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LSU is going in dry on them after last year's farce.

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I have a hard time laughing at aggy when we are such a dumpster fire, but given how they love to hate on the lowly "bdf" that is really, really fucking funny.

 

18 hours ago, Deej said:

LSU is going in dry on them after last year's farce.

After the media has been saying for the last 2 or 3 weeks that the lsu D is suspect, I would have to agree.  

aggy is now 80-80 in conference play since the start of the century.  With their impending loss to LSU Saturday, they will have a losing conference record over the past 20 seasons.

2 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

aggy is now 80-80 in conference play since the start of the century.  With their impending loss to LSU Saturday, they will have a losing conference record over the past 20 seasons.

20 years ago, aggy became a small, all male military academy that has provided more officers to the fight against global terrorism than West Point and Annapolis combined.

For the past 20 years, since the "tu dominated" state legislature has inexplicably prevented aggy from committing mass homicide on the school campus prior to their last regular season football game, the "sleeping giant" has been kept from its rightful position as next year's national champion.

 

Sound familiar?

 

 

 

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A&M is important enough that we demand structural change within SEC.

SEC must set up post game fairness commison.
They do officiating analysis to weed out blatantly missed callers
Get rid of the bad caller and increase cadre of the honest callers.
Make the report public every week so public know how many missed call they were in a game. Data will be another part of the game...post-game.

I am sick of blatant protection of BAMA and alike in the sec.
https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3078455
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Okay just to play devil's advocate, why do you think we are always on the receiving (bad) end of ref bias? I'm talking historically- you can't bring up the sips without hearing about the numerous calls over the decades.
Joining the SEC was supposed to put all that behind. But then you watch that tonight and consider a few other games (LSU, etc.) and wonder why we always seem to have beef with the officiating. Like way more than any other fan base. And it's justified!
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21 minutes ago, DeadArmadillo said:

Bird gotta sing, fish gotta swim

Every aggy can explain the problem. Since ritualistic negligent homicide was stopped prior to their last regular season football game, A&M football hasn't had a winning record in conference play. Obviously, the aggys need to bring back ritualistic negligent homicide to their campus.

What aggy parents wouldn't be proud to sacrifice the lives of their children for a winning record in conference play for Texas A&M football? Especially since they would be sacrificing the lives of their children for the glorification of the S!E!C!

It might take decades, and the needless deaths of hundreds of loyal aggy youth, but for the glorification of aggy football and the S!E!C!, in the minds of aggys, it would all be worth it.

Those who claim that bringing Texas A&M into modernity and making the aggy collegiate experience palatable to today's college students, making A&M culture more racially inclusive, or possibly (gasp!) treating women as individuals worthy of inclusion into "aggy turditions" are simply trying to keep the "sleeping giant" down. Let's just ignore that the racist, fat, white, male alumni who have "turditionally" made all decisions regarding Texas A&M have done a FAR better job of keeping the "sleeping giant" at bay than anyone wanting to bring modernity to A&M culture could ever do. But that is another story.

As the man said. "Bird gotta sing, fish gotta swim." And the "sleeping giant" gotta sleep.

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Boy just look at the frivolity over there at texaggy 

 

 

 

Has anyone seen a pic where you can actually see Loochie’s teeth?  I think he may be gummin’ it. 

Texags is a breeding ground for Type 2 diabetes 

24 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

Has anyone seen a pic where you can actually see Loochie’s teeth?  I think he may be gummin’ it. 

They are embedded in Johnny Football's sphincter.

11 hours ago, Randolph Duke said:

 

 

Lulz. Sounds eerily familiar. Probably still our fault.

On 11/20/2019 at 3:54 PM, HtownHorn said:

Realign to 8-10 team conferences. Each conference champion gets a bid to the CFP + 4 at large births. Play 11 games, 2 OOC and round robin conference. Playoffs start the 2nd week of December. Top 2 seeds get a 1st round bye. Other 1st and 2nd round games are hosted at the higher seeds home field.

Also end all bowl affiliations with conferences.

I'm on board with 10 team conferences. Make 8 of them and have an 8 team playoff. Conference winners get in. If they want to add more teams to the playoff system in the future, I'm sure they can figure out how. Although I would be in favor of reducing the season game totals. Play 9 conference games and 2 OOC games max. Eliminate the silly CCG.

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20 years ago, aggy became a small, all male military academy that has provided more officers to the fight against global terrorism than West Point and Annapolis combined.
For the past 20 years, since the "tu dominated" state legislature has inexplicably prevented aggy from committing mass homicide on the school campus prior to their last regular season football game, the "sleeping giant" has been kept from its rightful position as next year's national champion.
 
