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2 hours ago, LongestHorn said:

I have no respect for veterans who support Trump.  

A fucking men to this. I've wondered about it to a ten-year-vet friend of mine, who served in combat in Bosnia and Iraq, and he always reminds me that 70 percent of the members of the armed forces are morons. 

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A part of the problem is the media even the failing NY Times!

 

9 minutes ago, SameSame said:

What the ever the loving fuck??

I honestly want to choke this sorry motherfucker.

Get in line.  I get 3 punches to his face and a knee to his balls first...

I’m pretty sure if I hit him hard enough we’ll see giblet gravy leak out his ears.  Only one way to find out...

Trump calls the burned down town, where hundreds have died and that he JUST toured, "Pleasure" twice and not one peep on here.

Obama says 57 states in a speech and the Right goes insane.

The look on Brown's face when Trump was speaking is just... can you just imagine what he was thinking?

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/video/2018/nov/19/pleasure-what-a-name-trump-confused-over-fire-hit-town-paradise-video

24 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

But how about the folks on power crews who go out even while the storm is still raging to try to keep power running to vital places?

I don't think you could pay me enough money to be a linesman.

3 minutes ago, yoladu said:

Trump calls the burned down town, where hundreds have died and that he JUST toured, "Pleasure" twice and not one peep on here.

Obama says 57 states in a speech and the Right goes insane.

The look on Brown's face when Trump was speaking is just... can you just imagine what he was thinking?

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/video/2018/nov/19/pleasure-what-a-name-trump-confused-over-fire-hit-town-paradise-video

Any normal president meets with CA pols beforehand and tells them to do most of the speaking since they know all the facts. All you have to do is promise whatever support CA needs and offer sympathy for all of the families who lost everything. He can't even do that

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I hope Trump isn't impeached as it will make 2020 a continued blood bath for Republicans

1 minute ago, yoladu said:

Trump calls the burned down town, where hundreds have died and that he JUST toured, "Pleasure" twice and not one peep on here.

Obama says 57 states in a speech and the Right goes insane.

The look on Brown's face when Trump was speaking is just... can you just imagine what he was thinking?

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/video/2018/nov/19/pleasure-what-a-name-trump-confused-over-fire-hit-town-paradise-video

You know also he's such an insincere dipshit, he was about to go on lamenting about the irony of the name Pleasure but someone jumped in and corrected him.  He couldn't care less for the people of that area or the destruction throughout California.  

Him calling paradise pleasure tells us all we need to know.

He doesn't give a shit. 

He just cares about looking like he does. 

But even then, he doesn't care enough to actually try to look like giving a shit. 

Just now, hayden_horn said:

But even then, he doesn't care enough to actually try to look like giving a shit. 

I think he wants to look like he gives a shit, he's just too stupid to pull off the charade.

12 minutes ago, DigDug said:

You know also he's such an insincere dipshit, he was about to go on lamenting about the irony of the name Pleasure but someone jumped in and corrected him.  He couldn't care less for the people of that area or the destruction throughout California.  

They should have let him continue rambling about Pleasure, CA.  Trump-"You know it cant be too pleasurable burning to death just because Jerry and Gavin here were too busy fighting against fake climate change instead of raking the forest floors".

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13 minutes ago, threesheets said:

I don't think you could pay me enough money to be a linesman.

 

25 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Get in line.  I get 3 punches to his face and a knee to his balls first...

I’m pretty sure if I hit him hard enough we’ll see giblet gravy leak out his ears.  Only one way to find out...

Ain't no body got time for that, you could knee him 100 times between the legs and never hit a gonad. 

10 minutes ago, DigDug said:

You know also he's such an insincere dipshit, he was about to go on lamenting about the irony of the name Pleasure but someone jumped in and corrected him.  He couldn't care less for the people of that area or the destruction throughout California.  

I like how they correct him and he says, "Or Paradise." I half expected him to continue, saying, "Some people call it Paradise. I call it Pleasure."

On 11/18/2018 at 10:54 AM, Celery Man said:

but trump is tough in the middle east tho

 

Just spits in the face of our military, over and over and over.

Everybody has to pay him 100% fealty or they are the enemy. Even if they're an American who happens to be a Navy Seal with 37 years of service.

8 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

Just spits in the face of our military, over and over and over.

Same with every other American institution. And our allies. 

25 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

Just spits in the face of our military, over and over and over.

He is purposely going after McRaven.  For what reason, I do not know, but Dotard thinks there is an angle there which I'm sure is related to 2020.  

 

Hypothetically, how would you guys feel if McRaven was the one that attempted to Primary Trump?

56 minutes ago, happyfunball said:

I hope Trump isn't impeached as it will make 2020 a continued blood bath for Republicans

Oh yeah, impeachment would be the wrong thing to do, from the perspective of the Dems.

Trump, and his fucktard base, are the gifts that keep giving. They gave quite a bit during the mid-terms.

