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3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

I want this to happen. There will be nothing more pathetic than her offering the Nobel Peace Prize to him and him accepting it.

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6 hours ago, C-Man said:

I want this to happen. There will be nothing more pathetic than her offering the Nobel Peace Prize to him and him accepting it.

But will he ask for the $1.2m that comes with it?

Separately I have to laugh at the oil execs that must go to the WH today to give Trump the good news how they’re going to increase production even if they don’t want to. They are now required to make his decisions look smart. Of course this is far from the first time that oil execs are required to make dictators happy.

Like buying a Super Bowl ring from a broke assed athlete and showing everyone “hey, look at my Super Bowl ring.”

5 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:

Like buying a Super Bowl ring from a broke assed athlete and showing everyone “hey, look at my Super Bowl ring.”

Or just take it like Putin did when Robert Kraft showed him his ring.

10 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:

Like buying a Super Bowl ring from a broke assed athlete and showing everyone “hey, look at my Super Bowl ring.”

It's exponentially more pathetic than the SB ring comparison. It's more akin to stolen ( sorry, stollen) valor.

I want this to happen. There will be nothing more pathetic than her offering the Nobel Peace Prize to him and him accepting it.
He already accepted a Purple Heart from a veteran--that medal he "always wanted" but not enough to serve his country for--so there's really nothing left to him to steal. Unless there's a Medal of Honor he's been eyeballing.

This dumbass is going give oil companies huge incentives and force them to go drill in Venezuela and absolutely kill US drilling. They don’t want to because of many reason and they understand basic global economics unlike him.

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I apologize if this has been discussed already but it got kind of caught up in the wash of the Good murder in Minneapolis on Wednesday.

Heather Cox Richardson writes in 1/7/29 "Letters from an American": Today, Energy Secretary Chris Wright told an audience at a Goldman Sachs energy industry event in Miami, Florida, that the United States will take control of all oil from Venezuela for the foreseeable future. Lisa Desjardins and Nick Schifrin of PBS NewsHour reported this afternoon that Trump administration officials have told lawmakers that they plan to put the money raised from their seizure of Venezuelan oil into bank accounts outside the U.S. Treasury. Desjardins clarified that “[s]ources said they understood these as similar [to] or decidedly ‘off-shore’ accounts.”

Yesterday, Trump announced that, as president of the United States, he would control the money from the sale of Venezuelan oil.

Excuse me?

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This morning, a federal agent from Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) shot and killed 37-year-old Renee Nicole Good as she was driving away from ICE agents on a residential street in Minneapoli
5 hours ago, C-Man said:

Oil company execs not climbing all over themselves to set up shop in Venezuela. Hmm, can't imagine why.

https://www.cnn.com/2026/01/09/business/oil-executives-trump-meeting-venezuela

tax payers covering expenses isn't enough, they want guaranteed profits / bonuses lol

7 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

This dumbass is going give oil companies huge incentives and force them to go drill in Venezuela and absolutely kill US drilling. They don’t want to because of many reason and they understand basic global economics unlike him.

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massive tax break is my guess, BUT exxon is burnt out on trump

also ....

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

hmm. if he pisses off enough people who actually do have power and wealth...

maybe he'll get Colonel Lockjaw-ed??💡🤔

Surely Rex Tillerson is in the ear of all these guys warning them about the buffoonery from his first hand experience.

This is the guy who betrayed Maduro. The Venezuela acting president Delcy Rodriguez has terminate his service and arrested and charge with the following:

• Accepting CIA bribes

• Providing U.S special forces with president Maduro exact coordinate

• Systematically disabling the anti craft defense protocols

• The death of 32 security personnel assigned to Maduro

Gen-javier Marcano Tabata was a close friend of Maduro. He grew up with Maduro, He was most trusted friend. For a bag of dollars, he sold the country & it's resources.

Same same Story of Sankara and Blaise Compaore, Childhood friends, Grew up together, Took over govt together, Given the highest military honor and in charge of guarding Sankara. Then the eventually fucked him up.

Friendship is overrated no one had ever been betrayed by an enemy, killed by an enemy, poisoned by an enemy, or even killed coming from a meeting with an enemy. Trust yourself only not even your spouse or parent or kid.

On 1/9/2026 at 12:52 AM, Valmy77 said:

And, in reality, we aren't actually going to get much of anything without billions of investment.

I believe you mean US Government guaranteed, risk-free investments. I think it's called the Jimbo Doctrine.

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

Trust yourself only not even your spouse

My man. My heart breaks at such a thought.

People on the internet are discussing how the latest Trump exec order from Friday will prevent the sale of Venezuelan oil from paying for any previous claims unless of course Trump oks it. What are among these other claims against that oil? ConocoPhillips and XOM both have claims of $12-20B, and Chevron is still attempting to recoup its losses there.

Maybe if they put more money into it now, the old losses will be allowable to be collected. Sounds like some slot machine logic to me.

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2 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

People on the internet are discussing how the latest Trump exec order from Friday will prevent the sale of Venezuelan oil from paying for any previous claims unless of course Trump oks it. What are among these other claims against that oil? ConocoPhillips and XOM both have claims of $12-20B, and Chevron is still attempting to recoup its losses there.

Maybe if they put more money into it now, the old losses will be allowable to be collected. Sounds like some slot machine logic to me.

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Safeguarding Venezuelan Oil Revenue for the Good of the A...

By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, including the International Emergency

Go with me here for a second. Perhaps they had no plan beyond snatch Maduro.

2 hours ago, C-Man said:

Go with me here for a second. Perhaps they had no plan beyond snatch Maduro.