Sound familiar?
 
 
wat? no they havent. they are ALWAYS next year's national champion. ALL WAYS.

it's like when you go to catfish parlour ans there is a sign on the wall that says "free beer tomorrow".
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Has anyone seen a pic where you can actually see Loochie’s teeth?  I think he may be gummin’ it. 
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@barstoolaggy is the dumbest ran account on twitter.  This person is constantly getting put in to his/her place.  I swear one of you trolls run this account.

 

Got beat on the scoop above

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Which of their SEC brethren leaked that to the NCAA?

10 minutes ago, Deej said:

Which of their SEC brethren leaked that to the NCAA?

Obviously it was Saban. I'm sure you've heard that he is shaking in his boots about Jimbo and the aggies. This is just a way to keep them at bay for a little bit longer until he can retire.

Didn't jimbo personally save some poor soul from dying last summer? Stupid sips. He's a goddamn hero! 
"Give me an army of West Point graduates and I'll win a battle. Give me a handful of Jimbo Fishers and I'll win a war! - Patton"

- Some aggy
5 hours ago, Duval Street said:

Is that Randy’s Christmas present?

Hell no.

What I have cooking is far more interesting than white trash rednecks committing negligent homicide and at the end of the day no one is held accountable. 

The health and safety of aggy students not taken seriously?! 

That is so 1999. 

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Asked about the NCAA's medical autonomy rules, Texas A&M team physician Dr. J.P. Bramhall told Outside the Lines that the "guidelines we are given are not rules."

one of the most Aggie statements of all time

20 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

 

 

one of the most Aggie statements of all time

"I wouldn't say there were any protocols at the time. Just some stupid op guidelines book probably wrote by some sip fheg."

Say what you will about aggy paying Jimbo. Atleast those fucks have made it clear that they’re serious and dedicated  to winning. We have a coach that’s to stubborn to fire shitty coordinators 

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49 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

jennifer lawrence ok GIF

16 minutes ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

Say what you will about aggy paying Jimbo. Atleast those fucks have made it clear that they’re serious and dedicated  to winning. We have a coach that’s to stubborn to fire shitty coordinators 

But they aren't winning. They are just paying more for mediocrity.

2 hours ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

Say what you will about aggy paying Jimbo. Atleast those fucks have made it clear that they’re serious and dedicated  to winning. We have a coach that’s to stubborn to fire shitty coordinators 

So you think we would be in better shape right now if we had just paid Tom $75 million?


Asked about the NCAA's medical autonomy rules, Texas A&M team physician Dr. J.P. Bramhall told Outside the Lines that the "guidelines we are given are not rules."

one of the most Aggie statements of all time

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1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

But they aren't winning. They are just paying more for mediocrity.

Have they beat anyone with a winning record?

Not sure what the debate even is?? That Aggy is going to have yet another year of not sniffing a division title?

 

The Aggies are convinced that they are not the Texas Tech in their match up. People are tuning in to watch the Aggies as much as LSU. 

We're relevant! People care about us! People laugh at tu!

No institution that has been identified by the Department of Homeland Security as having a culture that impedes risk identification should be violating established safety and health protocols. 

As long as the idiots are allowed to hide behind sovereign immunity, and state government officials refuse to enforce criminal statutes, no individual on the A&M campus is safe. 

7 hours ago, Randolph Duke said:

No institution that has been identified by the Department of Homeland Security as having a culture that impedes risk identification should be violating established safety and health protocols. 

As long as the idiots are allowed to hide behind sovereign immunity, and state government officials refuse to enforce criminal statutes, no individual on the A&M campus is safe. 

Stoopid sips. We's still burnin' bonfire for LSU. Whooooooop!

Once we can kill twelve more students, we can come in 2nd place in the SEC West.

18 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Not sure what the debate even is?? That Aggy is going to have yet another year of not sniffing a division title?

 

Good ‘ol Figurelli. What a fuckwad. 

Not sure what the debate even is?? That Aggy is going to have yet another year of not sniffing a division title?
 
Both teams should finish at 7-5 but only one will have beaten a team that finishes with a winning record.

And they want to fire the entire staff.  The other team's fanbase wants extensions all around for another hard fought sec finish. 

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guidelines, not rules, you stupid sip fagets!!!!!!
whatever, aggy boy.

well back to texags to tee hee hee about putting one over on tu. tee hee hee.

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