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59 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

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We really got such a big break for scheduling perennial power and returning national champion OSU on their home field as our opener. Texas always gets the big breaks. 

Texas will have played the last 2 national champions in their house the season after they won.  So easy for us! 

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Posted
13 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Texas will have played the last 2 national champions in their house the season after they won.  So easy for us! 

Clearly tu rigged the playoffs to play these teams the year after when they knew the teams would be down. Padding the schedule to appear better than it really is. Look it up!

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Posted
10 hours ago, Scholz said:

You're talking about John David Crow

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For what it's worth...

When he was born, a midwife struggled to remove the umbilical cord around Crow’s neck, which resulted in nerve damage that paralyzed the left side of his face.  

Pretty fortunate that he survived and was able to lead a productive life, all things considered.

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You can see them working their way to claiming this factoid is proof of the unfair advantage the sips get.

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I think we can agree that Texas A&M University is a dynesty and will always be a dynesty.

Further in this vein:

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Yea! Texas never has to prove shit on the field while the real talented teams get their cred on the field! Take Arizona State for example!

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We, like everyone else, aspire to be one win from appearing in a conference championship game then loosing the month of November. But. So. Close.

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Posted
10 hours ago, Bevo14 said:

T264 is going to have to fight Looch in the parking lot.

“It’s terrifying how little the experts actually know” says the guys who fought to take horse paste during covid. Terrifying indeed. 

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Posted
20 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

“It’s terrifying how little the experts actually know” says the guys who fought to take horse paste during covid. Terrifying indeed. 

We talking about the experts who shut down beaches during Covid?

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Posted
15 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

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Misspelled dynasty and have they actually won a play off game.    In the same thread.   
 

is this seriously the dumbest group of brain dead idiotic little dick non functioning retarded sheep fucking morons the world has ever seen?

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Posted
45 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

You would think a team that 80 percent of the time starts off ranked and ends up unranked wouldn’t run their mouths about poll bias.  

If the only thing you could run was your mouth, you’d run it all day long as well. It’s the only exercise those rubes can get. 

Posted
41 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

is this seriously the dumbest group of brain dead idiotic little dick non functioning retarded sheep fucking morons the world has ever seen?

Well it's certainly A group of brain dead idiotic little dick non functioning retarded sheep fucking morons, there's some pretty serious historical competition from their aggie forefathers though.  But if you want to take all aggie or maybe specifically texags message board posters across history as a singular collection of brain dead idiotic little dick non functioning retarded sheep fucking morons, then quite possibly yes, they just might be the dumbest group of brain dead idiotic little dick non functioning retarded sheep fucking morons the world has ever seen. 

Posted
1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

I like how, as a group, they laugh at how we're going to be crushed by Ohio State, yet they lament tOSU's reduced state making a victory meaningless for tu.

it's a conundrum wrapped in a riddle inside a milkman pose

entirely unspoken is the concept of a true road win over a ranked team, something they haven't done in 11 years and only accomplished twice this century

we had 3 true road wins over ranked teams last year

Posted
16 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

it's a conundrum wrapped in a riddle inside a milkman pose

entirely unspoken is the concept of a true road win over a ranked team, something they haven't done in 11 years and only accomplished twice this century

we had 3 true road wins over ranked teams last year

Were they SEC night games?

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Posted
3 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

is this seriously the dumbest group of brain dead idiotic little dick non functioning retarded sheep fucking morons the world has ever seen?

Man, if the name of this thread ever gets updated, you couldn't be more on-the-nose than this...lol

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