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9 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

  ah ok explain why you keep posting then 

were you born before or after 1975?

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Repeating for this page...this thread needs to move to the Lulz board.

I see both sides of the argument.  On one hand, I love making fun of aggy as much as the next guy.  It’s fun and very effortless.  On the other hand, this thread does create a perception that they’re living in our heads when it’s the biggest thread on our football board.

Keeping it on our football board is giving aggy way too much credit.  And moving it would eliminate the frequent derailment experiences like the one on the last page.

/the fixer

I think it should be on the Lutz board too, but then some putz would start a thread on the football board about something stupid aggy did and we would end up with multiple threads.

WTF is Tell me about Texas a&m our most active board in the football forum?  But yet everyone claims we don’t care about them, it’s not a rivalry and we should never play them again??  
Obviously an aggy sock. Idk how this post could be any more obvious.

I mean it's ONE thread in the entire Football Subforum dealing with Aggy...take a look at one of their many boards.  Bet you find several threads from this week showing up about Texas.

so .05% of posts on the football board are about aggy. is that high? is that low? is that just right? how often do they do something stupid?

This isn’t a unique situation. We have a catch all thread for 15-25 other teams.

The aggie thread is naturally longer because they are a natural in state rival and we’ve played them over 100 times and we still live and interact with them in our every day lives. 

If you’re only fear is the way aggies will perceive this board then you should grow up. 

35 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

If your only fear is the way aggy will perceive this board then you should grow up. 

Gotta agree. I'm much more concerned about an incipient sock puppet revolution than I am about anything aggy does, least of all, how aggy perceives anything.

 

 

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Those bastards are everywhere.

aggy thread stays put. Especially for foosball season. That’s when it reaches peak hilarity.

18 hours ago, DCA_HORN said:

Well turns out aggy has their own network after all. Was scrolling through the channels and found something called RFD (Rural Free Delivery). Programs included classics such as AgPHD, FFA Today, and FarmHer.

 Launched in December 2000, RFD-TV is the nation’s first 24-hour television network featuring programming focused on the agribusiness, equine and the rural lifestyle.

Where you been bruh?

RFD is for real farmers & ranchers, not the fighting hullabaloo-caneck-caneck kind.

 

 

 

csb before the internet really took off RFD was the best way to sell livestock as they hosted televised auctions where sellers would submit video tape of their animals. We sold a few barrel and roping horses on there via video. So been using RFD for a long time, def not aggy.

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Hmmmm.... aggy vs. South Carolina, or Jade's chili?
I think I'm going to have to give the nod to Jade's chili. It may be the only contest that slop ever wins.
How about aggy vs. South Carolina IN Jade's chili?
1 minute ago, MrPhlegm said:
On 3/18/2019 at 2:58 PM, Walden Ponderer said:
Hmmmm.... aggy vs. South Carolina, or Jade's chili?
I think I'm going to have to give the nod to Jade's chili. It may be the only contest that slop ever wins.

How about aggy vs. South Carolina IN Jade's chili?

Eww...

 

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The simple explanation why this thread has so many posts is simple.  Aggie can't stop acting in a manner worthy of jokes or condemnation.   It's not becaue they are in anyone's heads.  That and we are better organized in putting all our trash in one gigantic pile of shit.   Or maybe it could also be Randolph Duke.  Tough to say.  But nothing to do with someone being in our heads. 

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13 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

WTF is Tell me about Texas a&m our most active board in the football forum?  But yet everyone claims we don’t care about them, it’s not a rivalry and we should never play them again??  

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I am very concerned with the perception random people affiliated with a different school than mine will have on my school based on anonymous postings on an internet message board by random people associated with my school. Burn it all down.

1 hour ago, deft said:

aggy thread stays put.

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11 minutes ago, Henry Hill said:

I am very concerned with the perception random people affiliated with a different school than mine will have on my school based on anonymous postings on an internet message board by random people associated with my school. Burn it all down.

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WTF is Tell me about Texas a&m our most active board in the football forum?  But yet everyone claims we don’t care about them, it’s not a rivalry and we should never play them again??  
Why u hate comedy?

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Ah yes the blind hateread for anyone calling logic to the situation as expected....   I hate atm as much as anyone else and would love to kick their ass again.  But you want to post about them non stop and don’t want to play them, they aren’t a rival and but you think about them non stop and  you post about them non stop...  ok.    I hate them but also wish we could kick their ass again 
 
^^^^^aggy^^^^^^

Splains why it hates comedy
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I agree with this but some take it more extram and don’t want a renewal!?  I saw why not?   If we are going to keep it going, then keep it going for real, why not?  It’s not a favorite opinion but if we keep a page this big devoted to them it’s a rivalry rather you like it or not...  so I say beat their ass in football why not?!  We can now.   Also a lot of posters post on this shit non stop saying it’s not a rivalry.........    ah ok explain why you keep posting then 
Why dont ewe splain why ewe posting on Texas board aggy boy.

