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But they will continue to say we won't play them, just for the media attention. 

They say that because they know we don't care about them and don't need them, and that those two things will keep us from scheduling them while we have 9 conference games each year. If something happened to our conference schedule where were only had 8 games each year, aggy would quickly shut up about us being scared to play them. They're like the little dog that barks it's ass off behind the fence but runs like hell when the gate opens.

 

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I think I Read this somewhere. Sounds legit and has merit. Never forget CJK5H. 

31 minutes ago, Machinator said:

PM Chip Brown

Paul Finebaum posted the story of Texas to the SEC a long while ago.

http://blog.al.com/press-register-sports/2010/04/finebaum_how_texas_nearly_join.html

 

texags:

 I think the younger graduates aren't going to the games nearly like us old guys do. They watch at home on a giant TV or hang out in a bar with their buddies. Or they go back to their home country and don't GAF about football just like they didn't when they were on campus

He's not wrong. Young aggy mostly can't afford to go, and the ones who can prefer to watch the Saudi or Indian or Turkish national soccer teams.

But they have nearly 60,000 98%ers?  Right?  Dixie Chicken wings and cable tv just does not seem to fit the narrative of John Sharp as a tack.  

2 hours ago, Machinator said:

PM Chip Brown

I concur, assuming that, by "PM Chip Brown", you mean "FUCK CHIP BROWN".
 

1 hour ago, Randolph Duke said:

Paul Finebaum posted the story of Texas to the SEC a long while ago.

http://blog.al.com/press-register-sports/2010/04/finebaum_how_texas_nearly_join.html

I've never seen that before.  That's amazing.  Somebody please get that and screencap it and embed on aggypedia.  It's aggy cognitive dissonance, in a can..

1. It's Pawl

2. SEC didn't want aggy

3. SEC wanted Texas and pig out west, and in the east South Carolina + FSU/GaTech (SEC passed on Miami/Tulane/VaTech)

4. aggy lege cried on the floor of the lege to stop big brother from leaving without them

5. let me repeat... SEC DID NOT WANT aggy

6. if the timeline in the article is correct, it means groid bitched a fit to stop a conference move that we wanted twice in less than 3 years

7. twice

8. in 3 years

9. tell me again, after the way they behaved from 09 through 12, why do we let them have the AUF payment every year?

10. tell me again, why Longhorns in the lege have not put a constitutional amendment on the floor to cut them off forever?

11. they've passed us, right?  so they don't need our money anymore, right?  right?

texags:

 I think the younger graduates aren't going to the games nearly like us old guys do. They watch at home on a giant TV or hang out in a bar with their buddies. Or they go back to their home country and don't GAF about football just like they didn't when they were on campus

 

Top 7% or whatever it is today says hello

 

Edit. I’m an idiot. Thought Texas not that diploma mill in the lit station.

4 hours ago, Lidig8r said:

One of you Intertrons geniuses need to come up with some "fake news articles" claiming to have inside information that Texas and the SEC have had preliminary discussions about Texas joining the SEC when the Big XII grant-of-rights contract expires ... but only on the condition that aggy is expelled.

Those sheep humpin' bastards' heads would explode.

Sup, Lid

1 hour ago, msucolt45 said:

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Haha. Poooooooooooor agggyyyyyysss!!!!

Does Daddy98 have a state license that can be revoked for idiocy?  Or is it up to Farmer's Insurance to decide he is a worthless tool that is hindering their business?   

1 hour ago, lemonandaturd said:

Does Daddy98 have a state license that can be revoked for idiocy?  Or is it up to Farmer's Insurance to decide he is a worthless tool that is hindering their business?   

He'd have to have a P&C license to work for Farmers.

10 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

We will not get them in a bowl this year because they will not be bowl eligible.  5-7 Jimbaggins.  

Hoping they lose every game. If not, please finish 2-10 

Can't sleep? There's a certain game from 2011 about to start on LHN.

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I've been asked by the Texas A&M Athletic Department to review their 2018 uniforms. I'll be sharing them here. Please vote for your favorite. Here's the first: SECrewA_amp_M_Uni_1.jpg

8 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Needs an LSU logo somewhere to recognize their Brothers Across the Sabine.

Good point. I'll share the Aggy/LSU co-themed one. 

