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There's a regional VP at my wife's company named Leonard. He doesn't come around very often but when he does, my wife's boss gets antsy. I don't give a shit about any of that stuff, so any time she says something like "Leonard is coming next week and my boss is stressing out", I just start singing: "When Leonard finally caaaaaaame to California,". She doesn't know any Merle Haggard and that makes it even funnier when she looks at me like I'm speaking greek. I've been doing this for 5 years and it's still funny to me.

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I get 24 months free service for my 4runner through Toyota Care. I wish I'd paid out of pocket elsewhere and want to murder every motherfucker who works here.

If you or your family works at a dealership how do y'all suppress the desire to eat a bullet fortnightly?

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10 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

I get 24 months free service for my 4runner through Toyota Care. I wish I'd paid out of pocket elsewhere and want to murder every motherfucker who works here.

If you or your family works at a dealership how do y'all suppress the desire to eat a bullet fortnightly?

Try a different dealer. 

When I first moved out here, there was a Lexus dealer next door to an Acura dealer. The Acura dealer consistently had the highest ratings for service in the country, and it was easy to see why. 

The Lexus dealer... I went there once. After I went to a different dealer to fix what they fucked up, I went to a different one. They said I wasn't the first. I called the national complaint line to complain. They also had heard about that one dealer before.

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Every. Fucking. Time.

Do rubes actually fall for this. I broke 13,000 miles on the drive over. Urge to kill rising. 1806234c8a7becc6c0da1839d97d6c65.jpg

I do this every 25k, but the first replacement is with a K&N so I can wash it and replace. Same with the engine air filter.
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I work with someone that cannot stand me because reasons. Every time she hears my voice she views it as an opportunity to absolutely shit on whatever I am saying.

It’s getting fucking old.

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19 hours ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

One of the crappy things about living in California is that no matter where you vacation the weather is shit

Hawaii is an exception. The weather there is awesome, especially in the evenings.

Peru is also great in May. We were there many moons ago. T-shirt during the day and a light sweater in the evenings (just like SoCal).

 

 

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17 minutes ago, tigol said:

I work with someone that cannot stand me because reasons. Every time she hears my voice she views it as an opportunity to absolutely shit on whatever I am saying.

It’s getting fucking old.

Pour a little bit of cheap whiskey on her office chair. Take her chair apart and hide pungent perishables inside. Many office chairs have a sort of hollow cylinder that can fit a few raw shrimp. 

Let it all marinate as long as necessary, and then when the rest of the office is enraged, trace the smell to her area and chair. 

Then, call her Stinkass until she quits. 

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On 8/11/2025 at 8:43 AM, DaysOff said:

Every. Fucking. Time.

Do rubes actually fall for this. I broke 13,000 miles on the drive over. Urge to kill rising. 1806234c8a7becc6c0da1839d97d6c65.jpg

You think changing your cabin air filter is a scam? Or you think paying someone else to do it for you is a scam?

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59 minutes ago, troph said:

what about cottage cheese, I don't think I've ever tried it, am I missing anything?

I like it with coarse black pepper. 
If you were the Lutheran ladies from my childhood you’d put it in a lime jello salad. 

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22 hours ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

One of the crappy things about living in California is that no matter where you vacation the weather is shit

Counterpoint: places with exposure to 4 distinct seasons is nice. gives sense of tempo and cyclicality to life. you feel the leaves change. you sense spring coming. you look forward to “grilling season”. you swap sandals for ski boots. etc. 

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Just now, 52-80 said:

Counterpoint: places with exposure to 4 distinct seasons is nice. gives sense of tempo and cyclicality to life. you feel the leaves change. you sense spring coming. you look forward to “grilling season”. you swap sandals for ski boots. etc. 

1 million percent. My favorite climate is actually Denver’s four seasons.  
 

 

however, I’m in Hawaii and the weather sucks compared to SoCal.  Just sayin

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what about cottage cheese, I don't think I've ever tried it, am I missing anything?

I like it in my oatmeal for extra protein.

I’ll also eat it with fruit for a protein boost as well. It is a nice change of pace.
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4 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Pour a little bit of cheap whiskey on her office chair. Take her chair apart and hide pungent perishables inside. Many office chairs have a sort of hollow cylinder that can fit a few raw shrimp. 

Let it all marinate as long as necessary, and then when the rest of the office is enraged, trace the smell to her area and chair. 

Then, call her Stinkass until she quits. 

My daughter had a guy hassling her in college for being female in the Hardin Simmons Cowboy band. It was previously all male and he couldn’t stand it. She poured deer urine down the A/C inlet on his car. I don’t know if he ever knew she did it but she got a good laugh out of it. 

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