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1 minute ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Fixed it for you if you want to try real BBQ.

12-14 hours? Holy shit, did you cook those charcoal ribs someone posted a pic of earlier?

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1 minute ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Fixed it for you if you want to try real BBQ.

That's the way they used to do it at Fox's on East 7th.

8 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

RapGameLarry is this decade's Bob Woodward. 

More like this decade's craps milk, but close enough.

48 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

No chance. It’s meaningless. If they can’t play Saturday it’s cancelled 


You are not going to like to hear this. Texas wants to play this game. Even if it means playing on the 19th. 

35 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Fuck. This thread has been so much fun. Better than the best Seinfeld episodes. I am fucking depressed now. Fuck. 🥺

But I feel better seeing you back, it’s been damn near 10 hours for me. Now I know the overnight crew is here!

Important update: I live near the 360 bridge and just saw a beautiful white PJ fly over my house headed in the direction of ABIA. Didn’t get a great look on board, but pretty sure Urban was inside.

Important information: there’s only three things you put on brisket: salt, pepper, and smoke from the slow-burning fire of a well seasoned oak (or pecan).


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Can someone provide a list of the $9.95ers who turned out to be full of shit when Mack, Charlie and Tom were hired?

2 minutes ago, TexasGolf said:

Bust 

 

2 minutes ago, CashMcCoy said:

Shut it down

Spill it

My son has been a Giants fan since he “knew” football, around Junior High days, just to piss me off - being a Cowboys fan!

Wasn’t sad when Colt beat the Boys playing for the Skins, and will only root for him going forward! Ride the wave while you still can -Colt McCoy !!!! Props and Hook’em!

Oh fuck. It’s not happening. It’s all over the pay sites now. 

8 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

 

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Talk about punchable.... I want to shoot my phone.

Just now, Austx said:

Can someone provide a list of the $9.95ers who turned out to be full of shit when Mack, Charlie and Tom were hired?

- All of them

6 minutes ago, wood said:

OK. How? You have some inside info? Just got back, so I haven't read anything but this page.

My info is their names are RapGame Larry, Squid and CedB and their timelines are looking to be wrong and they seem to regurgitate stuff from here. Bullshit meter is pegged. 

I'm not saying it isn't happening I'm just saying they don't know and are guessing like us. 

1 minute ago, Dilligas said:

But I feel better seeing you back, it’s been damn near 10 hours for me. Now I know the overnight crew is here!

Daytime crew is a fucking beating, yo.

13 minutes ago, CosmoDog said:

Never seen so many guys excited about posting their meat.

Welcome to Surly.

Not the night crew I wanted.

Welp.  Pours another

2 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

 

Spill it

Health concerns 

Fucking, fuck fuck. 

Im buying a dozen McRibs and throwing them in the trash. 

15 minutes ago, Octavian said:

Got sent this by a friend who asked Larry if tonight/tomorrow is still the target:

https://imgur.com/a/tG5dThJ

He's hedging. Originally it was after the game, then it was Sunday TH would be let go. Then it was sometime after the game maybe Monday. On top of that, we've heard the issues for Urban are health issues, then it was having total control issues, then it was he has to get his guys or he's not doing it issues. This is like making plans with someone on Friday night and something comes up. I'm getting my hopes down so the fall isn't as far when this doesn't come to pass.

His health issue is real and why he quit coaching a perennial powerhouse that can compete for a title every season. This shouldn’t be a surprise to anyone who has followed Meyer, honestly. 

43 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

I’d like to believe you and have two questions. One, obviously, can you very generally explain how you know this?  Two, why the fuck was he not fired 11/28-12/1 - anywhere in that range?

I don't know it. I'm just saying that if he was a yes, he would announce on our timeline.

Just now, The Ace of Aces said:

His health issue is real and why he quit coaching a perennial powerhouse that can compete for a title every season. This shouldn’t be a surprise to anyone who has followed Meyer, honestly. 

But this has been the case through the whole time. This is just the excuse the university is floating to save face

 

1 minute ago, vtaenz said:

He's hedging. Originally it was after the game, then it was Sunday TH would be let go. Then it was sometime after the game maybe Monday. On top of that, we've heard the issues for Urban are health issues, then it was having total control issues, then it was he has to get his guys or he's not doing it issues. This is like making plans with someone on Friday night and something comes up. I'm getting my hopes down so the fall isn't as far when this doesn't come to pass.

Larry was never legit, Urban or not.  Neither are all the jackass "insiders" at OB and 247

I’ll take apologies from anyone with an ounce of decency

Did they confirm that it’s a no? Or just “not looking good?”

Well left it all out on the field boys. Don’t hang your head because we didn’t land that bitch ass nigga Urban. Hang your head because we are likely Cal Berkley by 2025. 

2 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

My info is their names are RapGame Larry, Squid and CedB and their timelines are looking to be wrong and they seem to regurgitate stuff from here. Bullshit meter is pegged. 

I'm not saying it isn't happening I'm just saying they don't know and are guessing like us. 

So in other words, your bullshit is just as baseless as you claim theirs is. Pretty sure RGL's bet was just over whether UM comes to coach here, and he was never married to a timeline. I can't think of any of them that were married to a timeline.

Just now, Michael Knight said:

so now what?


Herman is our coach until we can find a coach that is close to a sure thing as possible. But if we cannot do that in a few weeks, Herman will coach in 2021. 

27 minutes ago, Topper13 said:

What are you drinking, a Tab?

One thing I’ve learned is you better be real careful posting personal pics on here, some NSA muthafuckers on here. Just ask Nowthis  

His health issue is real and why he quit coaching a perennial powerhouse that can compete for a title every season. This shouldn’t be a surprise to anyone who has followed Meyer, honestly. 
It's not surprising. It's only surprising that this drug out this far and broke down over something known from the start.
Just now, The Ace of Aces said:

His health issue is real and why he quit coaching a perennial powerhouse that can compete for a title every season. This shouldn’t be a surprise to anyone who has followed Meyer, honestly. 

Um, if it is really an issue then why not say that up front like months ago?  Why negotiate for salary, control of the program, etc... if you have health issues and you are going to say "no" anyways.  Doesn't pass the smell test.  Also, if that really is the reason then I do blame CDC for being terrible at his job for the way this played out. 

5 minutes ago, Austx said:

Can someone provide a list of the $9.95ers who turned out to be full of shit when Mack, Charlie and Tom were hired?

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3 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

where the fuck is the booze and guns?

Cheers

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5 minutes ago, Austx said:

Can someone provide a list of the $9.95ers who turned out to be full of shit when Mack, Charlie and Tom were hired?

All of them

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