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Slorch - do you have a smaller than average penis?

Your posts scream “tiny penis”.

But don’t fret - your lack of success with women has nothing to do with your inadequacies in that area!

It’s because you’re an angry freak of a man. That’s a scent that never washes off.

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14 minutes ago, slorch said:

On no medication. 

 

the butthurt in here is going cost Surly a subscriber. 

 

In all seriousness, I am not attacking anyone or starting shit. 

 

I still get threatened(LMFAO) with neg. I will not donate or subscribe until the issue is fixed. And maybe that's cool with Surly...

 

WTF ever. 

Uh. If you're not going to donate because people are mean to you on the political board then the butthurt is with you. Who gives a shit if they threaten you with neg? You have to be at -100 to be banned. 

9 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Uh. If you're not going to donate because people are mean to you on the political board then the butthurt is with you. Who gives a shit if they threaten you with neg? You have to be at -100 to be banned. 

Exactly you are not in danger, Slorch. I suspect you are mad because you showed your ass a lot today and people called you an ass clown because of it. The butthurt is totally coming from you.

25 minutes ago, slorch said:

On no medication. 

 

the butthurt in here is going cost Surly a subscriber. 

 

In all seriousness, I am not attacking anyone or starting shit. 

 

I still get threatened(LMFAO) with neg. I will not donate or subscribe until the issue is fixed. And maybe that's cool with Surly...

 

WTF ever. 

I've not negged you.

I've thought very, very negatively OF you.

There's a difference, you sad little man.

I'll subscribe in Slorch's place so that takes care of that threat. 

I didn't even know that subscribing was a thing until slorch threatened to not subscribe. Going to subscribe now. Good job, slorch, thanks :D

We need to take all "Well YOU just might lose a customer, sir!" Americans and put them in fucking re-education camps. Might be the most annoying demographic going.

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8 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

America fuckin' rules

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33 minutes ago, slorch said:

On no medication. 

 

the butthurt in here is going cost Surly a subscriber. 

 

In all seriousness, I am not attacking anyone or starting shit. 

 

I still get threatened(LMFAO) with neg. I will not donate or subscribe until the issue is fixed. And maybe that's cool with Surly...

 

WTF ever. 

You’re about to start a thread called little bobby stoops and his top ten dumbass things he said or did or something like that, aren’t you? 

Oh now I remember. Top ten little bobby stoops meltdowns. Slorch is taking that route. 

12 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

America fuckin' rules

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They can't wait for purge night. 

8 minutes ago, Red Five said:

2,4,1,3

Now or 20 year ago?

47 minutes ago, slorch said:

On no medication. 

 

the butthurt in here is going cost Surly a subscriber. 

 

In all seriousness, I am not attacking anyone or starting shit. 

 

I still get threatened(LMFAO) with neg. I will not donate or subscribe until the issue is fixed. And maybe that's cool with Surly...

 

WTF ever. 

No one cares

Oh, now I understand.  It's Russian asbestos.  Didn't understand why at first.  

Jeesus! From that article:

If the bureaucracy resists the trio’s wishes, Perlmutter has a powerful ally: The President of the United States. Trump and Permutter regularly talk on the phone and dine together when the president visits Mar-a-Lago. “On any veterans issue, the first person the president calls is Ike,” another former official said. Former administration officials say that VA leaders who were at odds with the Mar-A-Lago crowd were pushed out or passed over. Included, those officials say, were the secretary (whose ethical lapses also played a role), deputy secretary, chief of staff, acting under secretary for health, deputy under secretary for health, chief information officer, and the director of electronic health records modernization.

At times, Perlmutter, Moskowitz and Sherman have created headaches for VA officials because of their failure to follow government rules and processes. In other cases, they used their influence in ways that could benefit their private interests. They say they never sought or received any financial gain for their advice to the VA.

The arrangement is without parallel in modern presidential history. The Federal Advisory Committee Act of 1972 provides a mechanism for agencies to consult panels of outside advisers, but such committees are subject to cost controls, public disclosure and government oversight. Other presidents have relied on unofficialkitchen cabinets,” but never before have outside advisers been so specifically assigned to one agency. During the transition, Trump handed out advisory roles to several rich associates, but they’ve all since faded away. The Mar-a-Lago Crowd, however, has deepened its involvement in the VA.

Damnit i had to unignore slorch to remind myself why i had him on ignore in the forst place

On no medication. 
 
the butthurt in here is going cost Surly a subscriber. 
 
In all seriousness, I am not attacking anyone or starting shit. 
 
I still get threatened(LMFAO) with neg. I will not donate or subscribe until the issue is fixed. And maybe that's cool with Surly...
 
