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  • henrygandorf
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    there's so much to unpack from today, so i'll just start listing them. tuesday was devastating for oakland, today was twice as devastating for the yankees.  they had just started to play better. 

  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    The boy and I were at the last ALCS clincher - we were walking on air for days after Altuve’s walkoff. Today, the boy is 5,000 miles and 7 hours away, with no way to watch. So we did a video chat, w

  • Enjoy it. Old Altuve, no more Correa means this is the very end of the road for your tainted dynasty. 

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i'm actually surprised the lineup looks that good.

we've had times over the past few years where 2-3 of our core stars were out at the same time.

and we're back.

I like Dawson but not how i wanted him to get a shot in the big leagues lol588b63255638e758e8c39b686c68044f.jpg
Odd that De Goti isn't in the starting lineup but I think he played today in CC. He's swinging a hot bat lately.
24 minutes ago, runthebone said:

You watch, this shitty team is going to win tonight.

They’re gonna rake.   

Someone buy me a game all from tonigbt in case a couple of them make the HoF 

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

I like Dawson but not how i wanted him to get a shot in the big leagues lol588b63255638e758e8c39b686c68044f.jpg

We also would have accepted “it’ll be fun to see correa, Brantley, and Gurriel  in their AAA rehab stint tonight”

I like Dawson but not how i wanted him to get a shot in the big leagues lol588b63255638e758e8c39b686c68044f.jpg

Why the fuck is Correa batting 6th with this lineup?

Thoughts and prayers to those Astros out from covid protocol. I hope they're all able to pull through.

Edited by perfectchaos007

Alot of fucking work just to get through 2 innings against the shitty tigers

Good thing we spent all that money on Lance. Not like we could have used it for Springer and Correa. That would be ridiculous.

15 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Record low number of pitches in a perfect game is 74

Fulmer going to smash that.

Fuck this team and fuck this game. 

So Joe Smith huh?  I remember last year thinking he could have made a real difference in the pen.

o brother where art thou GIF

Me: 6:10 start....cool i will go last minute i can be home by 10 this will be good

Lance: I pity the fool

He dick breath McCullers, your team needed a solid start tonight. The same team that just gave you a $85mil contract you fuck !

Nice outing Joe you cockgobbler go jerk Lance off in the shower

4 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Nice outing Joe you cockgobbler go jerk Lance off in the shower
 

My shoulder is here for His wife 

Edited by tx 3 putt

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

He dick breath McCullers, your team needed a solid start tonight. The same team that just gave you a $85mil contract you fuck !

He got $85 million guaranteed based on one game in 2017.

Nice work if you can get it.

46 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

He got $85 million guaranteed based on one game in 2017.

That, and his 20-7 career record at home with a 2.50 ERA. 

Wish that Lance showed up tonight......

Too bad he is a headcase....and now our headcase for even longer

There’s a pretty good baseball team playing on LHN right now. 

5 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

#Astros have a positive of #Covid tells us a source that up to 7 players would be out of action, put into the protocol against the virus.

7?  Gotdam, were they all playing Jeter/Posada hot tub?

I wish Wagner would make the hall and we would just retire #13....every dipshit that has worn it since him sucks a donkey dick....put it out of rotation

Come on tucker you have had numerous chances this game already....do it

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