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Posted
21 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

I thought this thread might die. Olin's work has been pretty solid lately and Aggies are gleeful. But my man steps up into the breech!

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Theme? Check! See if you can spot it!

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Rending of coiffure! Let's see what Slim Pickens thinks:

https://youtu.be/U4qIJkKy-00?t=114

And why is Olin referring to hair six times using six paragraphs of wit? He makes the case for Reed as the front runner for...well...you know. Let's check his reasoning:

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The wins? You betchum.

The stats? The frontrunner (the guy in front!) is eighth. I'm sure Olin will show why that is enough.

The entire nation watching his Heisman moment?

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That's a lot of people. But A&M played at night. Olin knows his shit. Let's check the colosal numbers when the entire nation watches. Cue night time ratings!

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Uh, Olin?

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I'm guessing they left off a couple of zeroes there, Olin?

And about that # 8 ranking for ND. I bet they didn't fall far after losing to those Fightin' Texas Aggies from Texas led by the Heisman front runner, huh?

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We won't even talk about that holding no-call during that Heisman Moment.

So, how does your man compare? Stats, wins, Heisman Moment. That total yardage ranking (8th) must be dominant!

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Yep. No softies on that Aggie schedule. Juggernauts all the way down! That win against winless ND trumps everything else!

Let's knock down another contender, you sly boots, you!

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Not nearly as impressive as beating the number 24 winless Fighting Irish who got out-fought by the Fightin' Texas Aggies. You're selling me on this front-runner shit, Olin!

image.png.767ec6754e1d3dab6882920957370a49.pngPretty good, huh?

You bet!

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1. For God's sake, you beat UTSA and Utah State. Cut this shit out.

2. Now #21 ranked Michigan which has two wins unlike winless, #24 ND.

You're shit is weak, Olin. 

image.png.767ec6754e1d3dab6882920957370a49.pngAllow me to retort 

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Allow you to go full Aggie is more like it. 

image.png.767ec6754e1d3dab6882920957370a49.pngI deal in hope.

Noted.

More Aggie-ism

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It's a play a lot of QBs make. It's only novel for Aggies. Just as you overstate the significance of winning away. Other teams manage that more than once a decade. Perspective.

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Now bring it home you theme-creating wildcat!

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Gosh.. I wonder which part of the season we are in.. 

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Posted

Olin unintentionally describes the problem with Aggies.

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But first, here's where you need to do some ironing! Or hire a better draper.

Yes, despite a world-shaking everybody-is-talking-about-us 3-0 start, despite that!, they don't want to believe they've arrived! Aggies everywhere choke on their Aggie cigars for a new reason, they stop getting the light just right on their limited edition plastic Ol' Sarge statuette while leaving space for the Notre Dame score limited edition plastic cup.

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Finish? You mean wait for even more validation by the world that we're a magical place that all secretly wish they were part of?

This speaks more to what Elko knows he must remind Aggies rather than any possilbe dullness of his own mind:

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Most places do not need this reminder. Most places don't believe they have boarded an ever-ascending train only to be shocked it's actually a broken rollercoaster.

He also reveals just where A&M stands in the world of college football.

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Do actual "programs" see themelves in this way? This sounds like what Purdue or Syracuse might say after such a win. We're moving up as a program! Then they resume being where they belong until the next marquis win upset.

Actual programs are the ones programs like A&M excessively celebrate their occasional (inevitable) underdog victories against.

It's the overdog who is the program. The underdog is the wannabe.

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Posted
On 9/17/2025 at 12:29 PM, RomaVicta said:

I thought this thread might die. Olin's work has been pretty solid lately and Aggies are gleeful. But my man steps up into the breech!

image.thumb.png.4caf30f155b9389e03f54911ef65bdf0.pngimage.png.66a9031f6e1f50721e6af97c8997a963.png

Theme? Check! See if you can spot it!

image.png.b44b1eac4788e6bb8c6430b584794775.png

Rending of coiffure! Let's see what Slim Pickens thinks:

https://youtu.be/U4qIJkKy-00?t=114

And why is Olin referring to hair six times using six paragraphs of wit? He makes the case for Reed as the front runner for...well...you know. Let's check his reasoning:

image.png.f9cc16a86d905eac23bbf0d9f07e9ed9.png

The wins? You betchum.

The stats? The frontrunner (the guy in front!) is eighth. I'm sure Olin will show why that is enough.

The entire nation watching his Heisman moment?

image.png.e931ed2de2601ccdb2901e828ff28461.png 

That's a lot of people. But A&M played at night. Olin knows his shit. Let's check the colosal numbers when the entire nation watches. Cue night time ratings!

image.thumb.png.4853d1bf502bbf3a96fadd403e00e5c5.png

Uh, Olin?

image.thumb.png.30edb7bd7d44c1f37d1e98586a4fdbf1.png

I'm guessing they left off a couple of zeroes there, Olin?

And about that # 8 ranking for ND. I bet they didn't fall far after losing to those Fightin' Texas Aggies from Texas led by the Heisman front runner, huh?

image.thumb.png.1fa8f3d2d7c2bdce515719bac16f7c79.png

We won't even talk about that holding no-call during that Heisman Moment.

So, how does your man compare? Stats, wins, Heisman Moment. That total yardage ranking (8th) must be dominant!

image.png.89b18208991b412a1211fc2c015672ee.png

Yep. No softies on that Aggie schedule. Juggernauts all the way down! That win against winless ND trumps everything else!

Let's knock down another contender, you sly boots, you!

image.png.7794773b79cdd95eebfa3a0d52a73797.png

Not nearly as impressive as beating the number 24 winless Fighting Irish who got out-fought by the Fightin' Texas Aggies. You're selling me on this front-runner shit, Olin!

image.png.767ec6754e1d3dab6882920957370a49.pngPretty good, huh?

You bet!

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1. For God's sake, you beat UTSA and Utah State. Cut this shit out.

2. Now #21 ranked Michigan which has two wins unlike winless, #24 ND.

You're shit is weak, Olin. 

image.png.767ec6754e1d3dab6882920957370a49.pngAllow me to retort 

image.png.18a9504446e4fff4c125bc46746b8c6f.png

Allow you to go full Aggie is more like it. 

image.png.767ec6754e1d3dab6882920957370a49.pngI deal in hope.

Noted.

More Aggie-ism

image.png.9e06ed3ee5a66ff3a671c83d3757b854.png

It's a play a lot of QBs make. It's only novel for Aggies. Just as you overstate the significance of winning away. Other teams manage that more than once a decade. Perspective.

image.png.7033fbb2718402960161c02edf2241c6.png

Now bring it home you theme-creating wildcat!

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*Your shit is weak, Olin. 

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Posted
9 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

*Your shit is weak, Olin. 

Being an a&m beat writer has to be the most miserable job in existence. You get 4-5 weeks of sunshine, and then you are playing damage control for the rest of the year. Olin currently has his pasty white chest laid bare in the park trying to soak it all in. 

Posted
4 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Being an a&m beat writer has to be the most miserable job in existence. You get 4-5 weeks of sunshine, and then you are playing damage control for the rest of the year. Olin currently has his pasty white chest laid bare in the park trying to soak it all in. 

Olin is a true believer, though. 

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