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8 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Over on Texags there is the usual dissonance about all of this. Herman sucks because he lost to a few poor teams in his last year in Houston and Dabo ain't that bigga deal because Clemson had to struggle to beat some poor teams last year. However, Jimbo's last season at FSU is irrelevant because he won a "natty" years before.

They're like physicists over in College Station.

They can't think critically. I was looking over there during the VA Tech game for someone to say "Uhh our coach recruited this shitty OL.." but radio silence. They just commented on "we stole their coach and it's funny because now they are bad" 

46 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

They can't think critically.

Nobody can be as dumb as they come off.  They're no way.  They just have a huge moral deficit, lie about everything.

Here is one of my favorites when it comes to Texas A&M.

They claim to be the wealthiest public university in the nation. Below is a link to their most recent audited financial statements. On page 42 of the pdf, line item 55 lists the instution's total endowment - $416,846,140.

They claim an $11 billion endowment. Their actual endowment is barely $400 million. TCU's is four times that.

This is aggy. They take the easy way out, make buffoonish claims, and ignore the reality of their situation. And wonder why they aren't situated similar to other universities. They don't respect the hard work and alumni sacrifices that went into building more esteemed institutions. They are what we refer to as "all hat, and no cattle."

https://s3.amazonaws.com/raw.texastribune.org/college_sports/2015-2016/ncaa-texas-am-2015-2016.pdf

Neither school should count PUF/AUF monies as part of their endowments. That belongs to the citizens of Texas constitutionally earmarked to educate our little dipshits.

35 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Nobody can be as dumb as they come off.  They're no way.  They just have a huge moral deficit, lie about everything.

*There's*

 

Never underestimate aggy ability to go full aggy all the time.

17 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

Here is one of my favorites when it comes to Texas A&M.

They claim to be the wealthiest public university in the nation. Below is a link to their most recent audited financial statements. On page 42 of the pdf, line item 55 lists the instution's total endowment - $416,846,140.

They claim an $11 billion endowment. Their actual endowment is barely $400 million. TCU's is four times that.

This is aggy. They take the easy way out, make buffoonish claims, and ignore the reality of their situation. And wonder why they aren't situated similar to other universities. They don't respect the hard work and alumni sacrifices that went into building more esteemed institutions. They are what we refer to as "all hat, and no cattle."

https://s3.amazonaws.com/raw.texastribune.org/college_sports/2015-2016/ncaa-texas-am-2015-2016.pdf

 

However, considering it's aggy, shouldn't it be all hat and no sheep, or all sheep and no cattle, or something?

They’re crowing about some Washington paper ranking them #11 in the country as far as best colleges.

100% chance of rain in the station Saturday. Gameday I'm sure will be loads of fun in the mud & cow pies.

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100% chance of rain in the station Saturday. Gameday I'm sure will be loads of fun in the mud & cow pies.

A big ol frothy mix of rain, piss, cowshit, and jizz jars. Aggy will be as happy as a pig in slop.

An tries evoking the power of the 12th Man on Texags.

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Let's remind the world Saturday what a small band of 107k sound like.... Clemson rocked by the 12th man! Ears ringing, freshman QB, Durham, Alaka, Wilson, Dotson - all something to prove in their mature and healthy condition. 

No one gave us a chance against Bo Jackson
No one gave us a chance against Ty Detmer
No one gave us a chance against @ Bama

This is our house.... let's remind them of that fact Saturday. I don't care if the Dallas Cowboys come to town... they will feel the 12th Man! 

Let's be loud Ags... on each and every Clemson called play.... all night long!

      Scary Kyle Field. Then this guy ruins it for everybody:

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LOL
None of those games were at home!

 

Love that aggy is posting their 3 best games in history as proof as to how they will handle Clemson.

9 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

Love that aggy is posting their 3 best games in history as proof as to how they will handle Clemson.

If their mascot barks, the game is called immediately. They're hoping to kick a FG and go home.

j/k. They're morons.

 

17 hours ago, markstanco said:

So 9 instead of 7-8 wins?

Dont forget jimbo hasn't beat dabo in 4 or 5 years and he went 500 ball last year with much better players.

Les Miles also once won a mnc.

