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4 minutes ago, Blotto said:

That cant be right can it? What did they give Samford for the buyout? Jimbo's national championship trophy? 

I read somewhere that their AD and football coach each make somewhere in the neighborhood of $250k. I couldn’t find anything on Bucky, but it wouldn’t surprise me if he was making $150k or less. He went straight from being a HS coach to being head coach at the collegiate level. Since he never spent any time as a collegiate assistant, any bump up from being a HS coach would have been pretty significant for him. He hit the lottery with the aggies. It’s like Jed Clampett striking oil.

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27 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

They posted this during last night's game:

 

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Is celebrating a walk record one of the most aggy things ever?

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2 minutes ago, Majorcholas said:

Is celebrating a walk record one of the most aggy things ever?

Only if you're getting no-hit at the time.

2 hours ago, Lidig8r said:

and Rickey's biggest accomplishment was overshadowed by Nolan.

First, in his career, Henderson was 2 - 17 against Nolan, with 5 strike outs, for a whopping .118 average.

Finally, on the very day Henderson broke Lou Brock's all time stolen base record... that night, Nolan threw his 7th no-hitter!

He was Nolan's bitch.

To be fair, Nolan had a lot of bitches

3 hours ago, Scheiss Meister said:

Next come the championships!

Next come the TexAgs bannings.

2 hours ago, Gaffords said:

To be fair, Nolan had a lot of bitches

Hey to Robin Ventura.

57 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Lmaoooo

 

 

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Isn’t that just Kyle Field?

1 hour ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Lmaoooo

 

 

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You should see their selection of RC Colas and Moon Pies!

26 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I csnt believe the aggies actually won a conference game, especially against Tennessee.9-3 of all things. 

They've turned the corner, they should definitely give Earley a raise and contract extension right now before someone hires him away.

1 minute ago, utee94 said:

They've turned the corner, they should definitely give Earley a raise and contract extension right now before someone hires him away.

Up that $3.9m to $75m, immediately! 

1 hour ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I csnt believe the aggies actually won a conference game, especially against Tennessee.9-3 of all things. 

Tennessee players had an extra hour to get hammered Friday night due to the early finish of that game 

I csnt believe the aggies actually won a conference game, especially against Tennessee.9-3 of all things. 

Hang a banner on the brookshire brothers
3 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Lmaoooo

 

 

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Say what you will but is is good practice for their employment after they leave A&M.

3 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I csnt believe the aggies actually won a conference game, especially against Tennessee.9-3 of all things. 

They are about to Run Rule them in the 2nd game.  They broke Tenn.  Good news for us.  

3 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I csnt believe the aggies actually won a conference game, especially against Tennessee.9-3 of all things. 

Well…..guess what?

8 hours ago, royiv said:

Since he never spent any time as a collegiate assistant, any bump up from being a HS coach would have been pretty significant for him. He hit the lottery with the aggies. It’s like Jed Clampett striking oil.

Except Jed has to sleep in the outhouse. 

aggy actually beat “ut light” today. Maybe they’ve turned the corner and can go on a run, which our little buddy Graham and/or Looch will belch out starting Monday.

Hook’em!!!

2 hours ago, chemHORN said:

They are about to Run Rule them in the 2nd game.  They broke Tenn.  Good news for us.  

So, they basically won the National Championship, right?

13 hours ago, Lidig8r said:

and Rickey's biggest accomplishment was overshadowed by Nolan.

 

Finally, on the very day Henderson broke Lou Brock's all time stolen base record... that night, Nolan threw his 7th no-hitter!

He was Nolan's bitch.

Every time that this no-hitter is mentioned, I have to chime in with…

”I was there!”

First time I ever made it to a Rangers game before the first pitch.

Every time that this no-hitter is mentioned, I have to chime in with…
”I was there!”
First time I ever made it to a Rangers game before the first pitch.

My Boss’ “call sign” as a Naval Aviator (~20 years ago) was S.T.I.W., which stood for “So there I was”? E2 Hawkeye pilot flying on/off of Navy carriers.

Hook’em!!!
15 hours ago, Scheiss Meister said:

Next come the championships!

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You had perfect timing Schiess

22 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

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You had perfect timing Schiess

Which one is Poultry Pimp?

4 minutes ago, Fred Garvin said:

Which one is Poultry Pimp?

Uh..I'm not sure.  However, I am sure he's giving 'em a big thumbs up.  I mean, after all he IS the standard.

X,X,X,X

X,X,X,X

 

"Which one is Poultry Pimp?"

All potential new Ass't Mangers at Pluckers upon graduation? 

 

So, "that's a chicken", "that's a duck", "that's a turkey", etc.?  Good job, champs.

Am I the only one who noticed their plaques have Longhorns on them?

 

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3 minutes ago, DoobieWah said:

Am I the only one who noticed their plaques have Longhorns on them?

 

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Everything about UT chaps their hides.  