Wait, swandard is dis ewe sock?
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That's a lot of hullaballoo your canecking there, Mr. Dedicated tu Fan.
Aggies transformed Longhorn statements that OU was a bigger rival into "tu says we're not their rival" and then proceeded to, typically, humiliate themselves by fretting over the invented position.
Obsession over imagined obsession is typically Aggie as well.
It never ceases to amaze and amuse how A&M imposters can't get through two posts about the rivalry without regurgitating Fish Camp dogma.
Here's a place holder until Mr Phlegm arrives.

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Excellent pic. Getty images obsession noted.

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[mention=1983]Hook1997[/mention] you're acting like Texas is the only school that makes fun of aggy. 
Take a step back and evaluate their school and associated traditions outside the context of a now defunct Texas/aggy rivalry. 
Go take a look at secrant if you need to.
I probably tolerate atm more than others on this board, but Christ they are easy to make fun of. 
Thanks to this evil genius Rice Man everbody make fun of aggy.

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No problem with this thread or it’s poularity.  My only problem is that it’s on the football board.  It ABSOLUTELY belongs on the Lulz board.  I come here often for the lulz.  Never for anything (seriously) football related.
Tradition is why it is on football.
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Repeating for this page...this thread needs to move to the Lulz board.
I see both sides of the argument.  On one hand, I love making fun of aggy as much as the next guy.  It’s fun and very effortless.  On the other hand, this thread does create a perception that they’re living in our heads when it’s the biggest thread on our football board.
Keeping it on our football board is giving aggy way too much credit.  And moving it would eliminate the frequent derailment experiences like the one on the last page.
/the fixer
WRONG
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The simple explanation why this thread has so many posts is simple.  Aggie can't stop acting in a manner worthy of jokes or condemnation.   It's not becaue they are in anyone's heads.  That and we are better organized in putting all our trash in one gigantic pile of shit.   Or maybe it could also be Randolph Duke.  Tough to say.  But nothing to do with someone being in our heads. 
I have aggy in my head at least once maybe twice a day.

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Great pic y'all will see this on again.
4 hours ago, gyroprotagonist said:

is this a typo or am i a moran and missed a new finominal shaggy/surly word change? 

Oops. Fucking autocorrect

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Jerry Strawser, Executive Vice President and CFO, will once again convene a task force including all campus constituent groups to provide further recommendations to ensure a successful class day and game.

They're forming a brute squad?

26 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Florida/Miami and Clemson/Ga. Tech on that same day. I can see why there might be appeal for Texas State against that slate. Huge national appeal.

5 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Florida/Miami and Clemson/Ga. Tech on that same day. I can see why there might be appeal for Texas State against that slate. Huge national appeal.

I believe Florida/Miami is on the 24th, the weekend before. Utah vs. BYU is on the 29th, though. 

2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I believe Florida/Miami is on the 24th, the weekend before. Utah vs. BYU is on the 29th, though. 

Well, that'll teach me to use the Google machine. Still, I'd rather watch Utah/BYU than aggy and... well, anyone, now that Texas doesn't have to play those dweebs any more.

Yeah I'll watch the National Champs that night.

Woah, woah, woah,

 

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Somebody expects me to watch aggy and Texas State when I could be watching Wagner and Connecticut? Pfffft.

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I have aggy in my head at least once maybe twice a day.

And then I flush and aggy is gone.
11 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Woah, woah, woah,

 

Somebody expects me to watch aggy and Texas State when I could be watching Wagner and Connecticut? Pfffft.

North Colorado and San Jose St. is going to be an absolute bloodbath. 

35 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Invited you say...

Are you implying that the SEC Network might have had something to do with this? That this is something other than an elite invitation?

This is what happens when you schedule a fucking FCS Texas State University. It will continue every year until they schedule a REAL opponent.

 

CHIEF

5 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

I like The Marty Stuart Show on RFD.

I listen to the Red Stegall show frequently on the drive back from Sonora Sunday mornings and he also has a show on RFD, Somewhere west of Wall Street. Interesting dude.

2 hours ago, CHIEF said:

This is what happens when you schedule a fucking FCS Texas State University. It will continue every year until they schedule a REAL opponent.

 

CHIEF

Uhhhhh.... Texas State is not FCS.

4 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Uhhhhh.... Texas State is not FCS.

They ain’t SEC so they’s good as FCS. 

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