Larry Coker and gene chizik did as well.  

7 hours ago, markstanco said:

Link not working?  At least not for me. (copy pasta in to new tab since it isnt clickable) 

You’re not alone. Link isn’t working for me either. 

The Clemson board is almost as bad as texaggy, but this gem brought the lulz... 

 

These AM people seem real culty

An immense amount of pride and pageantry for being basically coot level good for like 50 years.



 

 

1982 I’m sitting in the stands watching New coach Jackie Sheryl who just signed the largest at the time contract in history (reportly 287k per year)..

First play from scrimmage Herkie Walls goes 87 yards for a score. The aggies sitting two rows in front of us who had informed us earlier that they were standing the whole game as was their tradition looked at each other and made their way to the stairs and exited their seats. 

I never saw them the rest of the game. I did see Jackie start yelling at his DC. Hilarious. Right then and there I knew aggys would start paying their players, and years later   Sheryl was dismissed under a cloud. 

An tries evoking the power of the 12th Man[emoji769] on Texags.
Let's remind the world Saturday what a small band of 107k sound like.... Clemson rocked by the 12th man! Ears ringing, freshman QB, Durham, Alaka, Wilson, Dotson - all something to prove in their mature and healthy condition. 

No one gave us a chance against Bo Jackson
No one gave us a chance against Ty Detmer
No one gave us a chance against @ Bama

This is our house.... let's remind them of that fact Saturday. I don't care if the Dallas Cowboys come to town... they will feel the 12th Man! 

Let's be loud Ags... on each and every Clemson called play.... all night long!
      Scary Kyle Field. Then this guy ruins it for everybody:
LOL
None of those games were at home!
 

Dumbasses are geeking out because Clemson is playing the aggy shit over the pa as loud as they can at practice. Like no one does that kind of stuff to prepare for an away game.
55 minutes ago, VoteforHank said:

1982 I’m sitting in the stands watching New coach Jackie Sheryl who just signed the largest at the time contract in history (reportly 287k per year)..

First play from scrimmage Herkie Walls goes 87 yards for a score. The aggies sitting two rows in front of us who had informed us earlier that they were standing the whole game as was their tradition looked at each other and made their way to the stairs and exited their seats. 

I never saw them the rest of the game. I did see Jackie start yelling at his DC. Hilarious. Right then and there I knew aggys would start paying their players, and years later   Sheryl was dismissed under a cloud. 

Was that the game when it was cold and rainy? I had 2 friends from high school who went to aggy and they were claiming the aggy bullshit that they don't sit and stay all game. Due to the weather and the ass-whipping inflicted on them by Texas, my friends left the game early. You bet your ass that every time I saw them after that, they were asked about not staying the whole game.

8 hours ago, UTEX_ME said:

100% chance of rain in the station Saturday. Gameday I'm sure will be loads of fun in the mud & cow pies.

Wife and I bagged going to the game because of the forecast.

12 hours ago, VoteforHank said:

1982 I’m sitting in the stands watching New coach Jackie Sheryl who just signed the largest at the time contract in history (reportly 287k per year)..

First play from scrimmage Herkie Walls goes 87 yards for a score. The aggies sitting two rows in front of us who had informed us earlier that they were standing the whole game as was their tradition looked at each other and made their way to the stairs and exited their seats. 

I never saw them the rest of the game. I did see Jackie start yelling at his DC. Hilarious. Right then and there I knew aggys would start paying their players, and years later   Sheryl was dismissed under a cloud. 

Who's she? 

Hey we beat Bama that one time!

Too bad Johhny 8 ball isn't there any more, agroid.

16 hours ago, Sejjr said:

Love that aggy is posting their 3 best games in history as proof as to how they will handle Clemson.

I would assume that all 3 games was when the school still had Bear Bryant coaching..!

12 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

      Scary Kyle Field. Then this guy ruins it for everybody:
 

Dumbasses are geeking out because Clemson is playing the aggy shit over the pa as loud as they can at practice. Like no one does that kind of stuff to prepare for an away game.

Dabo trying to get his team to get over their natural inclination to laugh when they hear it. 

1 hour ago, PencilPusher said:

Who's she? 

