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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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2 hours ago, WBT said:

Stop trying to make maroon goon happen

10 hours ago, texifornia said:

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My old fucking eyes kept reading that G as a C and I figured it was just aggy being their typical racist selves

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5 hours ago, derpyhorndog said:

Best guess is Mike Malham Jr. He played during the 70s (and was a two-time Academic All American) at Arkansas State, and went on to be drafted and play a couple years for the Chicago Bears. He then coached high school football in Arkansas for 38 years (starting in 1978) and won two state championships before retiring in 2019. 

His father (Mike Malham Sr.) also coached football in Arkansas from 1949 to 1989 -- 22 years at the high school ranks, and 19 seasons at Arkansas State. Father and son are both in the Arkansas High School Coaches Association Hall of Fame and Arkansas Sports Hall of Fame.

Malham Sr. is described by one person as "a self-styled Bear Bryant type." Bear was from Arkansas and had a coaching tenure that overlapped with both of the Malham's. Bryant's Alabama team played against Arkansas State in 1982 while Malham Sr. was on staff.

Stands to reason that Bear probably also knew the Malham's through recruiting their high school teams, and that the Malham's, with their ~80 years of combined coaching and prominence in that world, would know many other significant coaches over the decades (and Jr., who is still alive, would have a pulse on things in the SEC footprint).

So yeah, he's my shot-in-the-dark guess assuming this DeSpain guy isn't full of shit in the first place (probably is). 

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2 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

I just want you to know I appreciate you

Seconded. I think you misspelled “fear” though.

 

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I see they’ve gone from “the pool party will save us!” to “Winning 11 games will save us!” 
 

To be fair, I think both things are equally likely to happen. 

15 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Holy shit, is that the 4th 4 star to decommit?

yup

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1 minute ago, NoName said:

yup

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If Thomas or Brooks flip, their decommit class will be higher rated than their commit class. 

2 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

I see they’ve gone from “the pool party will save us!” to “Winning 11 games will save us!” 
 

To be fair, I think both things are equally likely to happen. 

NO ONE moves goal posts like Texas A&M fans. if only the NCAA offered a national championship in that!

11 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

I see they’ve gone from “the pool party will save us!” to “Winning 11 games will save us!” 

Yep.  Long way until signing day.  Once the Sips go 3-9 and we go 11-1 plus a bowl win, we'll take all their croots.

10 minutes ago, NoName said:

NO ONE moves goal posts like Texas A&M fans. if only the NCAA offered a national championship in that!

Gap Boy and TT would like a word with you.

13 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

If Thomas or Brooks flip, their decommit class will be higher rated than their commit class. 

This belongs in the Post a pic that makes you say Holy Shit thread.

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16 minutes ago, Cronkhill said:

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What are the odds this dude turns around and watches the Cowboys play on Sunday with no sense of irony?

Fear InoculAg preferred it when it was neat and tidy and only aggy paid players whole sale. (and Oklahoma, and the SEC schools) 

Told  the agroid element in my circle for years that if it ever became an arms race where players were paid above board, that they would be steam rolled in this way.

That bass boat on the credit card and the cul-de-sac house in Katy ain't really 'goin' heels' like they put on, it seems. 

Careful what you ask for, dickheads. 

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Who the fuck gets all riled up from them durn BLM protests and decides an appropriate response is to cancel season football tickets?  He sure showed em!

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6 minutes ago, Hanrahan said:

Who the fuck gets all riled up from them durn BLM protests and decides an appropriate response is to cancel season football tickets?  He sure showed em!

racists

25 minutes ago, texifornia said:

What are the odds this dude turns around and watches the Texans play on Sunday with no sense of irony?

fify

9 minutes ago, Hanrahan said:

Who the fuck gets all riled up from them durn BLM protests and decides an appropriate response is to cancel season football tickets?  He sure showed em!

He prefers his players provide him entertainment without being uppity and without getting any money.  

25 minutes ago, Scholz said:

He prefers his players provide him entertainment without being uppity and without getting any money.  

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I absolutely adore that their best season in forever was at the helm of BLM Mond and the little pretend nazis boycotted A&M that season, only to come back to 8-4.

1 hour ago, Hanrahan said:

Who the fuck gets all riled up from them durn BLM protests and decides an appropriate response is to cancel season football tickets?  He sure showed em!

He was probably one of those old white assholes that was protecting the Sul Ross statue from the players

4 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Holy shit, is that the 4th 4 star to decommit?

 

If Sark ends up stealing Jimbo's cornbread on this there will be no end to my laughter.

"We control our own destiny"

 

No shit, everyone does before the season starts you imbecile 

13 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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313Aggie has my favorite typical aggie response where he goes from stunned to viewing something terrible as an actual sign of something awesome about to happen. God, it's just awesome. "Wait, this is fucking terrible news. ... Maybe it's a sign that we're about to steal a player from Alabama that lives in Alabama and is a priority for Alabama!!! Yes!!!"

  • aggy roster just "too full of stars", "loaded"  
  • "we certainly didn't lose any NIL partners"  
  • So many "studs" 
  • We are a "10+ win team" 
  • On the cusp of "perennial contenders" 
  • "looking at a historic run of football success"

The fall this year is going to be extra sweet.  I mean it's fun every year but there's going to be some serious hair pulling and teeth gnashing this year.

1 hour ago, Scholz said:
  • aggy roster just "too full of stars", "loaded"  
  • "we certainly didn't lose any NIL partners"  
  • So many "studs" 
  • We are a "10+ win team" 
  • On the cusp of "perennial contenders" 
  • "looking at a historic run of football success"

The fall this year is going to be extra sweet.  I mean it's fun every year but there's going to be some serious hair pulling and teeth gnashing this year.

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Please, God, we pray for another Covid season to once again reveal our true and eternal greatness.

We pray that the sleeping giant awakens.

We thank You for Your Favored Son, Jimbo, our Savior,.

Lastly, Dear God, we pray for the ramping of the Holy NIL to deliver us from evil.

"Who the fuck gets all riled up from them durn BLM protests and decides an appropriate response is to cancel season football tickets?  He sure showed em!"

I bet sometimes he even sleeps on his white bed sheets versus wearing them?

7 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Jimbo is a closer not an opener.

Candi is the opener.

That pool party is really paying dividends this year. 

5 hours ago, irishtexan said:

racists

I was going to go with Aggies but racists works too

6 hours ago, Cronkhill said:

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Hmm, no ag tag. A man with misplaced loyalty is suddenly questioning that loyalty. Sounds excruciating.

6 hours ago, Cronkhill said:

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One of you magnificent bastards has to be dixichkn!!! aggy comes out on the better end of the deal more often than not…there ain’t a snowballs chance in hell that isn’t trolling somehow. That can’t be real lulz. 
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“Win and the paradigm changes on all levels”

…said every aggie since 1939.

5 hours ago, linux said:

I absolutely adore that their best season in forever was at the helm of BLM Mond and the little pretend nazis boycotted A&M that season, only to come back to 8-4.

*8-5.  Don’t omit the bowl forfeit.

They still can't comprehend the difference between bags and NIL. Every school around them have been announcing NIL collectives, or have premier players showcasing NIL. Jimbo is still dumbfounded and the aggy brass is about as prepared for this thing a year in as we were at the start of it all.

2 hours ago, mdleast said:

 

 


“all of our success”

 

Well they are right that Texas, OU, Alabama, and LSU all are the big U of their state with little competition....but I doubt he gets that that's a big self-burn of A&M.

 

35 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Jimbo is still dumbfounded

Let's be fair. Jimbo is all about watching the action and not participating. 

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