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Obviously the press has failed to focus on the positive aspects of snatching a three year old away from his/her parents, leaving them to cry and scream all, all alone. 

That is still one of the most evil and vile things trump has done. Nazi level shit right there. 

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2 hours ago, GRHorn said:

Surprised none of the Jeb fans or Centrists here shared this:

 

So Jeb credits DOTUS' policies for the economy, then immediately says we need to do the opposite of Trump's policies?  Ok.

3 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

How can you have no chin AND a double chin?

You gotta use the quadratic equation for that shit.

 

The article he was bullied to take down was a report on a second Playboy Model that Dotard was banging and AMI paid out to cover up.

3 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

The article he was bullied to take down was a report on a second Playboy Model that Dotard was banging and AMI paid out to cover up.

He should call Avenati.  This thing is about to go class action, apparently.  \

 

I'm sure the VP will be right along to hold DOTUS accountable

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Young Kirsten Powers. humina humina

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1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Bro, do they even know how to confirmation bias?

9 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Well, they're a cult, so....

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1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

 

How many times has he copied and pasted this one now?

I think most of the country treats him like Glen the coffee shop manager (Ed O'Neill) from Wayne's World.  He starts spouting his inane bullshit on twitter and it's just like "right Glen" and we all move on with our day.  I hope someone understands what I'm saying because Glen is a very underrated character.

Maybe if you frame it in a Patrick Dempsey metaphor ... ;)

10 minutes ago, Nope said:

How many times has he copied and pasted this one now?

That’s a Trump Bingo in one tweet.

1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

That’s a Trump Bingo in one tweet.

Dirty dossier > fraudulent dossier

The Dossier came out before Trump was President, and it’s so fake Trump is still talking about it 20 moths later. 

Really makes you wonder...

In unrelated news, this will likely be John Kelly’s last week.  His one year anniversary is Tuesday 

 

I like how he always capitalizes "Angry Democrats". 

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

I like how he always capitalizes "Angry Democrats". 

a new Broadway show. I'm surprised Kelly is on the way out as he seemed to be a Perma-Enforcer hard core tough guy. Sad! 

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

I like how he always capitalizes "Angry Democrats". 

I saw them open for the Butthole Surfers back in '86.

57 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Thou dost protest too much. If he had nothing to hide he probably should stop talking about the investigation. 

In all seriousness, imagine you were under a very public criminal investigation.  Is there any conceivable reason why you would constantly attack the guy investigating you, other than that you are so guilty that there's no way he doesn't nail you, so your only play is to discredit him? 

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36 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

In unrelated news, this will likely be John Kelly’s last week.  His one year anniversary is Tuesday 

 

Does anyone believe he turned down Mueller to head the FBI?

1 minute ago, Message Board User said:

Does anyone believe he turned down Mueller to head the FBI?

Well, apparently 91% of his hard core supporters do.

10 minutes ago, Mojo Hand said:

In all seriousness, imagine you were under a very public criminal investigation.  Is there any conceivable reason why you would constantly attack the guy investigating you, other than that you are so guilty that there's no way he doesn't nail you, so your only play is to discredit him? 

or you're just retarded

2 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

or you're just retarded

Yeah, Trump just attacks everyone who is either mean to him or might be mean to him. He could be completely innocent of everything and he would still attack Mueller because his brain is just a pile of steaming dog vomit.

 

1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

He’s gonna pardon errbody isn’t he?

Yep.

Before this is over, pardons will be dispensed in the following fashion:

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11 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

He’s gonna pardon errbody isn’t he?

If he does, the Republican Party will pay dearly.

So I hope he does.

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

 

This point may have already been made but....

Being angry, having ulterior motives and being wrong aren't the same thing.  My kids do something almost daily that makes me angry and I address that because they need to do better and because I want what's best for them. Imagine escaping accountability because what you've done made someone angry.  Utter nonsense.  

7 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

If he does, the Republican Party will pay dearly.

So I hope he does.

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2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

If he does, the Republican Party will pay dearly.

So I hope he does.

While there are people who identify and align themselves with the Republican party who are committed to preserving the Constitution and things that are ethically/morally correct the party as a whole is likely (and rightfully) to be disbanded as a RICO following the conclusion of everything going on right now. Men such as Robert Mueller have proven themselves to set aside any political motivation and do what's best for the country.

Were I in his shoes and I discovered evidence that people who I'd previously been aligned with in some way were perverting everything we collectively stand for, I would want to ensure the mess was cleaned up and justice is served irrespective of any ideological views shared with any person found to be engaged in illegal activity.

At this point, party lines don't really mean shit when the entire Republic is under siege and threatened to the extent that we currently face.

I think Mueller has done a good job so far of illustrating how many fucks he doesn’t give about political partisanship.

I always enjoy how Trump assumes personal grudges are held for decades and are the motivation behind every action. 

Quite the projection there. 

34 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

So....Trump has told us Ivanka is a brilliant business leader, who just so happened not to know what was going on with tens of millions of dollars.

7 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

So....Trump has told us Ivanka is a brilliant business leader, who just so happened not to know what was going on with tens of millions of dollars.

As someone who often loses change between the couch cushions, I can identify.  Keeping track of money is hard.

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