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On 8/21/2021 at 9:16 AM, Harrison Bergeron said:

In fairness, Texas Monthly has not been worth using as toilet paper for two decades. 

Know a VC guy from Abilene who went to TCU .  His old man  started a giant church so maybe that is Texas Monthly source.

On 8/20/2021 at 10:26 PM, Howdy said:

Labeling us as racists is a lie and shows your insecurities.  You are aware that it was a sip that mailed the racist note to Sumlin, right?  You should also read up on DKR before you start labeling Ags as racists.

Well of course not, especially after your old white warriors staunchly defended the Klan Governor and war criminal Sul Ross statue in the middle of your campus.  Who could've imagined such a thing?  Preposterous.

 

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Is you an aggy or a blaggy?

 

 

 

 

On 8/20/2021 at 10:26 PM, Howdy said:

Labeling us as racists is a lie and shows your insecurities.  You are aware that it was a sip that mailed the racist note to Sumlin, right?  You should also read up on DKR before you start labeling Ags as racists.

"...the hashtag #RacismAtTAMUFeelsLike was trending nationally on Twitter."

 

https://www.statesman.com/story/news/education/2020/06/17/texas-am-students-share-stories-of-campus-discrimination/42445047/ 

On 8/20/2021 at 5:19 PM, Deej said:

I didn't think aggy heaven allowed black people?

Sure they do.  But it's the Prairie View section in the back.

1 hour ago, Scholz said:

Well of course not, especially after your old white warriors staunchly defended the Klan Governor and war criminal Sul Ross statue in the middle of your campus.  Who could've imagined such a thing?  Preposterous.

 

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Is you an aggy or a blaggy?

 

 

 

 

 

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1 hour ago, Scholz said:

Well of course not, especially after your old white warriors staunchly defended the Klan Governor and war criminal Sul Ross statue in the middle of your campus.  Who could've imagined such a thing?  Preposterous.

 

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Is you an aggy or a blaggy?

 

 

 

 

the lack of self-awareness is funny from the old man, but there was a point in time where "Blaggy" meant Blinn Aggy as in not really in TAMU. not sure how he was using it

1 hour ago, crum said:

the lack of self-awareness is funny from the old man, but there was a point in time where "Blaggy" meant Blinn Aggy as in not really in TAMU. not sure how he was using it

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His foot is hurt.

20 hours ago, Scholz said:

Well of course not, especially after your old white warriors staunchly defended the Klan Governor and war criminal Sul Ross statue in the middle of your campus.  Who could've imagined such a thing?  Preposterous.

 

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Is you an aggy or a blaggy?

 

 

 

 

 

As long as Texas A&M allows a clown like Looch to actually be their mouthpiece and represent their university, you'll know that they haven't figured it out.

1 hour ago, Pam Cummings said:

As long as Texas A&M allows a clown like Looch to actually be their mouthpiece and represent their university, you'll know that they haven't figured it out.

To be fair, UT has its share of clowns as mouthpieces. 

Demas still not in pads
5* studs don't need no stinkin pads
53 minutes ago, nnm said:

To be fair, UT has its share of clowns as mouthpieces. 

True, but the ags have a defining cultural bias that impeded their ability to perceive what is obvious to others. At some point, most people can assess the credibility of various mouthpieces. aggys, not so much.

Add to that the fact that Liucci was one of the central figures in Manziel blowing off rehab in favor of constant partying back in 2012. In retrospect, Liucci wasn't doing Manziel (of the A&M program) any favors. To my knowledge, Liucci has never accepted any responsibility for his part in that and he certainly hasn't been held accountable by rednecks.

The fact Texags only still exists today because of it's government bailout on 2020 shows just how adept Liucci is at running an actual business.

Never been impressed with Liucci, other than as a source of unintended comedy.

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1 hour ago, nnm said:

To be fair, UT has its share of clowns as mouthpieces. 

We mock ours. They revere theirs.

2 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

We mock ours. They revere theirs.

Fair enough

1 hour ago, nnm said:

To be fair, UT has its share of clowns as mouthpieces. 

 

2 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

We mock ours. They revere theirs.

