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Badass outing for Maton.

You’d think we were up by 20 given his relaxed demeanor (on the outside anyway).

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    there's so much to unpack from today, so i'll just start listing them. tuesday was devastating for oakland, today was twice as devastating for the yankees.  they had just started to play better. 

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    The boy and I were at the last ALCS clincher - we were walking on air for days after Altuve’s walkoff. Today, the boy is 5,000 miles and 7 hours away, with no way to watch. So we did a video chat, w

  • Enjoy it. Old Altuve, no more Correa means this is the very end of the road for your tainted dynasty. 

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2 minutes ago, elfenix said:

stanek coming in for 4

That might well be the case. If it is, boy how fall Graveman fell since the deadline. 

Who knows, Dusty may bring in Pressly for 6

Stanek definitely coming out for the 8th unless we put this game away with a 3+ spot.

2 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Badass outing for Maton.

You’d think we were up by 20 given his relaxed demeanor (on the outside anyway).

He's a cold blooded assassin.

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

some insurance would be nice

 

this is where we add four runs 

Just now, WBT said:

Who knows, Dusty may bring in Pressly for 6

I think Stanek gets the 8th unless he gets into trouble then you bring on Pressly to close it out.

Just now, WBT said:

Who knows, Dusty may bring in Pressly for 6

That would be a rage inducer

Just now, HtownHorn said:

Stanek definitely coming out for the 8th unless we put this game away with a 3+ spot.

we’re treating this as a save situation regardless of the score. 

That might well be the case. If it is, boy how fall Graveman fell since the deadline. 
Yeah he's been a bit of a disappointment
Just now, Wishbone said:

Need to shove the blade in deeper this half.

And twist it.  Then pee on their dead body.

Our boi Kimbrel is in some more beatings on him would be nice.

Kimbrel in 👀

Just now, TexArcher said:

And twist it.  Then pee on their dead body.

And light it on fire.

This fuckstick gonna have plenty of time to fly south for the winter with that fucking dumbass bird prepitch routine. Sweep the fucking leg here Machete.  

Holy shit on going to 2nd on that.  Good thing Abreu fell down.

Just now, Texas St. Armadillos said:

Why was Altuve jogging to 1st?

Yeah that was a WTF moment.

Just now, Texas St. Armadillos said:

Why was Altuve jogging to 1st?

Good question.  He's making up for it in getting to 2nd and 3rd though.

Hustletowns my home, thats where I do my dirt

Professional hitter!!  Keep adding on!

boooooooo!!!

boooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

cheaterssss11!!!!!

Kimbrel is pretty much guaranteed to give up a run against the Astros in the playoffs.

so we score 6, 9, 6 and 7 so far.  Yeah- It definitely seems like there's a lot of advantage from us playing at home, you fucking fuckstick.

Also, why the fuck does Larussa hate the shift?  It's really really really stupid. We are just wearing them out up the middle. I feel like if we were playing Tampa who has some magical witchcraft to always have guys in the right place we'd have scored about half as many runs as we have...

Damn old man stealing bags on you jesus christ yall suck lmao 

Professional basestealer

Just now, Scraps said:

Damn old man stealing bags on you jesus christ yall suck lmao 

Professional base stealer

Lol,  now we're just showing off

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