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8 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Dumbass shit I just saw on texfags:

The delusion is uncanny.

That roller coaster is being pulled to the top of that first big drop. 

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5 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

 Meat judging and bass fishing do not count either.

They do when that is all you have.

What I think is funny is how aggy, the great military school that it is, doesn't even try to compete for the NCAA Rifle national championship. Not only does West Virginia dominate that sport, they have more NCAA championships in that one sport than aggy has in all sports combined.

And while we are talking about military matters....

aggy is soooo proud that 136 fake army fraternity graduates were commissioned as officers this month, the most in school history. Do the math. 136 frat members over four years is 544. Round that up to 600 to be generous with the number of fall semester grads. There are about 2,800 frat members. Just over 20% are actually going into the military. 8 in 10 of those redneck tin soldiers are just playing dress-up.

Can someone explain again why the taxpayers are subsidizing that fucking waste of money? The parents of the frat members should be footing the bill, just like the parents of every other fraternity in the state.

Please tell me taxpayers aren't paying for those jackboots and cosplay swords..

There are only 4 of the 14 teams in the SEC I pay attention to. None of them reside in the state of Texas.


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"Can someone explain again why the taxpayers are subsidizing that fucking waste of money? The parents of the frat members should be footing the bill, just like the parents of every other fraternity in the state. "

Actually a great question. The military is reducing the amount of officers it requires and are cutting slots. Now I have no earthly idea why we as tax payers have to foot the bill for these morons to wear fake army uniforms? Maybe some folks will smarten up with their tax dollars and stop spending them on jack boots, sabers and long sashes?

An aggy told me that those boots they wear cost $1600. We’re spending unnecessary tax dollars on bullshit priced boots that the gomers could get for $200 down at Cavender’s or Boot Barn.

But those Cavendar's boots don't have that nice, smooth leathery feel that sheep prefer when they rub against their hind legs.

I thought the cadets paid for their own boots? I remember der kommandant offering to pay for the boots of the corps turd who blocked a player from running into their bitch.

10 minutes ago, Modessit said:

I thought the cadets paid for their own boots? I remember der kommandant offering to pay for the boots of the corps turd who blocked a player from running into their bitch.

I think that's right.

I'm pretty sure that, like the rings, they have a ceremony to jizz on them and shove them up each other's asses when they get them. If they end up losing them, other aggies sell their children to help buy new ones. Such great turditions.

Then there's that one where they walk around campus holding each others' dicks...

Edited by Tex Pete

7 hours ago, BurntOrangeCrush said:

But those Cavendar's boots don't have that nice, smooth leathery feel that sheep prefer when they rub against their hind legs.

Fair enough.

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While we're on the subject of the corps, Rick Perry was a corps member and yell leader. Yes, that's our former governor. Seriously.

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Wow! Crazy! At least he was a good student I assume.

 

14 hours ago, BurntOrangeCrush said:

But those Cavendar's boots don't have that nice, smooth leathery feel that sheep prefer when they rub against their hind legs.

I dont know why, but i cant stop laughing at this post

I seriously don't understand how they justify to themselves continuing to wear costumes that make them look like the Brown Shirts. That getup is one of the most insanely unjustifiable symbols one could possibly dream up. What's even weirder is walking through their campus Hillel and seeing all the pictures of Jewish corps members from days gone by. The lack of self-awareness can only be described by one word:  aggy.

You know whoever selling those women's riding boots to aggy has a 100% markup over retail.

51 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I seriously don't understand how they justify to themselves continuing to wear costumes that make them look like the Brown Shirts. That getup is one of the most insanely unjustifiable symbols one could possibly dream up. What's even weirder is walking through their campus Hillel and seeing all the pictures of Jewish corps members from days gone by. The lack of self-awareness can only be described by one word:  aggy.

Let’s not forget about “the Swastikas,” one of the “secret societies” within the aggy corps. 

And the pic of the aggy corps member throwing the Bellamy Salute that is in one of their year books. 

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Wow! Crazy! At least he was a good student I assume.
 
Don't make me post his transcript.
6 minutes ago, DaysOff said:
2 hours ago, skipperj said:
Wow! Crazy! At least he was a good student I assume.
 

Don't make me post his transcript.

Why? Are the 'C' and 'D' keys on your keyboard worn out?

2 hours ago, Leanderman said:

How can we ever forget "Boot Slide"?

Is that when they line up wearing boots and Fruit of the Loom drawers and slide down a concrete driveway?  Do they earn a medal or a ribbon if they don't fall down?  

10 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Is that when they line up wearing boots and Fruit of the Loom drawers and slide down a concrete driveway?  Do they earn a medal or a ribbon if they don't fall down?  