41 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Ain't no body got time for that, you could knee him 100 times between the legs and never hit a gonad. 

Just need to make 100% certain he doesn’t spawn any more children.  

5 minutes ago, babysdaddy said:

He is purposely going after McRaven.  For what reason, I do not know

Same reason he goes after Brennan, Clapper, Comey, and McCain.

 

6 minutes ago, babysdaddy said:

He is purposely going after McRaven.  For what reason, I do not know, but Dotard thinks there is an angle there which I'm sure is related to 2020.  

 

Hypothetically, how would you guys feel if McRaven was the one that attempted to Primary Trump?

The deplorables wouldn't allow it and they are the ones who show up to the primaries.  But it would be a great confirmation of just how shitty the Republican party currently is.  

1 minute ago, Asithappens said:

impeachment would be the wrong thing to do, from the perspective of the Dems.

It depends.  There are scenarios both for and against impeachment for the democrats.  The same can be said of the Republicans now. 

It all depends on public opinion and the evidence presented in the Mueller investigation.  My guess is the republican leadership wants an inconsequential exit strategy for Trump more than anyone. 

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6 minutes ago, retread said:

Everybody has to pay him 100% fealty or they are the enemy. Even if they're an American who happens to be a Navy Seal with 37 years of service.

It's that and also the fact that literally every monumental achievement and amazing act of valor, by any American, is something he sees as a threat and a personal shortcoming instead of something to celebrate.  If he wasn't involved in a monumental event his first instinct is to downplay it because everything within him is founded on weakness. 

John McCain refusing to leave the war prison that tortured him until his subordinates were released first is a threat to him personally rather than an amazing act of valor, courage and grace.  Shit on McCain.  The fall of Saddam Hussein, shit on the military.  One of the most notoriously successful and courageous military operations ever executed to capture one of the world's greatest criminals, shit on that.  Iwo Jima?  What took them so long to secure such a tiny island?  Tinian and Saipan?  Funny names.

But he's oddly compelled to be humbled by and show reverence toward Vladimir Putin.  Or a murderous Arab prince.  Or a murderous dictator in Turkey who ordered his goons to beat Americans not just on American soil, but right in the front yard of our Nation's Capital.  He's a self conscious pussy to the core of his being.  All of his instincts are guided by weakness because he's ignorant of history and too stupid to understand anything that isn't about him directly.  Other people doing great things terrify him.  Because he's a pussy.  

12 minutes ago, babysdaddy said:

He is purposely going after McRaven.  For what reason, I do not know, but Dotard thinks there is an angle there which I'm sure is related to 2020.

McRaven was critical of Trump so Trump is attacking him. It doesn't go deeper than that. That's Trump's response to everyone who criticizes him. There's nothing complex about him. 

Yeah but he needs to be indicted because he's a mobster, traitor and illegimate president. 

2 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

McRaven was critical of Trump so Trump is attacking him. It doesn't go deeper than that. That's Trump's response to everyone who criticizes him. There's nothing complex about him. 

This. 

It doesn't matter if your critics are a war heroes (McCain, McRaven) or a bottom feeders (Omarosa, Avenatti). They all get the same treatment and level of respect from this dipshit.

 

9 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

McRaven was critical of Trump so Trump is attacking him. It doesn't go deeper than that. That's Trump's response to everyone who criticizes him. There's nothing complex about him. 

He’s like a mollusk.  Only more slimy.  

John Oliver’s Guide to Authoritarianism.

Seem familiar??

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He’s like a mollusk.  Only more slimy.  

Less humility than a mollusk.

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Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the United States:


 

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WALLACE: Bill McRaven, retired admiral, Navy SEAL, 37 years, former head of US Special Operations —

TRUMP: Hillary Clinton fan.

WALLACE: Special Operations —

TRUMP: Excuse me, Hillary Clinton fan.

WALLACE: Who led the operations, commanded the operations that took down Saddam Hussein and that killed Osama bin Laden, says that your sentiment is the greatest threat to democracy in his lifetime.

TRUMP: Okay, he’s a Hilary Clinton, uh, backer and an Obama backer and frankly —

WALLACE: He was a Navy SEAL 37 years —

TRUMP: Wouldn’t it have been nice if we got Osama bin Laden a lot sooner than that, wouldn’t it have been nice? You know, living — think of this — living in Pakistan, beautifully in Pakistan, in what I guess they considered a nice mansion, I don’t know, I’ve seen nicer. 



 

Cadet Bone Spurs, a fucking five time draft-deferring little bitch who was born to wealth and privilege, criticizing William McRaven, Navy SEAL for 37 years.

And Trumpkins applaud.  That's how far gone this is.

 

15 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

He’s like a mollusk.  Only more slimy.  

And nary a pearl to be found within. 

34 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Same reason he goes after Brennan, Clapper, Comey, and McCain.

 

He also has to target anyone who has had privy to gov. intelligence in the past, and of course anyone who has more money (which is a lot of smart people, very smart, very respected). 

The modern GOP.