An ugly cheating bitch. The Old Army version of aggy Karen.

56 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

An ugly cheating bitch. The Old Army version of aggy Karen.

I remember Ricky bending her over in Dallas one New Year’s Day. 

1 hour ago, Chili dog said:

I remember Ricky bending her over in Dallas one New Year’s Day. 

I was there. That was fun. Poooooooooooor Jackie! Poooooooooooor Jackie! Poooooooooooor Jackie! Poooooooooooor Jackie! Poooooooooooor Jackie!

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I was there too.  It was way too early that morning.  I was quite hungover.  Jack in the Box was not sitting well with me.  Ricky ran their asses over.  $herrill had tried to motivate that Miss St team that week by actually castrating a bull in front of them.  Fucking cheating psycho.

7 minutes ago, Scholz said:

I was there too.  It was way too early that morning.  I was quite hungover.  Jack in the Box was not sitting well with me.  Ricky ran their asses over.  $herrill had tried to motivate that Miss St team that week by actually castrating a bull in front of them. 

He castrated a bull when they played (and beat) us in 1991. Did he also do that in 1998(9)?

What i remember most of all was the Miss. St. db's had ice packs on their necks cause they got ran over by Ricky 

Just now, Tex Pete said:

He castrated a bull when they played (and beat) us in 1991. Did he also do that in 1998(9)?

Yes

It would be funny to see more of this tomorrow morning during ESPN College Gameday, or after the beatdown Clemson puts on A&M...

 

I was in B/CS this week and left this AM. I didn’t hear a “Whoops” once, even after walking through The Chicken on Thursday to piss on the ice! Hadn’t been there in 12-15 years - nothing has changed with the smell. Nothing but “pool players” during Thursday lunchtime.

I think they are nervous!! I saw more “international” students around their campus than ever before. That could also be the reason they’ve topped 60K in enrollment - hell, let’em all in for the indoctrination!


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3 hours ago, Scholz said:

I was there too.  It was way too early that morning.  I was quite hungover.  Jack in the Box was not sitting well with me.  Ricky ran their asses over.  $herrill had tried to motivate that Miss St team that week by actually castrating a bull in front of them.  Fucking cheating psycho.

I was there as well. Pretty sure I was still fucked up from the night before. That was a glorious morning/early afternoon and my god, the fucking cowbells.

3 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

He castrated a bull when they played (and beat) us in 1991. Did he also do that in 1998(9)?

I thought he castrated a yell leader.

I thought he castrated a yell leader.
Pretty sure they come precastrated.
3 minutes ago, Deej said:

I thought he castrated a yell leader.

He was too late. Had to initiate plan B.

He was too late. Had to initiate plan B.
If only every aggy would use Plan B.

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4 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

I was there. That was fun. Poooooooooooor Jackie! Poooooooooooor Jackie! Poooooooooooor Jackie! Poooooooooooor Jackie! Poooooooooooor Jackie!

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That was fucking amazing game. Ricky kept knocking their players out of the game as he ran over them. I think he knocked 3 or 4 players out of the game. Was there with an MSU friend of mine and enjoyed the hell out of it since he grew up an aggy (loving Jackie and RC) and ended up going to school at MSU.

38 minutes ago, Deej said:

I thought he castrated a yell leader.

Nope.  All yell leaders have ALREADY been castrated....one of the qualifications.  Whooooooop!

5 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

I was there. That was fun. Poooooooooooor Jackie! Poooooooooooor Jackie! Poooooooooooor Jackie! Poooooooooooor Jackie! Poooooooooooor Jackie!

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I was there. 50 yard line. It was glorious.

I forgot we had to water the field for the second time that year to beat a team in maroon.

2 hours ago, HoustonHorn said:

That was fucking amazing game. Ricky kept knocking their players out of the game as he ran over them. I think he knocked 3 or 4 players out of the game. Was there with an MSU friend of mine and enjoyed the hell out of it since he grew up an aggy (loving Jackie and RC) and ended up going to school at MSU.

They weren’t supposed to start selling beer until after the 10am kickoff. Fortunately, we found a rule breaker. 

Rc slochump being interviewed on espnu now, sounds like he reads texags. Clickity clack

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