And the Velcro opening in the ass for easy access by their $EC Foes.

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1 hour ago, South Austin said:

Needs an LSU logo somewhere to recognize their Brothers Across the Sabine.

TAMU_Tiger.jpg Here is the LSU-themed one. It's called Tigerbait. They are pretty excited about it.  

17 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

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Yeah. That's not a "rivalry". That is straight up Pimp/Bitch status.

Can't sleep? There's a certain game from 2011 about to start on LHN.
I've seen that movie before, everything about it sucks until the last minute or so. Killer ending though..
1 hour ago, ousux said:
15 hours ago, Modessit said:
Can't sleep? There's a certain game from 2011 about to start on LHN.

I've seen that movie before, everything about it sucks until the last minute or so. Killer ending though..

lulz.  I can only watch the last drive of that game.  We were so f'ing inept that only the aggy in them prevented them from running away with it.  Hell of a defensive job by them in that last drive.

22 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

I've never seen that before.  That's amazing.  Somebody please get that and screencap it and embed on aggypedia.  It's aggy cognitive dissonance, in a can..

1. It's Pawl

2. SEC didn't want aggy

3. SEC wanted Texas and pig out west, and in the east South Carolina + FSU/GaTech (SEC passed on Miami/Tulane/VaTech)

4. aggy lege cried on the floor of the lege to stop big brother from leaving without them

5. let me repeat... SEC DID NOT WANT aggy

6. if the timeline in the article is correct, it means groid bitched a fit to stop a conference move that we wanted twice in less than 3 years

7. twice

8. in 3 years

9. tell me again, after the way they behaved from 09 through 12, why do we let them have the AUF payment every year?

10. tell me again, why Longhorns in the lege have not put a constitutional amendment on the floor to cut them off forever?

11. they've passed us, right?  so they don't need our money anymore, right?  right?

This happened back in '89-'90.  What else did they pitch a fit about back then?

Here's the latest 2018 uni design sent to me by the A&M Athletic Department. This one is called "Camo-Cash" and I think they are saving it for a really big game. Yes? No? 

Johnny_Cash_Uni.jpg  

Here's the latest 2018 uni design sent to me by the A&M Athletic Department. This one is called "Camo-Cash" and I think they are saving it for a really big game. Yes? No? 
Johnny_Cash_Uni.jpg  

Needs more sec
31 minutes ago, Gardner Barnes said:


Needs more sec

Truth. I will pass it on  and get an edited version. 

27 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

 

That's a great way to merchandise the program. #marketing

17 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

can we get a quatto with manziel's head?

with an SEC tattoo on quatto's belly.....

What is a quatto? Is that a millennial thing? 

1 hour ago, Gardner Barnes said:

Needs more sec

 28 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Needs more sec and a JFF autograph

Johnny_Cash_Uni.jpg    I think we've definitely plussed it. #workingtogether

 

Next up: The Wrath of Jimbo

 

Edited by TreatyOak

I've been asked by the Texas A&M Athletic Department to review their 2018 uniforms. I'll be sharing them here. Please vote for your favorite. Here's the first: SECrewA_amp_M_Uni_1.jpg

Fake, SEC logo is too small and aggy logo is slightly larger than new big brothers..

 

23 hours ago, Scholz said:

Sup, Lid

It has been forever Hombre! Oh those days when we were both raising hell on soonerfans... stirring the pot, having fun.

On 7/25/2018 at 6:08 PM, Nolacycling said:

texags:

 I think the younger graduates aren't going to the games nearly like us old guys do. They watch at home on a giant TV or hang out in a bar with their buddies. Or they go back to their home country and don't GAF about football just like they didn't when they were on campus

 

On 7/25/2018 at 6:20 PM, lemonandaturd said:

But they have nearly 60,000 98%ers?  Right?  Dixie Chicken wings and cable tv just does not seem to fit the narrative of John Sharp as a tack.  

Everyone is now a 2%er

Advantage aggy

I think I might go to the Clemson v Aggy game.

I can’t wait to root against aggy

I think I might go to the Clemson v Aggy game.

I can’t wait to root against aggy
Why would you do that to yourself? I feel icky just getting too close to collie station when driving to Houston..
3 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

What is a quatto? Is that a millennial thing? 

More like a GenX thing.

 

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(And it's actually Kuato but who's counting?)

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