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6 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

 

 

These guys are so good at using certain words to convey a narrative. Aggy didn’t ‘pivot’ from Denbrock; they got denied and had to throw a ton of money to an inexperienced coordinator from the BDF in order to lure him from Kansas 

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20 hours ago, orangebird said:

Fair point, texags is a marginal source at best.  We'll probably never really know for sure.  I odn't remember if it was posted elsewhere, maybe Twitter/X?

But if there is any truth to be had in that, then they may be waiting a while until things stabilize in their athletic department before they give him the boot.  Kind of like a divorce situation where the estranged couple is stuck living in the same place for a while because they can't afford to move out.  That whole program is a raging dumpster fire right now, and they probably have more pressing fish to fry, like filling out Elko's assistants and trying to salvage what's left of their roster and recruiting class.

It's hard to say.

Texags seems to carry a lot of weight around the program.  And I'm not saying this in a good way.  It's the head of the psychotic snake

13 hours ago, chainsaw said:

JimboElko backed off

"R.C. didn't offer"

18 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

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I can’t imagine what the conversation between these 3 must have been like.

Collin: “My girlfriend and I are waiting until marriage.”
Manti: “Wow, you’ve actually seen your girlfriend?”
Johnny: “Y’all got any blow?”

that might be the worst top 3/4 heisman candidate pool ever

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That face you make when your school is spending $125+MM to fire a shitty coach and make desperation hires like Mike Elko and Collin Klein...

 

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Texags never stops delivering

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This is going to be serious post from me, for once. 

Guys, I'll admit it. I'm really, really scared of Texas A&M.
They've already surpassed us in baseball and basketball and now they're getting ready to surpass us in football.

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It's not enough that they have have the most passionate and most welcoming fans in college football. You can read about it from all the visiting fans. Add in that they have the most unique and passionate traditions of any school ANYWHERE! 

How much do they want to win? Well, they paid and landed the TOP RECRUITING CLASS OF ALL TIME. Heck, they paid a championship-level coach $78 MILLION JUST TO STOP COACHING AND HE WASN'T EVEN THAT GOOD! That's a commitment to excellence that no one has ever heard of before!

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Unlike Texas, they're SEC ready and have been so for the LAST 11 YEARS. They controlled a much better Bama team then we faced, and SHOULD have won that game. They understand what it takes to win in the SEC. We don't.

And now, they have an extraordinary coach who GETS THEM! We are officially screwed!!! 

Like the rest of college football fans, I am scared and don't feel safe. Can anyone suggest what I can do, cause this is frightening. 

 

 

 

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1 hour ago, Ojo Rojo said:

Agua Dulce, Yorktown and Kenedy too. Maybe Karnes City.

Hermleigh, Lazbuddie, and Rising Star all checking in, too.

39 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

 

 

He saw 979 on the caller ID and said, "new phone, who dis?"

Brilliant offensive mind. Let’s see, when everything was on the line and they had their chance to beat Texas thanks to TWO one-play drives we gifted them with turnovers, what happened….🤔🤔🤔

First the impressive 10 play 33 yard drive:
Chris Tennant 45 Yd Field Goal 
10 plays, 33 yards, 1:17
 
Then he hit 4D next level play calling culminating with the - run back, fall down, throw the ball straight up in the air play:
  • 1st & 10 at TEX 25

    (OT) Will Howard pass complete to Ben Sinnott for 19 yds to the TEX 6 for a 1ST down
  • 1st & Goal at TEX 6

    (OT) Will Howard run for 2 yds to the TEX 4
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    (OT) Will Howard pass incomplete
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21 hours ago, Pancho said:

Welp, Looch has given everyone their talking points 

 

 

 

But why did they allow those past their prime or Eskimo buddies with Jimbo there in the first place? 

Make it make sense.

9 hours ago, futureman said:

Amy Adams is a poor man's Jessica Chastain.

I wouldn't turn either way.  I'm not into the dimple butt chin that Chastain has, however, no one is perfect and I would rather celebrate our differences. 

I would be more than happy to use that butt chin of hers to rest one of deez nuts. Kind of like a golf ball on a tee.

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1 hour ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

I mean how many coaches in Texas are there? You have two divisions from 2a-6a so when you say you’ve heard from coaches you could be talking about some 2a coach that doesn’t even have a d-1 football player or you could be talking about collie station coaches. And you could say many when it’s 5 coaches out of 500? Nothing more than aggy looch spin bullshit. 

 

1 hour ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Ok just looked it up. 2,813 high schools in Texas. So over 2,000 hs football coaches. “I’ve heard from many”. 6 out of 2,000 isn’t great.

Pro tip - If you pause to remind yourself everything that jock-sniffing chucklefuck says is 100% fabricated bullshit, you won't have to try to make sense of it or find logic in it. 

