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33 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Hard to enjoy when shitass Reed probably wins us the game yesterday 

Depends on who's coaching him and if he's told to run or not.  Both Ewers and now Arch have shown difficulty throwing short passes short to midrange passes, that they showed they could throw all day long in HS.  I don't know if their mind is focusing on multiple things at once, so that run of the mill, standard throws go to shit, but it needs to get fixed.

Posted
6 hours ago, Butch Had Not said:

I feel like I'm missing out on some good shit today from our friends in college station. I'm sure UTSA running for 200 yards is a nothingburger. 

Remember Elko told the broadcasters earlier in the week that UTSA had SEC starter level talent stupid sip 😂

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No visiting fan letters yet, but they have about four or five threads about Manning. Two in the top five on Texags:

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Here's the genius of How the Hell written yesterday morning:

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Here's one of the ones about Manning. Fan fiction. 

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Sure, the sips around the watercooler are wildly gesticulating and claiming Arch did great. The typists in the secretarial pool are having trouble concentrating.

Sure, the sports media has been impressively kind in their rage that the person they ballyhooed proved to be human. 

Toxic! Everybody drink!

Flash! This just in from QAnon:

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How many people has "the media" assassinated protecting their prized Manning brand?

 

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We're all hype. Sadly, we'll never attain the heights A&M has.

Now some Aggie boilerplate. We weren't that good/OSU achieved things against a mighty team:

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Seems the game was definitely a 14-0 shutout. Just like the Aggies were gaining a single yard away from a "much different outcome" when we shut out their sorry ass team. Anyway, we suck.

However, OSU is great because they beat such a stud-filled team.

Lastly, to be fair, there are Aggies saying Arch will be good. The answer to that below is another interesting bit of Aggie tunnel vision.

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Manning was awful Saturday. However, that's not the only sample of his work. He indeed started some games last year and did very well. The guy above mentions those starts but doesn't factor them in. The shriller Aggies have already written Arch off.

My feeling?

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From what I deciphered from the wall scribblings it was a dead cult practice RC brought back in 1994? what the fuck is he talking about?

Posted
46 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

What the fuck does redass even mean

The human body rejects repeated beatings in the rear area. It shows its disapproval by swelling and turning red.

In all seriousness it means hardcore cultist.

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Posted
On 9/7/2025 at 4:50 PM, Brian Fantana said:

What the fuck does redass even mean

From inside the red ass, you can't explain.

From outside the red ass, you don't really want to understand.

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We've got palpability, people! Narratives are being pushed. 

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*If you can't respect the performance (see directly above, and below), respect the depth!

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The Ags are gloomier than usual at this stage of the season. At least some maintain irony deafness:

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Hmmmm, where have we heard that before? 

Should the Ags not crush ND, you know the drill.

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Posted
9 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Shiner, you’ve been around way too long to ask that. 

Bro even back then I didn't know what it meant, I just assumed it was some aggy cult speak I didn't care to learn

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If you just look at the amount of money spent on talent, there's no reason A&M/ND should be anything but a toss-up or an edge to A&M. Pre-loading the "they won't give us credit!" whining says it all about where they have always been and always will be, which is behind.

There is no "ND narrative". Notre Dame has won some games recently that are worth a crap. A&M hasn't. They never do. So if A&M wins, which they SHOULD BE ABLE TO DO, the proper narrative should be, "Good game, A&M, way to execute" and that's it. That should be the narrative when you beat a team you're either toss-up with or hold a slight edge over. Same for the Texas/Ohio State game. Two well-matched teams in terms of talent.

wah wah wah wah the media wah wah wah wah

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17 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

We've got palpability, people! Narratives are being pushed. 

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*If you can't respect the performance (see directly above, and below), respect the depth!

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The Ags are gloomier than usual at this stage of the season. At least some maintain irony deafness:

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Hmmmm, where have we heard that before? 

Should the Ags not crush ND, you know the drill.

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"Elfin???" Like this? 

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Posted
27 minutes ago, nnm said:

SEC! SEC! SEC!

(forget that TAMU lost at home to the unworthy Irish last year—MIB flashy thing).

 

He knows Elko wears Dryfit to games, too, it's just that his fit like a muumuu, right?