This.  And we really haven't had and don't have anyone that is on the same level of ridiculousness as Looch.

5 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

 

This.  And we really haven't had and don't have anyone that is on the same level of ridiculousness as Looch.

Geoff Ketchum is a fucking tool. And he doesn't have near the sway with anyone at Texas that Billy Loochie has at Texas A&M. Texags has fired and hired several of their coaches over the years.

I don't know anyone who would even confess to even liking Geoff Ketchum because he is a fat, contemptible piece of shit. 

11 hours ago, nnm said:

To be fair, UT has its share of clowns as mouthbreathers. 

Fify

On 8/20/2021 at 10:26 PM, Howdy said:

Labeling us as racists is a lie and shows your insecurities.  You are aware that it was a sip that mailed the racist note to Sumlin, right?  You should also read up on DKR before you start labeling Ags as racists.

Perhaps you are one who should read up on DKR, you ignorant dipshit.

True, but the ags have a defining cultural bias that impeded their ability to perceive what is obvious to others. At some point, most people can assess the credibility of various mouthpieces. aggys, not so much.
Add to that the fact that Liucci was one of the central figures in Manziel blowing off rehab in favor of constant partying back in 2012. In retrospect, Liucci wasn't doing Manziel (of the A&M program) any favors. To my knowledge, Liucci has never accepted any responsibility for his part in that and he certainly hasn't been held accountable by rednecks.
The fact Texags only still exists today because of it's government bailout on 2020 shows just how adept Liucci is at running an actual business.
Never been impressed with Liucci, other than as a source of unintended comedy.
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Looch never needed a penny of that bailout money, fleecing the teeming masses of aggy is one of the most lucrative business models you can imagine. It was theft of taxpayer money, plain and simple.
Perhaps you are one who should read up on DKR, you ignorant dipshit.

I wanna hear his story. It should be pretty good. It probably starts off with DKR getting lost on his way to the stadium and getting directions from the best red asses ever.
Just now, Jkwellborn said:


I wanna hear his story. It should be pretty good. It probably starts off with DKR getting lost on his way to the stadium and getting directions from the best red asses ever.

And ends with a 17-3 record vs mighty aTm.

12 hours ago, nnm said:

To be fair, UT has its share of clowns as mouthpieces. 

none of our mouthpieces are de-facto extensions of our AD

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Coincidentally, that’s the same size as the world record-holding aggy penis.

 

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1 hour ago, Jkwellborn said:


I wanna hear his story. It should be pretty good. It probably starts off with DKR getting lost on his way to the stadium and getting directions from the best red asses ever.

The thing is, the dumbfuck can’t tell the “actual” story. He’s repeating some drivel he learned via the aggy turdition of story-telling. They hear some vague bullshit repeated at Fish Camp, the Special Olympics, or some other place where mentally handicapped people hang out and just repeat it as a matter of course because they’re intellectually incurious and thrive on confirmation bias. It makes them feel better about the shithole they chose to attend college at.
 

Truth is completely optional. Like the time an aggy friend tried to convince me that The University of Texas actually used to call itself “Texas University” until the 70s or so. Problem is, it’s bullshit made up by a mentally deficient aggy (but I repeat myself). 

On 7/14/2021 at 10:51 AM, Scholz said:

- Texas caused the end of the rivalry game - aggy didn't cause it by leaving the conference

- the LHN broke up the B12N deal - not aggy & corn rejecting it

-  aggy got the first invite to the SEC, & the SEC wouldn't have let Texas in

- their schedule is tougher than a Big 12 schedule, even with the extra patsy thrown in, because Bama, LSU, & Auburn & all of their nat'l titles. 

 

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Yep, but it didn't even slow him down. aggy gonna aggy.

Never go full aggy.

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FUCK YEAH SARK!!!  🤘

 

24 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

FUCK YEAH SARK!!!  🤘

 

Kyle needs to post this as his "aggy fact Thursday" on Twitter.

9 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Truth is completely optional. Like the time an aggy friend tried to convince me that The University of Texas actually used to call itself “Texas University” until the 70s or so. Problem is, it’s bullshit made up by a mentally deficient aggy (but I repeat myself). 