4 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

 

Pro tip - If you pause to remind yourself everything that jock-sniffing chucklefuck says is 100% fabricated bullshit, you won't have to try to make sense of it or find logic in it. 

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The self-aware aggy probably got banned immediately.
33 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:


The self-aware aggy probably got banned immediately.

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Listening to the emergency looch it is hillarious. Someone here called it.

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11 minutes ago, linux said:

 

Typical aggy:  https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3429786

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He got abused this year

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He was so so bad this year. How does someone like that get All American? Is it because not many freshman are playing so there's a more limited pool to choose from?

 

So, a true freshman playing tackle that gave up 4 sacks in 315 pass blocking snaps sucks.  I guess if it was 3 he would be good?  

No idea how his run blocking was, their run game was middle of the road I think. 

 
 

I actually don't think I doubt Looch on the FB coaches texting him. 

Think about how many students pass through there a year. Dozens and dozens of them go on to coach. Their whole lives they've been indoctrinated by TA propaganda. Their brains are maroon malt o meal.  

If Dear Leader says it's a good hire they obey. They rush to Twitter or TA to post superlatives.  I bet 100% of those coaches are aggy.

NOOOOOO!  Not Bisontits!  There goes the best cheap nickname-based laugh we've had in a while.

Elko sat down with Bisontis and Diggs and had a hard talk with them about how they didn't have a future in the new, lunchpail, workman, football-dude culture. Tough to have to break kids' hearts, but Elko is not afraid of doing the right thing.

3 hours ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Ok just looked it up. 2,813 high schools in Texas. So over 2,000 hs football coaches. “I’ve heard from many”. 6 out of 2,000 isn’t great.

Six? I'd be surprised if it's half that.

 

3 hours ago, Sir Ulrich said:

 

 

They "pivoted" after hearing "Fuck no!"

28 minutes ago, linux said:

 

gotta love that the enter transfer portal "edit" is a thing now...

Welp, if I hadn't before, I know now to never respect Peter Burns' opinion ever again:

 

40 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

I actually don't think I doubt Looch on the FB coaches texting him. 

Think about how many students pass through there a year. Dozens and dozens of them go on to coach. Their whole lives they've been indoctrinated by TA propaganda. Their brains are maroon malt o meal.  

If Dear Leader says it's a good hire they obey. They rush to Twitter or TA to post superlatives.  I bet 100% of those coaches are aggy.

Right, he is probably referring to lowly assistant coaches.

Best gig because you're overpaid and can just mail it in. 

Just spewed my drink:

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11 minutes ago, Deej said:

Best gig because you're overpaid and can just mail it in. 

And they can't afford to fire you.

What's not to love?  OK, being surrounded by aggy...

29 minutes ago, 1bigtx said:

Right, he is probably referring to lowly assistant coaches.

Trying to shine their turd of a hire and drum up a little excitement.  

On 12/4/2023 at 6:35 PM, TrashMaster G said:

I'm not reading all that crap. Does he even address the scenario where they want to get rid of Fisher and the buyout leaves the aggy Atheletics Dept turbofucked financially???

+rep for turbo fucked.

15 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

+rep for turbo fucked.

*turbo-fucked

Got damn this is fun!  After more than a decade of underachieving Texas is rising and looks to be a monster for the foreseeable future.

aggy on the other hand is mired in mediocrity, starting another rebuild, Looch is spinning their underwhelming hires as homeruns and players are deserting the sinking ship.  Good times!

1 hour ago, orangebird said:

Live look at the aggy football roster:

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57 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Welp, if I hadn't before, I know now to never respect Peter Burns' opinion ever again:

 

Your peter burns?  go get some penicillin brah

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Jimbo Fisher has the best gig in College Football right now. 

18 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

I hear Shawn Watson would be willing to leave Wofford. The 59 yard Max offense is ready to roll back into Texas. 

Greg Davis is rested and ready!

16 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

He has been at this for what? 15 years? When are they going to figure this out?

“It’s Easier to Fool People Than It Is to Convince Them That They Have Been Fooled.”

– Mark Twain

2 hours ago, TexasMan said:

Welp, if I hadn't before, I know now to never respect Peter Burns' opinion ever again:

 

The above Peter Burns sucks.

This Peter Burns is much, much better:

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Just saying.

1 minute ago, orangebird said:

The above Peter Burns sucks.

This Peter Burns is much, much better:

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Just saying.

Does he spin you right round, baby, right round?

1 minute ago, TrashMaster G said:

Does he spin you right round, baby, right round?

Like a record, baby!

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Elko gonna put out that fire, grease the wheels and get that thing climbing up again before you know it.
On 12/5/2023 at 12:14 AM, Stunns38 said:


Nah, that’s just your classic East Texas Dog face.

Ftfy

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