They had concepts of a plan. After all, there’s a bunch of oil there, why wouldn’t the oil companies want to go there and take? Haven’t they heard of drill baby drill? Lol.

2 hours ago, C-Man said:

Go with me here for a second. Perhaps they had no plan beyond snatch Maduro.

5 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

They had concepts of a plan. After all, there’s a bunch of oil there, why wouldn’t the oil companies want to go there and take? Haven’t they heard of drill baby drill? Lol.

Somebody forgot to assemble a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude to actually control Venezuela. They are playing us. The guy who set up Maduro and made it easy for us to capture him is probably having his fingernails pulled out as we speak.

5 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

People on the internet are discussing how the latest Trump exec order from Friday will prevent the sale of Venezuelan oil from paying for any previous claims unless of course Trump oks it. What are among these other claims against that oil? ConocoPhillips and XOM both have claims of $12-20B, and Chevron is still attempting to recoup its losses there.

Maybe if they put more money into it now, the old losses will be allowable to be collected. Sounds like some slot machine logic to me.

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Safeguarding Venezuelan Oil Revenue for the Good of the A...

By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, including the International Emergency

ha see you in court

big o/g has very good lawyers

Supposedly Machado said she "would like to give Trump her NPP" & DipFuck Orange said "Yeah, I'd accept it"...

[ However ]

Whether she personally "hands it to him" or simply SAYS "I want you to have this", the IDEA of who was actually awarded it will never change.

It's like buying a Superb Owl championship ring & trying to tell people you were on the team when in reality, you weren't even a parking lot attendant.

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16 minutes ago, ROFL BOX said:

Supposedly Machado said she "would like to give Trump her NPP" & DipFuck Orange said "Yeah, I'd accept it"...

[ However ]

Whether she personally "hands it to him" or simply SAYS "I want you to have this", the IDEA of who was actually awarded it will never change.

It's like buying a Superb Owl championship ring & trying to tell people you were on the team when in reality, you weren't even a parking lot attendant.

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This is not directed at ROFL but I am so tired of "bombshell" in titles.

On 1/8/2026 at 1:04 AM, atomheartbevo said:

U.S. Vice President JD Vance participated in an interview recently with Fox News commentator Jesse Watters, discussing several topics, including the recent military operation in Venezuela:

Watters: “Taking out a dictator in Venezuela, how does that help the average American?”

Vance: “First of all, what it means is we're going to be able to control the incredible natural resources of Venezuela, which is good for America in a few ways. Number one, it allows us to put leverage on our enemies. Number two, it makes sure that if Americans need high quality, low cost power, we're always going to have access to it. And then the third thing is it does demonstrate American military excellence, which makes people afraid to cross us in the future. Some of the best ways that you maintain the peace is to make it clear that you carry a very strong sword if you ever need to use it.”

Ricky Gervais Lol GIF

He's not even hiding that it's about the oil and not the drugs.

Yeah literally as soon as they got Maduro, they abandoned all the fentanyl nonsense and immediately pivoted to "Look at all the oil we'll get!!!"

On 1/8/2026 at 11:16 PM, tx 3 putt said:

There was never a plan.

On 1/8/2026 at 7:28 AM, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Smart, a Donald guarantee is rock solid

Thought this would already be posted here, but I reckon not.

'It's uninvestable': ExxonMobil CEO punctures Trump's Venezuela pitch to oil executives https://www.msn.com/en-in/money/topstories/it-s-uninvestable-exxonmobil-ceo-punctures-trump-s-venezuela-pitch-to-oil-executives/ar-AA1TVCNX?ocid=finance-verthp-feeds

ExxonMobil CEO Darren Woods gave the starkest and most realistic assessment of US President Donald Trump's promise to revive Venezuela's oil industry in a White House meeting on Friday. Woods told President Trump that the Latin American country is "uninvestable" at present.

On 1/8/2026 at 6:41 PM, atomheartbevo said:

FIFA manipulated the shit out of him so easily.

He’s 80, he’s done loads of hard drugs in his life and he’s a narcissist. He’s also a closet alcoholic, but that should also be obvious to anyone who has read his tweets. FIFA could have given him a big gold star to put on his clothing that looks like the Star of David and told him he’s the King of all peace deals and he would’ve accepted it. All of you that raised children had smarter kids once they could ride a bike than TFG.

I am going to eagerly write about this time in world history down the line and write worse about TFG than Samuel Eliot Morison did about Admiral Halsey. Not only is there no bottom with him, the hole is infinite and it has sucked in millions of feckless morons across America who can’t count to potato, but are self-assured experts on pandemics, autism and geopolitics. I can guarantee that I could absolutely run across one of these older idiot cult members in the wild, use the term geopolitics and be asked what a Geo Metro has to do with anything.

1 hour ago, wood said:

Thought this would already be posted here, but I reckon not.

'It's uninvestable': ExxonMobil CEO punctures Trump's Venezuela pitch to oil executives https://www.msn.com/en-in/money/topstories/it-s-uninvestable-exxonmobil-ceo-punctures-trump-s-venezuela-pitch-to-oil-executives/ar-AA1TVCNX?ocid=finance-verthp-feeds

Don’t worry. We’ll send in the military to get the infrastructure in place to take all of their oil and other natural resources and do it under the banner of protecting Americans from the tyranny of whatever TFG decides he wants to use to distract from the fact that he’s a pedophile.

9 hours ago, Macanudo said:

This is not directed at ROFL but I am so tired of "bombshell" in titles.

BOMBSHELL

@Macanudo is 'so tired of "bombshell" in titles'

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