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2 hours ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Figurelli didn't attend aggy and there's a 50/50 chance that idiot was Figurelli, so he might have been telling the truth on that part.

On the other hand, just bc technically Figurelli isn't aggy, he's still very much aggy, and should be treated as such.

Think he went to aggy after UH.

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Gonna plug Umlang's book bc he's the best at owning aggy with statistical analysis

 

That dude was definitely a troll but are we certain he was an ag?  He actually used an article before "Bonfire" and I've never seen an ag do that.
 

I just figured it was Lucci.
Gonna plug Umlang's book bc he's the best at owning aggy with statistical analysis
 

I bought it. Sitting on my coffee table at the lake.
My favorite was when he posted on the shag he would be visiting college station and the posters on texags started posting like they were preparing for an invasion with sentries and lookouts and roving bands of aggy tasked with hunting him down. 
I'm sure the same old redasses who defended Sully's statue were also mobilized for this effort, lulz

Little Brothers unite! Texum Bulldogs, Kayce Smith and Brandon Walker of Barstool Sports, attack UT and Ole Miss while helping promote 101 Aggie Facts😆

 

8 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Little Brothers unite! Texum Bulldogs, Kayce Smith and Brandon Walker of Barstool Sports, attack UT and Ole Miss while helping promote 101 Aggie Facts😆

 

Yea, about that "little brother" claim. A&M is legitimately a branch of UT. And not one of the aggys will ever even consider changing A&M's branch college status.

 

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LOL somebody link the video of El Prez and Big Cat absolutely shutting that dumb aggy down when she said that Texas and aggy are on the same level.

1 hour ago, DFW Horn said:

Little Brothers unite! Texum Bulldogs, Kayce Smith and Brandon Walker of Barstool Sports, attack UT and Ole Miss while helping promote 101 Aggie Facts😆

 

What an asshole!

24 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

 

All that graphic does, is make me furious at our women's soccer program.  Embarrassing.

 

 

 

;)

 

33 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

How in the f*ck did we lose to them six times in men's swimming???

PS - Somebody please go share that on SECRant and then report back.

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24 minutes ago, utee94 said:

 

All that graphic does, is make me furious at our women's soccer program.  Embarrassing.

It's OK. Soccer is no more of a sport than Quidditch.

35 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

How in the f*ck did we lose to them six times in men's swimming???

PS - Somebody please go share that on SECRant and then report back.

aggy were swimmun cross duh Engrich Channel tuh gets to Normundee and save duh worlz while y’all wuz settin round studying them school books, ya silly t-sip!!!

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

Someone tweet out to Kyle that Texas A&M's first football game ever was in October 1894. They played against The University of Texas. And at halftime, the aggy team quit and didn't even come out to play the second half.

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1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

How in the f*ck did we lose to them six times in men's swimming???

PS - Somebody please go share that on SECRant and then report back.

Stupid sip, now run it from 84-94

3 hours ago, Twizzler said:

Stupid sip, now run it from 84-94

Kyle points out in his book that there are only 5 years out of 118 years that aggy can cherry pick to give themselves a winning record (and oh do they use these dates a LOT): 1975, 1979, 1983, 1984, 1985.

Someone tweet out to Kyle that Texas A&M's first football game ever was in October 1894. They played against The University of Texas. And at halftime, the aggy team quit and didn't even come out to play the second half.
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Outclassing them since 1894 lol
20 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

Little Brothers unite! Texum Bulldogs, Kayce Smith and Brandon Walker of Barstool Sports, attack UT and Ole Miss while helping promote 101 Aggie Facts😆

 

Oh are we supposed to constantly kiss A&M's and MSU's ass then? What fun would that be?

I'm pretty sure that if you're posting videos of yourself on social media complaining about being referred to as little brother then you are in fact little brother

34 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I'm pretty sure that if you're posting videos of yourself on social media complaining about being referred to as little brother then you are in fact little brother

It’s like when people say “you think you’re better than me?” and by simply asking that question the answer is obviously yes.

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21 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

Little Brothers unite! Texum Bulldogs, Kayce Smith and Brandon Walker of Barstool Sports, attack UT and Ole Miss while helping promote 101 Aggie Facts😆

 

 

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22 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

Little Brothers unite! Texum Bulldogs, Kayce Smith and Brandon Walker of Barstool Sports, attack UT and Ole Miss while helping promote 101 Aggie Facts😆

 

The problem with their little theory is that they have precisely zero facts to back it up.

EVERYTHING about the relationship/rivalry between UT and a&m points to them being the little brother, and Kyle's Aggie Facts is all about making that point clear for the world to see.

18 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

The problem with their little theory is that they have precisely zero facts to back it up.

EVERYTHING about the relationship/rivalry between UT and a&m points to them being the little brother, and Kyle's Aggie Facts is all about making that point clear for the world to see.

I’m not so sure facts have ever been much of a problem for aggy.

10 minutes ago, Scooter Monzingo said:

I’m not so sure facts have ever been much of a problem for aggy.

Facts don't help them.  Pretty much ever.

4 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

Why would everyone else act like children? We expect it from aggy and pity them because of it. 

10 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

No other SEC fan base wants to imitate these dorks

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more aggy idiocy

Wow.  Every time I think they can't surprise me with their unbelievable dorkiness, they level up.

Well done ags, well done.

2 hours ago, Scooter Monzingo said:

I’m not so sure facts have ever been much of a problem for aggy.

If aggy had enough of anything to brag about their superiority over Texas, it would have been showcased in a book and their hall of champions!   Just does not exist.

13 minutes ago, C-Man said:


Dear lord, that’s embarrassing.

Not for an aggy….they can’t be embarrassed or shamed.

I still have 101 Aggie Jokes from SWC days.

Wasn’t it 606? I seem to remember that was the book back in the mid 80s at Big Pines Lodge in uncertain, Texas where Eyes played on the jukebox every 45 minutes.
Kyle points out in his book that there are only 5 years out of 118 years that aggy can cherry pick to give themselves a winning record (and oh do they use these dates a LOT): 1975, 1979, 1983, 1984, 1985.
Since they like 1975, they had only beaten us in football 20 times at the end of that year.
25 minutes ago, markstanco said:

And yes @trashmaster I know that sentence structure was awful.

Eh, if I worried about sentence structure around here I'd have to work overtime. And I'd start with my own posts.

I choose my battles.

5 hours ago, wildturkey8 said:

I still have 101 Aggie Jokes from SWC days.

 

For some youngsters that might not be familiar... 

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Remember these from back in the day?

 

Texas aggie Jokes

 

If Texas is Varsity, what does that make aggy? 

That's right- JV. And who plays on JV? Little brother 

2 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

 

"Turn the creative nature of Aggies lose".

 

I think they've lost another sub.

 

Felony huh. So how much did he have on him?

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