They earn a slap on the ass. Probably. It's best not to ask.

From Texags:

Since the 2012 season EVERY team in the SEC WEST has defeated LSU at least TWICE..... I'm ready for a change. 

18 minutes ago, Nolacycling said:

From Texags:

Since the 2012 season EVERY team in the SEC WEST has defeated LSU at least TWICE..... I'm ready for a change. 

Bad news for aggy -- losing to LSU is now a tradition.

On 5/11/2018 at 2:09 PM, Leanderman said:

Now deduct the cheating years and what does it work out to?

Worse than the non-coed small school days.

Edited by ShaggyBevo RIP

This tweet from March aged well. Out of all these sports A&M won a grand total of 1 conference championship (including tournament championships). 

 

Can you smell...

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...what the cuck is cooking?

I really love the fact that Jimbo is already, in the minds of aggy, a massive, unquestionable success. They are now able to answer simply "Jimbo" whenever anyone questions their program or points out their history of mediocrity. Most coaches would be under enormous pressure as a new hire to come close to the lofty expectations heaped on Jimbo. Most coaches, however, don't have a $75 million golden parachute. 

45 minutes ago, Player said:

Can you smell...

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...what the cuck is cooking?

Jimbo! What springs to mind when you hear your ex-wife's name?  The number of times I have to go to to ATM to pay that bitch!

They didn't lose those championships, they just ran out of time. Stupid sip.

I recently saw this fact somewhere:

Texas A&M's only national championship is closer by date to Abraham Lincoln's assassination than to today.

3 minutes ago, Forty Acres said:

I recently saw this fact somewhere:

Texas A&M's only national championship is closer by date to Abraham Lincoln's assassination than to today.

1865 to 1939 = 74 years

1939 to 2018 = 79 years

5 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

1865 to 1939 = 74 years

1939 to 2018 = 79 years

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That's good matherating though..
5 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Herman = Sumlin, apparently:

 

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kfc...

Yes. 7-8 seniors and 2 juniors on defense is a ton of freshmen. Do these fucktards ever check anything before vomiting dumbshit everywhere?

Edited by Bevo14

Corp turd aggy in Pink Flamingos shirt.  Ms. collie takes a dump on the sidewalk.   I know how this movie ends.  

Never ceases to amaze me how aggy is more concerned with how we do (a team not in their conference or on their schedule) than their own shitass team..

 

I truly believe having a shitty season next year would be bearable for them so long as we have one as well..lulz.

 

 

Just now, ousux said:

Never ceases to amaze me how aggy is more concerned with how we do (a team not in their conference or on their schedule) than their own shitass team..

Never forget:  They don't want to beat us.  They want to BE us.

So, what happens first:  aggy wins their 2nd NC in football or aggy celebrates the Centennial of their 1st?

11 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

So, what happens first:  aggy wins their 2nd NC in football or aggy celebrates the Centennial of their 1st?

Real championship, or Wall championship?

From 247Sports.com:

"Texas A&M is one of those mid-tier programs that could join the cash cow Top 5 in the SEC ... if it starts winning big under Jimbo Fisher. Per Penn Live, "fans kept coming out (during the Kevin Sumlin era), but gross football revenue dipped more than 4 percent from 2015-16." The Aggies tied Kentucky with the steepest decline, a $3.3 million difference from the previous fiscal year."

yes,  7 other SEC schools generated more football revenue than Aggy (2016-2017).   Boycott expected on the mid-tier program comment.....

9 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Real championship, or Wall championship?

Real.  I know this is aggy, but we're not grading on a curve here.

52 minutes ago, TheAuditor said:

From 247Sports.com:

"Texas A&M is one of those mid-tier programs that could join the cash cow Top 5 in the SEC ... if it starts winning big under Jimbo Fisher. Per Penn Live, "fans kept coming out (during the Kevin Sumlin era), but gross football revenue dipped more than 4 percent from 2015-16." The Aggies tied Kentucky with the steepest decline, a $3.3 million difference from the previous fiscal year."

yes,  7 other SEC schools generated more football revenue than Aggy (2016-2017).   Boycott expected on the mid-tier program comment.....

Username checks out.

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

So, what happens first:  aggy wins their 2nd NC in football or aggy celebrates the Centennial of their 1st?

Neither. They'll be under the death penalty for all the shennanigins they're about to/already are pulling.

That's what I'm hoping for, at least. Knowing the NCAA though, we'll probably settle for aggy celebrating 100 years playing in a day game in which they're wearing glow in the dark uni's. 

"So, what happens first:  aggy wins their 2nd NC in football or aggy celebrates the Centennial of their 1st? "

Randolph Duke will bow his head in shame for all his lies first.

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