Historically, midwest states' flagship universities have referred to themselves as OU, NU, KU, MU, etc. UT wasn't and isn't one of them. Once again, aggy can fuck off.

3 hours ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Not shocking

King was a good kid. It sucks he went to A&M - I think he’ll be a good college QB. Ugh. 

59 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

King was a good kid. It sucks he went to A&M - I think he’ll be a good college QB. Ugh. 

He’s very fast, for what it’s worth!

1 hour ago, The Ace of Aces said:

King was a good kid. It sucks he went to A&M - I think he’ll be a good college QB. Ugh. 

Friend of mine that played with him said all the Ogre had to do was offer and he would have went there. Maybe if Jimbo bolts to LSU after a 9-3 year King will follow. 

5 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

FUCK YEAH SARK!!!  🤘

 

All those black nike football cleats….Hugh Jackman Reaction GIF

 

6 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

FUCK YEAH SARK!!!  🤘

 

so Sark is 1-0 vs aggy

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From secrant...when asked: 

                                                                                                                                                                            What did ESPN really get out of The Longhorn Network? I know fans enjoyed the Rose Bowl and 27-25 on an endless loop. But other than the media interns that got experience and financial losses every year, how did ESPN benefit?

THE RESPONSE:

1. The rights to broadcast the secondary and tertiary sports of the 2020-21 premier college athletic department in the country.

2. Developed knowledge and expertise in broadcasting those sports, which will grow in popularity with Texas and OU joining the SEC.

3. It's not just the Rose Bowl they show.

4. The Longhorn Network allows ESPN to showcase the highlights of a number of historical games and events in which Texas has played.

The 1963 season, including the impact of the assassination of President Kennedy, which culminated in the 1964 Cotton Bowl; #1 Texas beat #2 Navy 28-6, holding Roger Staubach to -47 yards rushing.

The 1969, 100th anniversary of College Football, featuring #1 Texas' win over #2 Arkansas, 15-14.

Earl Campbell's Heisman Season in 1977, including his 222 yard performance in leading #1 Texas over A&M, 57-28.

Ricky William's Heisman Season in 1998, including his 259 yard performance in leading Texas over A&M. Did you know Ricky rushed for 756 yards in 4 games against A&M. That's brutal.

1996 Big 12 Championship Game against Nebraska; Texas went for it on 4th & inches from their own 29, "Roll Left", and completed a 60 yard catch & run.

1998 game against Nebraska in which Texas ended Nebraska's 47 game home winning streak.

2007 game against Nebraska when Jamal Charles rushed for 216 yards and scored 3 TD's, in just the 4th quarter.

2011 Justin Tucker's walk off field goal to beat A&M in College Station, 27-25, Texas' 76th win in a series that spans over 120 years.

2017 Texas Bowl win over Missouri.

2019 Sugar Bowl win over Georgia.

And finally, if it wasn't for the Longhorn Network, I never would have heard,

"It don’t make a shit." — Bill Bradley, Texas captain, when asked if he wanted heads or tails in the coin toss in the 1968 game against Texas A&M.
 

 

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29 minutes ago, Nolacycling said:

Texags:

Haynes King: The Most Texan Aggie Quarterback Ever?

 

* Texum Bulldog

12 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

Historically, midwest states' flagship universities have referred to themselves as OU, NU, KU, MU, etc. UT wasn't and isn't one of them. Once again, aggy can fuck off.

It’s a part of their fairy tale that we are “a university IN Texas,” not the University OF Texas.” They make that shit up and then believe it. 

I can't get enough of the amazing edition of the American Hustle video, but reading this thread last night & thinking about aggy's histrionics through all of this, I kept being reminded of another Cooper scene.

Cooper = Texas, De Niro = aggy ...

Fits pretty damn well. I esp love that last line: "Don't forget to vote".

 

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Texags:
Haynes King: The Most Texan Aggie Quarterback Ever?
 
White kid from deep in East Texas? Depends on if you consider East Texas to be be Northwest Louisiana like many real Texans do.
2 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

It’s a part of their fairy tale that we are “a university IN Texas,” not the University OF Texas.” They make that shit up and then believe it. 

Freaking idoits... forever and always...

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