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"I think I'm done but I'm not sure" is great news for us. Unless Urban is playing 5D chess in his brain, he would probably think he's for sure done if the opportunity had presented itsself and he turned it down. We know texas offered him, which makes it sound like he's not out for sure.

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19 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

 

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9 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

If the whole process was getting too stressful for him an appearance on national TV would have been the perfect opportunity to shut everything down once and for all. Whos ready to split some SEZ suites?

This!  Urban needs time to get everything organized, especially his staff. 

It's happening!!!

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So since this is very much happening how do we want it to go down? 

My vote is he announces at the end of his last Fox broadcast that "You can go to hell -- I'm going to Texas" and walks off the set.

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5 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

i was joking about the 2x perfect vs. 3x perfect.  I believe he is in or out already.  we either gave him what he wanted or we didn't.  he's not going to nickel and dime us and we aren't going to nickel and dime him.

Fuck that thinking man.

Full court press until he’s signed on the dotted line.

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So since this is very much happening how do we want it to go down? 
My vote is he announces at the end of his last Fox broadcast that "You can go to hell -- I'm going to Texas" and walks off the set.

Double birds to Bush and Leinart? I’m in
2 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

Someone queue up Rapgame Larry and Ceddy.......

 

Just now, MNLonghornFUKM said:


Double birds to Bush and Leinart? I’m in

Yep and VY is there grinning to meet him at the door with double birds of his own.

17 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

I'm surprised its not postponed.

Well, now that the Meyer smoke-screen is complete - they can fire Tom and start a 'search' while they wait for Urban to finish making preparations for his arrival in Austin.

Or Plan D -  Fire Tom, hire Urban to conduct the coaching search.

Spoiler

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3 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

So since this is very much happening how do we want it to go down? 

My vote is he announces at the end of his last Fox broadcast that "You can go to hell -- I'm going to Texas" and walks off the set.

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1 minute ago, Sir Ulrich said:

 

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On 12/8/2020 at 12:39 PM, MichaelDicksonFanClub said:

1) Sunday practice canceled 

2) Monday zoom-media presser canceled 

3) tOSU - Michigan canceled, eliminating them from ccg 

4) Kansas - UT canceled 

5) tOSU drops out of top 4

6) Herman fired Sunday

7) Meyer announced the 19th

The stars are aligning and the dominos are falling 

 

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1 hour ago, 6th Street said:

Should have poured directly into the toilet to save time. That's going to come right out of your ass. 

Come on, ice cream!

Get @derpyhorndog to the radio control tower. We know where UM at least as of half an hour ago or more! Let’s get this done! 
 

 

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Get @derpyhorndog to the radio control tower. We know where UM at least as of half an hour ago or more! Let’s get this done! 
 

 

Unless the interview was prerecorded. 

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

Unless the interview was prerecorded. 

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3 minutes ago, MichaelDicksonFanClub said:

6) Herman fired Tuesday

7) Meyer announced Wednesday

I don't the patience for that kind of bullshit, let's go!

this here's what the Urban coming to Texas rumors are

 

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Unless the interview was prerecorded. 

 

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1 hour ago, PantsTent said:

I'd say the Hallettsville/Schulenburg area is pretty authentic.  Plus, they list the sausage ones separate from kolaches, so that makes it correct.

The Kountry Bakery in Hallettsville is pretty damn good. And authentic--their kolaches are . . .  wait for it . . .  fruit.

4 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Unless the interview was prerecorded. 

and he is on the flight to HSB ??

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Spend 9 months looking forward to a limited number of Texas games.

My reaction when one of them gets cancelled:

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Somebody press enhance on the video of the interview and see what time either of their watches said. Geezus, day crew. Get it together!

Urban gave us a huge clue.

He said it has to be perfect, perfect perfect!

Shelly Meyer liked Matthew McConaughey 

what does MM always say? Alright, Alright, Alright!

launch the website , Urban Meyer Texas Football Forevermore!

I think UM wants us to chase him and track him. Lol. Just kidding. Hopefully, we can put together what he needs to make him our next HC! 

12 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

Fuck that thinking man.

Full court press until he’s signed on the dotted line.

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I would hope we gave him what he wanted as long as it wasn't something completely crazy as it relates to salaries.  I'm talking like 20M a year and paying OC/DC 4-5M a year. facilities should be easy as we need to do that anyway.  control and doing similar to Bama on all the extra folks shouldn't be an issue either.  

The performance bonuses is a good way to get around a huge up front salary.

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The Big 10 championship game has OSU and is on Fox, so I wouldn’t expect anything before then

4 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

DAY CREW BRINGING IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

 

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3 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

Urban gave us a huge clue.

He said it has to be perfect, perfect perfect!

Shelly Meyer liked Matthew McConaughey 

what does MM always say? Alright, Alright, Alright!

launch the website , Urban Meyer Texas Football Forevermore!

lulz

4 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

Urban gave us a huge clue.

He said it has to be perfect, perfect perfect!

Shelly Meyer liked Matthew McConaughey 

what does MM always say? Alright, Alright, Alright!

launch the website , Urban Meyer Texas Football Forevermore!

She did?

3 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

Wtf is the Defector?

Where all the deadapin people went after the new buyer basically fired errybody

Good grief everyone is fired up about about Meyer’s comments, but they could easily be interpreted as he looked at Texas and didn’t like the situation, just like the rumors indicated a week ago. He could be waiting for USC to open up, etc.

1 hour ago, Chili dog said:

No Texan would use the word, “cola,” unless quoting a yankee halfwit. Not only are all “colas” cokes, but damn near any non-alcoholic carbonated beverage is a coke. It’s like jello, kleenex or xerox. It’s a generic term to describe an entire subset of similar products. 
 

Fucking “cola...”

Spot on, guvna.

so now that the season is officially over, why is herman still employed?

Just now, Dbeasy said:

Good grief everyone is fired up about about Meyer’s comments, but they could easily be interpreted as he looked at Texas and didn’t like the situation, just like the rumors indicated a week ago. He could be waiting for USC to open up, etc.

Day crew. 

2 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

DAY CREW BRINGING IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Do you feel the shift in the force

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Day crew bringing the F’ing hammer.

Us night crew folks are gonna have to step the hell up tonight.

17 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

So since that flight is already in the air, any chance the Cowherd segment was pre-taped? 

 

7 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Unless the interview was prerecorded. 

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5 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

Urban gave us a huge clue.

He said it has to be perfect, perfect perfect!

Shelly Meyer liked Matthew McConaughey 

what does MM always say? Alright, Alright, Alright!

launch the website , Urban Meyer Texas Football Forevermore!

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Has anyone offered to donate Shelly a Surly Treefiddy account for free yet?

7 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

 

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Always gets a laugh from me. Every fucking time. 

2 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Good grief everyone is fired up about about Meyer’s comments, but they could easily be interpreted as he looked at Texas and didn’t like the situation, just like the rumors indicated a week ago. He could be waiting for USC to open up, etc.

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6 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

Urban gave us a huge clue.

He said it has to be perfect, perfect perfect!

Shelly Meyer liked Matthew McConaughey 

what does MM always say? Alright, Alright, Alright!

launch the website , Urban Meyer Texas Football Forevermore!

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