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1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

The Elk was on College Sports Today on XM 84 for an interview last week. He's one of those guys that actually sounds fat. I tuned in mid-interview and listened for a minute and thought "who is this fat ass? is this Elko?" and then I listened to him breathe heavily and felt certain. He wasn't a bad interview, just a really fat one.

The last couple of times I've heard him talk I immediately thought I was hearing Kevin from The Office.

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1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

The Elk was on College Sports Today on XM 84 for an interview last week. He's one of those guys that actually sounds fat. I tuned in mid-interview and listened for a minute and thought "who is this fat ass? is this Elko?" and then I listened to him breathe heavily and felt certain. He wasn't a bad interview, just a really fat one.

I did not laugh enough at this.

So I read it again.

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Good good. aggy took the bait.  Now when they get boat raced in November by an injured shitty qb coached by a drunk that sucks I want to see their back tracking and excuses they use 

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The Ags have worn all-white with white helmets pretty frequently over the decades.  It's a good look.  And although I don't hate the script Aggies, I still think their aTm logo is more classic and a better look.

None of that will help them win the game tomorrow.

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Posted (edited)
40 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Nothing soeaks

bad ass more than a base level mustang in the back ground.  Which personifies the aggy offense 

Well, it's a GT 5.0 so I'm not sure there's a reason to scoff.  Clearly they went with the white paint and black trim because it looks like a stormtrooper uniform/helmet.

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Posted
5 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

They got the white pants, too. New helmet for the ND Game. Looks good except no elegant, iconic logo like another team that they don't care about has.

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https://twitter.com/i/status/1966260574041551342

And they got the swag back! 

Common responses:

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And this

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So true. 

That background really brings it all home. Nothing says icy whites like an airstrip on a hot day and assorted shrubbery.

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On 9/12/2025 at 7:54 AM, RomaVicta said:

They got the white pants, too. New helmet for the ND Game. Looks good except no elegant, iconic logo like another team that they don't care about has.

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https://twitter.com/i/status/1966260574041551342

And they got the swag back! 

Common responses:

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And this

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So true. 

How retarded to drive around in football gear.  And why does that mustang want to be an audi

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I thought this thread might die. Olin's work has been pretty solid lately and Aggies are gleeful. But my man steps up into the breech!

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Theme? Check! See if you can spot it!

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Rending of coiffure! Let's see what Slim Pickens thinks:

https://youtu.be/U4qIJkKy-00?t=114

And why is Olin referring to hair six times using six paragraphs of wit? He makes the case for Reed as the front runner for...well...you know. Let's check his reasoning:

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The wins? You betchum.

The stats? The frontrunner (the guy in front!) is eighth. I'm sure Olin will show why that is enough.

The entire nation watching his Heisman moment?

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That's a lot of people. But A&M played at night. Olin knows his shit. Let's check the colosal numbers when the entire nation watches. Cue night time ratings!

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Uh, Olin?

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I'm guessing they left off a couple of zeroes there, Olin?

And about that # 8 ranking for ND. I bet they didn't fall far after losing to those Fightin' Texas Aggies from Texas led by the Heisman front runner, huh?

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We won't even talk about that holding no-call during that Heisman Moment.

So, how does your man compare? Stats, wins, Heisman Moment. That total yardage ranking (8th) must be dominant!

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Yep. No softies on that Aggie schedule. Juggernauts all the way down! That win against winless ND trumps everything else!

Let's knock down another contender, you sly boots, you!

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Not nearly as impressive as beating the number 24 winless Fighting Irish who got out-fought by the Fightin' Texas Aggies. You're selling me on this front-runner shit, Olin!

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You bet!

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1. For God's sake, you beat UTSA and Utah State. Cut this shit out.

2. Now #21 ranked Michigan which has two wins unlike winless, #24 ND.

You're shit is weak, Olin. 

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Allow you to go full Aggie is more like it. 

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Noted.

More Aggie-ism

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It's a play a lot of QBs make. It's only novel for Aggies. Just as you overstate the significance of winning away. Other teams manage that more than once a decade. Perspective.

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Now bring it home you theme-creating wildcat!

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Imagine thinking you know enough about another team's coach to definitively state, "yep, he's off the wagon," but also not knowing that, although said coach did go to BYU, he isn't Mormon

 

Their stupidity burns so hotly it's palpable - and they're so proud of it

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