They are all in on the luby's business plan.  All old white people all the time. 

It's a losing strategy. 

To be fair, the official GOP account has been cringeworthy for some time.  I’m pretty sure it’s run by Sarah Huckabee Sanders and/or Ronna McDaniel. 

Was Trump kneeling while trashing McRaven? No? Then I guess there’s no disrespecting the military happening then.

Mouthbreathing hypocrites. Fuck all of them.

Kneel during a SONG that isn’t actually some “military tribute”...ban from country.

Flat out talk shit about real heroes...MAGA!!!

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And since we can't rely on people who are too stupid to think in two layers to recognize simple facts, someone needs to point out that it isn't, wasn't or never will be the job of the Navy Seals or Admiral McRaven or anyone involved in Special Forces to "find" a target like Bin Laden.  Occasionally they gather intelligence.  The CIA and multiple intelligence agencies were the ones who "found" Bin Laden.  The small handful of agents who risked their lives to confirm Bin Laden's location is as terrifying a tale as the Seals who actually entered the compound.  That's just one more thing lost in these idiotic comments and another story entirely.  

Within 12 weeks of receiving that information, McRaven and the U.S. Navy Seals planned an operation to kill one of the world's most notorious murderers within miles of a hostile military base.  Within 12 weeks.  Many Americans know these details because they simply take pride in it or at the very least they find it to be amazingly interesting and are fascinated by the complexity of that successful operation.  It's Trump's fucking job to understand it as well as the rest of us. 

The President of the United States doesn't understand this detail.  Donald bone spur Trump is trying to sell McRaven as a partial failure because Donald Trump doesn't understand the basics of how our national defense and intelligence agencies intertwine.

People who are jacking off on Facebook to cat videos and believing everything they read will never understand the incoherence and fundamental idiocy of Trump's statement about McRaven.  The disrespectful and repulsive comments are the least concerning things about that.  The most concerning is that he clearly doesn't understand the first thing about one of America's greatest military operations that took place within the last decade. 

I'm a complete idiot to continuously underestimate the profound stupidity that wafts from this administration.  I'm not smart enough to rank the dumbest things they say and do in order.  I'd put this at the top but I don't have the intelligence to juggle it all into categories.  I'm not smart enough to understand how someone can be this dumb. 

Rhymes with dookie.

 

34 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the United States:


 



 

Cadet Bone Spurs, a fucking five time draft-deferring little bitch who was born to wealth and privilege, criticizing William McRaven, Navy SEAL for 37 years.

And Trumpkins applaud.  That's how far gone this is.

 

I feel like the fact that the President humble-bragged that he had seen nicer mansions than Osama bin Laden's hideout is getting lost here.

Trump and the GOP are all in on burning this bitch down.

FUCK TRUMP AND FUCK ANY MEMBER OF THE GOP!

It's kind of funny that even Nazi war criminals got a trial, while OBL was simply murdered.  I guess the world has gone further downhill since the holocaust.  

1 minute ago, Fozzz said:

It's kind of funny that even Nazi war criminals got a trial, while OBL was simply murdered.  I guess the world has gone further downhill since the holocaust.  

Most of those Nazi war criminals surrendered. OBL hid behind one of his wives with an AK.

Ask Trump what Tora Bora is and I guarantee he couldn't tell you without being briefed first. 

29 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

This is what you get for four decades of legendary service -- legendary by any comparison to any military figure in American history. 

Everyone who isn't William H. McRaven should continue to beat this drum right in the face of this administration and anyone who attempts to defend these comments.  Right in the face of a bunch of slapdick morons who can't maneuver through an IT issue to pay current vets and active members.  What in the ever loving fuck do they expect to accomplish on this path?

1 minute ago, Eastwood said:

Most of those Nazi war criminals surrendered. OBL hid behind one of his wives with an AK.

That's agitprop.  OBL was unarmed.

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Despite numerous reports that bin Laden had a weapon and resisted when Navy SEALs entered the room, he was unarmed, writes Owen. He had been fatally wounded before they had entered the room.

“Blood and brains spilled out of the side of his skull” and he was still twitching and convulsing, Owen writes. While bin Laden was in his death throes, Owen writes that he and another SEAL “trained our lasers on his chest and fired several rounds. The bullets tore into him, slamming his body into the floor until he was motionless.”

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/28/no-easy-day-bin-laden-raid-book_n_1837947.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000003

8 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

It's kind of funny that even Nazi war criminals got a trial, while OBL was simply murdered.  I guess the world has gone further downhill since the holocaust.  

If you were forced to make a list of the top ranking people to ever deserve a 5.56x45mm round right in the fucking eye who would top that list?

Just now, Chooky said:

If you were forced to make a list of the top ranking people to ever deserve a 5.56x45mm round right in the fucking eye who would top that list?

I don't know...when you think about it, GWB was responsible for many more American deaths than OBL.  Still, although the former never faced punishment for anything, the latter should have been put on trial.

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