’s new team next season and it will get plenty of posts, especially if he sucks there. 

you're right. I just couldn't resist. :D

SOrry for derailing the thread with my collarbone shit. and stuff.

14 minutes ago, millhouse said:

No it is just fantasy

 

Just now, Filet-o-fish said:

Shit, I'm the owner, ceo, cfo and marketer-nurse for any and all companies 

Glad to do business with you!

8 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Speaking of...have any of you ever order from Dr. Wok Chinese food? So about 5 years ago we did at my work. Guy shows up in a gold trans am. Completely restored. with an eagle on the hood. Jumps out. Slides over the hood. Blaring from his car is Aldo's Fantasy. Never seen anything like it ever.

Wait...  so we have met before then.  Small world. 

1 minute ago, UrbanTheMeyer said:

so in the event that Urban keeps Chris Ash here at texas...

Are we Ohio State?

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 No, we’re Texas.

5 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Depends where he ends up and what is expected.  If he goes to Vandy and can win 6-8 games a year and they are happy with that he is golden.  My guess is a school like South Carolina grabs him and he does decent with 3-4 losses a year and the occasional upset.  

I'm kind of concerned he's going to figure it out at his next stop and we'll wind up with egg on our faces.

I mean, if we get Urban it won't matter.

3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


If you don’t get a number from a badass like that, we will definitely respect you less.

Spoiler alert....I think that might be the ex she keeps referring to

Just now, ztejas said:

I'm kind of concerned he's going to figure it out at his next stop and we'll wind up with egg on our faces.

I mean, if we get Urban it won't matter.

It could happen. The stupid asshole does certain things very well.

2 minutes ago, Xian said:

Guess they are going cheap? 

Out of left field for sure.

3 minutes ago, Rynohorn said:

 

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So if they can do it at night, so can we.

Paid a 15 million dollar buyout when they fired Muschamp so they could end up with Beamer?

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