WTF ever. 


Enjoying the benefits of a service paid for by others within a community? Holy shit, you guys, slorch is a socialist.

If you were a true conservative, there’s no way you would stand for this. If you were a true conservative you would leave and never, ever, ever return.

Hello it's the Norma-Desmond-Was-Right Club and we're here to tell you about VA policy

11 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:


Conventional method or jt’s stupid method?

I'm not sure it matters.

1 hour ago, slorch said:

On no medication. 

 

the butthurt in here is going cost Surly a subscriber. 

 

In all seriousness, I am not attacking anyone or starting shit. 

 

I still get threatened(LMFAO) with neg. I will not donate or subscribe until the issue is fixed. And maybe that's cool with Surly...

 

WTF ever. 

CAN I SEE A MANAGER AND DO YOU HAVE A PERMIT TO SELL THAT?

 

#permitpatty

#SubSlorch

 

it works well because he's almost certainly the bottom bitch

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2 hours ago, JimmyJames said:

I refuse to go to the meetings until Swam has been unbanned. He is my inspiration for attending them. 

#Unban the swam. 

Shit, did he get banned?  I warned his dumb ass.  I need a punching bag. 

10 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Shit, did he get banned?  I warned his dumb ass.  I need a punching bag. 

Yep he did. Probably temporary but don’t know the new rules on that here. 

1 hour ago, bad_teammate said:

America fuckin' rules

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Woof.  I bet they were something before electricity.

18 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

#SubSlorch

 

it works well because he's almost certainly the bottom bitch

Everyone sure is Judge Judy ‘round here

9 minutes ago, UTCzech III said:

Woof.  I bet they were something before electricity.

That's a nice painting, do you get a bowl of soup with it?

9 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Everyone sure is Judge Judy ‘round here

Sorry bro :D

Then, as the finale to his speech, they drop asbestos all over the crowd instead of balloons. 
 


Cue Surly fire-proofing experts explaining how if you keep asbestos in tact it’s perfectly safe.
1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

I've not negged you.

I've thought very, very negatively OF you.

There's a difference, you sad little man.

You have not negged.  Nor has Hugo, among others. 

 

IDGAF what you think about me , you self-inportant fuck. 

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

2,4,1,3

 

1 hour ago, JimmyJames said:

Now or 20 year ago?

Potato, potahto,  would.

1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:


Conventional method or jt’s stupid method?

Potato, potahto, would.

35 minutes ago, slorch said:

You have not negged.  Nor has Hugo, among others. 

 

IDGAF what you think about me , you self-inportant fuck. 

Well, that's good!  Because I don't think a lot of you.  Because you've really been showing your ass lately.  And it ain't a pretty sight.

40 minutes ago, slorch said:

You have not negged.  Nor has Hugo, among others. 

 

IDGAF what you think about me , you self-inportant fuck. 

Sure you do. Otherwise why bother to respond. 

You ain’t a stoic, that’s for damn sure.,

At least I see slorch is adhering to the three drink trump thread minimum posting requirement. So that’s a positive. 

11 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I have yet to neg anyone.

Negged 

23 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I have yet to neg anyone.

Negging in politics forum is for bitches.  

So the Russians are paying Alex through his bullshit supplements and hannity through bullshit fraudulent real estate deals in New York and Florida.

My question now is how is Lou dobbs getting paid? Is it the hannity model or something else? Just straight up cash homie? 

19 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

So, he's getting better!  That's real progress.  Typically, he'd cram 20-30 lies into 14 minutes.  Gosh, it's so touching to watch them grow up.

I guess it’s possible that dobbs is just a complete nut job. I’ll allow that is possible 

Hannity is corrupt as fuck though. He needs to share solitary with prison suit Paul. 

1 hour ago, slorch said:

You have not negged.  Nor has Hugo, among others. 

 

IDGAF what you think about me , you self-inportant fuck. 

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4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Wait....NAIU....is this you?

 

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I’m closer to Lamar than Booger. Even though I’m a white guy. 

1 hour ago, slorch said:

You have not negged.  Nor has Hugo, among others. 

 

IDGAF what you think about me , you self-inportant fuck. 

You’re a liar. You care very much. 

1 hour ago, JimmyJames said:

So the Russians are paying Alex through his bullshit supplements and hannity through bullshit fraudulent real estate deals in New York and Florida.

My question now is how is Lou dobbs getting paid? Is it the hannity model or something else? Just straight up cash homie? 

It’s not the Hannity model, it’s the handy model.  Dobbs is praying that Butina didn’t record anything. 

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