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Imagine really and truly thinking you’re going to move the ball on Clemson this year. Couldn’t be me.

Besides graduating linebacker Dorian O’Daniel, the Tigers bring back their entire starting front seven from last season. That means defensive ends Clelin Ferrell and Austin Bryant and defensive tackles Dexter Lawrence and Christian Wilkins, all of them potential first-round picks, are back for more.

 

2 hours ago, Leanderman said:

"Post is missing crucial information in the form of a pic of said chick in order to verify ". I think I found her

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Man, you know that’s Candi!

2 hours ago, Leanderman said:

"Post is missing crucial information in the form of a pic of said chick in order to verify ". I think I found her

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Still would...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Look at how to resale the candy without the receipt, that is...

1 hour ago, kopp0e said:

Still would...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Look at how to resale the candy without the receipt, that is...

You are blind, aren't you?

On 7/17/2018 at 10:33 PM, Machinator said:

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wait these are the same dickheads with a 10+ page thread on Texags about how Texas players especially on defense are not SEC SEC SEC ready and that is why they always lose in the SEC SEC SEC

19 hours ago, texasstrong12 said:

aggys OL is going to get abused. 

If I were Bilbo, I'd seriously consider starting a nobody special teamer at QB that game.  Because Clemson's D line is going to do disgusting things to them.

3 hours ago, Scholz said:

If I were Bilbo, I'd seriously consider starting a nobody special teamer at QB that game.  Because Clemson's D line is going to do disgusting things to them.

So, any one of their QBs

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Fake pic, I can tell by the pixels and stuff.

Oh, and also because it's two sheep, an aggy would have cut in long before the pic was snapped.

My Facebook feed today is full of angsty aggy professors, all pissed off by the AD buying their silence by selling faculty $12 tickets to their Thursday night opener.

45 second clip with seven "ya know"s.  Quite eloquent.

Wel he’s SEC ready, ya know.

Sitting at a bar next to a female Aggie equestrian nation champion...   Has the ring on and she’s actually hot

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12 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Sitting at a bar next to a female Aggie equestrian nation champion...   Has the ring on and she’s actually hot

Walk right away, horse girls are crazy as fuck and not in the good kinda way.

My Facebook feed today is full of angsty aggy professors, all pissed off by the AD buying their silence by selling faculty $12 tickets to their Thursday night opener.
Silence for what, the rampant sheep rape or the "enhanced" recruiting?
1 minute ago, Not a Sock said:

Walk right away, horse girls are crazy as fuck and not in the good kinda way.

This man speaks truth. 

1 hour ago, Hook1997 said:

Sitting at a bar next to a female Aggie equestrian nation champion...   Has the ring on and she’s actually hot

Tell her that you're a porn star named "Mister Ed". Should work.

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basic grammar

53 minutes ago, Not a Sock said:

Walk right away, horse girls are crazy as fuck and not in the good kinda way.

Wow, you are so right.   Story to come after I leave the bar!  Also got pics of the ring and her.  Does imgbb links for pics work here?

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Sitting at a bar next to a female Aggie equestrian nation champion...   Has the ring on and she’s actually hot
Unless you're a broad...

If fapping to Equus is wrong then I don't wanna be right

1 hour ago, Not a Sock said:

Walk right away, horse girls are crazy as fuck and not in the good kinda way.

Give me a for instance please. Not sure what this means.

6 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

My Facebook feed today is full of angsty aggy professors, all pissed off by the AD buying their silence by selling faculty $12 tickets to their Thursday night opener.

Whoop!

1 hour ago, Hook1997 said:

Wow, you are so right.   Story to come after I leave the bar!  Also got pics of the ring and her.  Does imgbb links for pics work here?

If you did anything other than offer to go back to her place and watch that one time they beat bama and bang her with pics to post... Then you have disappointed us all. 

Oh, you can do the ring ceremony tradition, can you? Guaranteed Jimbo has no fucking clue what he’s saying, he just knows that it’s exactly what every aggy wants to hear and that it makes them cream their jeans every time he mentions traditions. “Oh yeah, they just have a ton of fun traditions down here... why just last night I was practicing some... uh... some bonfire and then us coaches decided to learn us up on how to do that dead dog cemetery tradition so’s we can do it on game day”

1 hour ago, Hook1997 said:

Does imgbb links for pics work here?

Yes

23 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

Has he seen photos of the leaning tower of non-bonfire from 1994..?

Image result for texas a&m bonfire falling

3 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

Sitting at a bar next to a female Aggie equestrian nation champion...   Has the ring on and she’s actually hot

You do realize, you will never measure up to that horse, don't you?

3 hours ago, ousux said:
8 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:
My Facebook feed today is full of angsty aggy professors, all pissed off by the AD buying their silence by selling faculty $12 tickets to their Thursday night opener.

Silence for what, the rampant sheep rape or the "enhanced" recruiting?

Plenty of aggy faculty are pissed that the academic side loans to athletics have never been repaid. They are utterly powerless, of course, but cutting their numbers even further is just good redneck politics.

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

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It’s a shame that the stupid dog is far and away the smartest one in that picture. 

45 second clip with seven "ya know"s.  Quite eloquent.
You sound like you may be a P1 from the 90s.
50 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

Baggins with the backhanded comment.  I like it. 

11 hours ago, texifornia said:

 

So he can down a pitcher of beer.  I thought he was bourbon man.

7 minutes ago, Noah Fence said:

So he can down a pitcher of beer.  I thought he was bourbon man.

If he drinks Evan Williams green label, he probably drinks whatever.

37 minutes ago, ShowmeyourTDs said:

Look at all those little bitches.

Cute collie, though

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