I once had an aggie ask me, "Why does t.u. get to be called 'Texas?'  A&M is in Texas, too.  So is Tech, and TCU, and a bunch of other schools."  I was dumbfounded.  I replied that there are lots of schools in Michigan, but only The University of Michigan, is called Michigan.  It's the default designation for the flagship public university in most states.

So you know it pisses them off that one of the most iconic representations of the state of Texas-- the Longhorn breed of cattle-- is associated directly with UT, and not their own school.

3 hours ago, Fred Garvin said:

Which one is Poultry Pimp?

The magnificent, bearded bastard in the back row

Never mind. I can’t edit goodly.

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I can’t format worth a damn

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Straight into my veins:

The Beginning

Spoiler

The Aggie play from Saturday's games is what most people expected them to be throughout the season. If they can harness the fire and motivation they played with for the rest of the season, it should be filled with positive results the rest of the way.

Another positive note is this likely ends the debate regarding Earley's job status. Winning the series on the road against the #1 ranked team all but cements his return in 2026. He is learning on the job and if he continues to do so, the sky is the limit.

Spoiler

Imagine if, in addition to being the fastest exit from the polls when starting off #1, if we were also the most monumental turn around and came all the way back to win it all. If that happened this team would be talked about in the annals of college baseball FOREVER.

Spoiler

If they could turn it around and somehow win it all, there absolutely would be a 30 for 30 about them

 

Poultry Pimp is good, but too many syllables.

I'ma go with "Fowl Pimp". 

Looks like we're headed for a bigger band here, though, so maybe just "The Pimps"?

15 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Straight into my veins:

The Beginning

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The Aggie play from Saturday's games is what most people expected them to be throughout the season. If they can harness the fire and motivation they played with for the rest of the season, it should be filled with positive results the rest of the way.

Another positive note is this likely ends the debate regarding Earley's job status. Winning the series on the road against the #1 ranked team all but cements his return in 2026. He is learning on the job and if he continues to do so, the sky is the limit.

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Imagine if, in addition to being the fastest exit from the polls when starting off #1, if we were also the most monumental turn around and came all the way back to win it all. If that happened this team would be talked about in the annals of college baseball FOREVER.

  Reveal hidden contents

If they could turn it around and somehow win it all, there absolutely would be a 30 for 30 about them

 

Would these TexAgs quotes be classified as hopeium or copeium?

2 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Would these TexAgs quotes be classified as hopeium or copeium?

Yes.

4 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Uh..I'm not sure.  However, I am sure he's giving 'em a big thumbs up.  I mean, after all he IS the standard.

X,X,X,X

X,X,X,X

 

You're playing the game wrong.

X, 3, 4, X

5, 2, 1, 6

1 hour ago, utee94 said:

Everything about UT chaps their hides.  

I once had an aggie ask me, "Why does t.u. get to be called 'Texas?'  A&M is in Texas, too.  So is Tech, and TCU, and a bunch of other schools."  I was dumbfounded.  I replied that there are lots of schools in Michigan, but only The University of Michigan, is called Michigan.  It's the default designation for the flagship public university in most states.

So you know it pisses them off that one of the most iconic representations of the state of Texas-- the Longhorn breed of cattle-- is associated directly with UT, and not their own school.

 

Exactly. The stupidity is mind-bottling. But then it's aggy.

It's the Michigan Wolverines and the Michigan State Spartans. It's not the Michigan Spartans. 

Seems an easy concept to understand, but then again, it's aggy.

1 minute ago, Asithappens said:

 

Exactly. The stupidity is mind-bottling. But then it's aggy.

It's the Michigan Wolverines and the Michigan State Spartans. It's not the Michigan Spartans. 

Seems an easy concept to understand, but then again, it's aggy.

The best part is aggy should've dropped the A&M for State back in the 60's along with their off-putting, fake army culture.

Too late

25 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

The best part is aggy should've dropped the A&M for State back in the 60's along with their off-putting, fake army culture.

Too late

Part of the perverse aggy "charm" is their congenital inability to make reasonable decisions or to make reasonable defenses of those stupid decisions. But then, those two things kind of go hand-in-hand. 

It's like when they said "the only bad thing about giving Jimbo that big of a contract is that we couldn't do it for 15 years". 

My god. 

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2 hours ago, utee94 said:

Everything about UT chaps their hides.  

I once had an aggie ask me, "Why does t.u. get to be called 'Texas?'  A&M is in Texas, too.  So is Tech, and TCU, and a bunch of other schools."  I was dumbfounded.  I replied that there are lots of schools in Michigan, but only The University of Michigan, is called Michigan.  It's the default designation for the flagship public university in most states.

So you know it pisses them off that one of the most iconic representations of the state of Texas-- the Longhorn breed of cattle-- is associated directly with UT, and not their own school.

I always ask them if Texas is varsity, what does that make aggy? 

Never get an answer 

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